>he socializes like a virgin
>>29609106
I don't think I understand 100%, I'm like at 95%. So let's clarify what you mean by
>>he socializes like a virgin
You're talking about starting this thread, right?
>he opens the fridge like a virgin
pathetic
>>29609106
>she has fetal-alcohol syndrome
>he greets girls like a virgin
>he does his taxes like a virgin
Taxed for the very first time.
>everyone says the best pickup line is just saying "hi"
>go up to a girl
>say hi
>she says hi back
>i stare at her
>wondering when the pick up line will start doing its magic
>she asks me if im ok
>i ask is it working
>she looks confused
>walks away
I don't think "hi" works for approaching females
I want to empty my balls into a woman.
Im 20 years old and still no sign of me ever nutting it all out.
>he holds the fork like a virgin
Every time.
>>29609662
oh boo hoo
a 20 year old virgin
oh nooooooooo
come fucking cry when you reach 43 like i have you young fuck
>he posts on /r9k/ like a virgin
If youre 43 and still with your virginity you are retarded for not just selling it to some crackwhore.
You made me laugh but only cause I think youre more pathetic than me.
>he gets btfo in internet arguments
>>29609748
Tell me your ways Mr wizard.
>>29609106
>he walks like a virgin
>>29609902
>no one actually knows he's a virgin
>>29609709
pic please
oeraingal contment
>>29609938
>People keep asking me questions that would expose me as a virgin, and even though I suspect they know I have to keep pretending to fit in, and I have nightmares they laugh about it behind my back.
>he shitposts on 4chan like a non-virgin
Socializing is tiring shit
>he fucks bitches like a virgin
SES
>>29610084
Why did you have to do this to me anon?
Why must you start this feel?
>>29610060
Original commenttattto
>>29611719
>mfw that's how I've always held my fork
I love how you guys made that shit b8 into a meme, i feel better about myself now.
>>29611719
what is virgin about it?
>>29612149
>what is virgin about it?
That's exactly what a virgin would say
>>29611719
>not placing your index finger on the back for optimum tine control
Shameful display
>>29609106
im not a normie. i dont socialize
>>29612233
tbqh, I tried doing it the "correct" way but it's too late for me now, I am doomed to using my fork like a virgin
Also nice double dubs, checked
>>29609748
Hey, wizard, what's up?
>>29609748
Oh mighty wizard, tell me your secrets.
>>29612233
>hold fork like non virgin since forever
>still a virgin
Nice dubs
>>29609632
She said hi back? Well that ain't so bad.
>>29609748
I swear, these lichlords should just go to wizchan at this point.
>He masturbates to tranny porn like a virgin.
