Congratulations! You woke up looking like this!
Your next actions?
>>29610386
cut my dick off.
>>29610386
Crash a plane
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>29610386
I don't want to look like that...
>>29610386
Go on my computer and start masturbating
Im a light-skin black guy and I find myself attractiver than him...so I would just wish I had my body back
I think light-skin are beautifuller than whites guys
make tinder and drown in pussy
If I woke up as I monkey I would hope no nigger children come in my house, so I don't get shot.
Become a model, get rich, and find a nice geeky gay guy to fall in love with because I'm still a romantic fool at heart.
>>29610468
epic troll bro. was frickin epic
Find the most vapid,stuck up shallow bitch with princess syndrome and sodomise her
>>29610386
press ctrl+z and go back to bed
>>29610386
masturbate in front of a mirror
n-no homo
Kill self because family isn't going to let me NEET it up if they don't recognize me.
>>29610478
preety much this
>>29610386
Shave that fag hair, das for shure
>>29610682
on the other hand you could use it to pretend you're from ISIS and intimidate people
Go out on the and ask the first attractive woman I see out for dinner, take that home and fuck the shit out of it just incase this is a one day thing
>>29610386
Feel really bad because now I look even manlier.
>>29610386
Be an absolute passive aggressive dick to every bitch I meet and proceed to get away with it in front of their boyfriends while making her pants wet.
continue to be a useless sperge because it would take a while for the confidence personality change to catch up to the change in looks
>>29610386
Kill myself for putting that much effort into my appearance and taking a picture of my own face.
>>29610386
Re-apply for that job that I wanted bad but I was rejected for being ugly.
Fuck a teen boy
>>29611018
can it be me senpai
>no fucking ID, soc #, and whatnot
sheeee-it
I guess I "steal" my car and drive out to some podunk town where they don't care about that stuff and try to get a quiet job, while trying to file for paperwork by pretending I was on a reservation or hippie compound.
If I ever get that shit, I guess I go back to Denver and become a kickass travel guide who can talk about history but also take the tourists kayaking and shit with my honed and toned body.I'm gonna miss my vagina.
>>29610386
Suicide cause I look like a douche bag now. Also what kind of narcissist takes pics of himself like that? I see why women do it cause they're fucking women but is this guy really this fucking full of himself? I kinda wanna beat the shit out of him 2bh
destroy females' self esteem
>>29611051
He only looks like a douchebag because of his styles, you could make him look cool however you wanted, it's not like there's a fashion, haircut, whatever that doesn't suit conventionally attractive fit men.
>>29610386
It seems I'm getting uglier every day...
>>29611067
You could do that now with catfishing.
Cry and weep for having lost 3 poimts on the attractive scale.
>>29610386
Kill myself because all my good looks would be sabatoged by my social ineptitude and crippling depression.
>>29611051
>Jealousy feat envy: the post
as usual go play some video games until 3 AM
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>>29610386
>Congratulations! You woke up looking like this!
>Your next actions?
Try to rationalize what course of events or powers transformed me in such a way.
Consider a divine power, start wondering why they'd do this to me, whats the purpose, what I am expected to do, would I be punished if I don't, what price did I pay for this, does the soul exist and did I sell mine? Despair greatly.
Consider delusion. Maybe I finally lost it, I see myself as someone else, try to conduct experiments to confirm or deny the reality that is my new self. Despair greatly.
Consider aliens, experiments, dying and this being afterlife. Again wonder at what price I paid for this, what am I expected to do, what power changed me, are they watching me, when I take a shit and don't wash, when I masturbate to tranny porn. Despair greatly.
get a gf, get my life in order
>>29610386
I would be happier if I was born the female equivalent of him. My life would be so much easier. So much more to do also. Maybe I'll take the virginity of a couple of my fellow robots.
>>29610386
throw acid in my face because my abusive upbringing taught me to subconsciously seek misery and I don't deserve anything
>>29611287
>Maybe I'll take the virginity of a couple of my fellow robots.
>implying they wouldn't murderfuck you for being a stupid stacy slut
>>29611300
Just kys already
>>29611306
I'm robot so I know the mindset. Actually I'm a wizard. I'm willing to take one for the team. If I turn into a roastie and they hate me so be it.
>>29611326
Dad?
origin
>>29611326
Shitstain mods deleted my post
>>29611226
It could be that "consciousness" is just an electrical phenomena and shifts are common enough to happen as many as twice in one consciousness's existence, and they are quickly forgotten.
