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who else here have no idea how to masturbate?
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who else here have no idea how to masturbate?
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That's some next level autism there, friend'o.

Learn 2 masturb8, m8.
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>>29609476
but how?
I might stroke a bit and my dick might get a bit hard but nothing follows, no cum no good feeling no anything
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>get penis out of pants
>look at some erotic images until it becomes larger and rigid
>lightly grasp penis as if it was a bicycle handle
>move hand up and down until white stuff comes out the end
>become vaguely sad and start thinking about video games

You can also use your hand in the same way, except keep it stationary and thrust your penis in and out of it as if it were a lady's vagina.
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>>29609730
Follow this guys instructions and post pictures of your blown load, for interests sake.
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>>29609730
>>29609772
yeah I tried this earlier today and it didn't work at all
maybe I'm just broken or maybe if porn would do anything to me but now its just images of naked people / not people and it fails to make me more aroused
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>>29609827
13 years old or low test?
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>>29609847
oh no I might actually be low test
I'm not a twink tho I'm ugly af
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