Need orbiters? Not attractive enough to gain them through soc? Tired of failing to derail threads to gain attention? Blatant attention whoring not even working?! Well this is a thread for you.
This is the thread for you! Post a little about yourself and why you want some?
Required:
A/S/L (if your trans or trap state it)
and a voice recording of you quoting this picture.
Feel free to leave your contact but it might be more efficient to just get your orbiters contacts.
>when you're so much a fail of an attentioncunt you have to get orbiters like this
>falling for the orbiter meme
Kekaw
>>29610175
if you want orbiters you probably want to post a picture of yourself.
I'd argue that orbiters are a bigger cancer to /r9k/ than normies
>>29610515
which is why it's best to attempt to contain them into a single thread.
>>29610175
Robot here, very lonely and would like a girl to orbit.
>>29610502
I don't need orbiter I have too much of them of any. I've just noticed a lot of attention whoring, and I figured this would be a good thread to minimize it
R9k is for us, the orbiters.
>>29610601
Please orbit me I just want attention
>Stacey sister the golden child and I'm just a loser.
Also honestly you don't need to post a picture for people to orbit you. If you have a pretty voice that's usually enough.
pls don't use /fa/ x /cgl/ pics for your bullshit
>>29610906
Or I can use whatever I want so people don't try to pretend to be girls. So I pick a specific pharse they can't get somewhere else.
There was literally a thread the other day about a guy pretending to be a girl and try to get a feminine voice.
It's called precautions dipshit.
>>29610901
>Please orbit me I just want attention
I am yours.
>Also honestly you don't need to post a picture for people to orbit you. If you have a pretty voice that's usually enough.
I do need proof your a girl to fully commit to orbiting
I'm a girl who maybe wants orbiters only if I can get free stuff. Anyone want contact info?
>>29611134
Fill out what OP said maybe I'll orbit you.
Bonus point for timestammped photo
>>29611134
I would probably buy you things but not if that was the only part of it, ie I'd want a semblance of friendship/conversation
>>29611192
>>29611290
Nah, we would definitely be talking. But I don't want maybes. I'm probably not the person you should orbit.
It's fucking over, /r9k/ truly is dead.
RIP in piece you fucking cunts
>>29611323
What sort of thing did you have in mind, just out of interest?
>Tfw can't even get an orbitee
>>29611134
>I'm a girl who maybe wants orbiters only if I can get free stuff. Anyone want contact info?
yes
