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Tfw you're dying >Get scratched by pet cat >accidentally
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Tfw you're dying

>Get scratched by pet cat
>accidentally drink 100ml clozapine for the first time a few days later
>play some vidya
>3 hours later I feel weak, hot, can't think straight
>spend the next 2 days sleeping, can't talk, can't walk
>another 2 days in bed, IV flushes. Still weak af, can't focus.
>college exams in 2 days. Mrw not sure if clozapine overdose or rabies from the cat.
>cat is fine, but still scared as my throat feels clogged and still weak/numb. Better than 2 days ago though.

I'm fucked. Should I kill myself or let probable rabies kill me slowly?
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>>29611976
Maybe call the doctor?
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Clozpine can lower white blood cell counts to fatal levels. Go to the fucking doctor you retard
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>live in a shitty country
>nearest doctor a few dozen miles away
>doctor overdosed me on clozapine in the first place

I'd rather die than trust these idiots. I'm just hoping that since I'm getting better it must be the overdose and not rabies. Symptoms are similar but no hydrophobia or lack of apetite yet.

Well, I'm still fucked for the exams. There goes years worth of studying down the drain.
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>>29612372
>2 days until exame
>fucked

That's easy. Get to work and stop being a fag
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>>29611976
>having a cat

Mistake number one, bucko.

You more than likely got infected from the scratch. You're probably suffering from swollen lymph nodes, which go away in a couple months in most cases.

Kill your cat.
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>>29612480
Killed my last one. She was pregnant too. I'll let this one live at least up to 3 months.

Cats do help with depression though. Feels good when there's someone dumber than you in the house.
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>>29612528
Then get a dog. They don't hurt you on purpose.
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>>29612543
Live in a shitty neighbourhoid if you can call it that. Unsupervised dogs get shot by local "hunters" to reduce stray population. Usually not home to walk a dog either, so he'll shit all over the house if I leave him there.

Welcome to Georgia, gentlemen.
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>>29612590

Maybe a really smart bird? Like an African Gray or something?
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>>29612613
Good idea. When this one dies I'll get a bird. At least I won't die of rabies.
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