Come to /r9k/ to fish for compliments on a faces thread.
>>29610386
I'd go about my life exactly as before, maybe change to a more outgoing type, and finally get a "loving", normal-looking GF and a family. It would work too, since as all my chad friends have proven, the best way to guarantee trust, loyalty and affection in a relationship is by getting a girl considerably uglier than yourself.
So in short, nothing would change except now relationships would become a possibility.
>>29610386
Do I revert back? I don't want to look like that retard.
Anyways , I would reject roasties then get chubby just to spite the God that transformed me into the man I hate .
I don't even like drugs , but I would take them all just to ruin the body further.
Maybe shave my head and get a ton of tattoos and piercings too.
I would be worried that some average to ugly guy would just stab me at the back out of jealousy. I would be scared to go back to work because i would attract a lot of attention mostly negative. Even women would hate me because i would get more attention than them.
>>29610386
Go down to high street and abuse my good fortune to make money
End goal i'll have my own country and robots get free drugs of their choice
>>29610386
release my humongous collection of rare pepes and crash the market
take THAT, normies!
>>29610386
>Congratulations! You woke up looking like this!
Hallelujah!
>Your next actions?
I smile, because I'm WHITE, unlike that guy.
>>29610386
Realize I'm still an autistic social retard and that my problems run much deeper than my looks
Return to shitposting
>>29610386
Spread aids and every known std across the entire nation.
>>29610386
>shave my head
>get a security guard job and get hired on the spot
>start lifting
>eventually get hired as a bouncer for a club in DC
>be an attractive brute who gets hit on by drunk girls while still getting paid
I could get any job I wanted looking like that.
>>29610478
*boypussy you mean
ayyy lmao
>>29610386
Fuck girl and become rich as a model
probably start a twitter and instagram which I would use to red pill all my millions of fans about jews, globalists, make everyone into become right activists and christians, tell them how feminism and political correctness only make my dick soft, which will make all the women and gays drop these things and follow my way and then start new crusades
>>29611287
>I'll take the virginity of a couple of my fellow robots
what stop you from doing it right now?
>>29610386
Make a tinder
Go on vacation to Brazil and find some top-tier trannies, go to the beach and learn how to surf, explore the jungle and find the elusive anaconda
>brown eyes
>brown hair
Well my blonde hair and blue eyes would be relinquished so I'd literally kill myself so I don't have to spread my degenerate genes to some poor child.
So many jews on this site! :)
Pic related is how any normal functioning man should want to look.
Apply for a modeling position and coast life on easy mode
Be myself and still not get laid because my personality is the a pussy repellent
>>29611239
>get a gf, get my life in order
you can do one of those now
>>29610386
Put on a fucking shirt because I'm not a fucking animal, clothes aren't optional.
>>29610386
Try to think of how to convince my girlfriend I'm still the same position and then get some easy modelling job to support both of us forever.
>>29613543
Doj is that you?
>>29610386
the pretty boy look has never been my thing.
but alas I can't help looking like a faggot.
so might as well.
>>29610386
Slowly lose my muscle mass and gain weight at my lack of self control then return to being a robot.
>>29610386
I kinda look like this, not same haircut and not so bulky. My autism proved stronger tho, send help.
>>29610386
Tell my girlfriend the secret three recovery passwords that only we know to prove that I am me.
>>29610386
Dedicate the rest of my time and energy into getting my original body back. Fuck him, I'm me
kill myself to improve the overall attractiveness of my old brobots
starve until I get my heroin addict physique back
>>29610386
Get someone to fall in love with me.
Finally get the attention I want.
I'll never feel lonely ever again.
fuck a fembot
>>29610386
Become Patrick Bateman and punish Stacies.
Change my diet and exercise plan to one of maintenance instead of weight loss. A body like that takes work to maintain, a lot of work.
Update my tinder pics. Proceed to swim in pussy all day every day.
Get into modelling as a side job to bring in some income. Hope that interviewers for the professional work i do are female so I can get some extra points.
>>29616055
Bateman is a closeted faggot
Which is why he kills women.
That's the entire point of the book.
>>29610386
Nothing changes. If youre just a hot stud youre a loser and not better than the pretty girls.
>>29612798
>>29610468
I'm just going to leave this here.
I love being white!
