What is the greatest tasting thing on earth, and why is it the female butthole?
>>29608912
Christ, she really is loving it isn't she?
>>29608912
because pheromones
>>29608912
female asshole is full of pheromones and female juices, its pure ambrosia.
>tfw no high test gf who likes her butt licked
pheromones dont work on humans
that part of the nose has been shut down by evolution
>>29609018
you have never tongue fucked and smelled a qt grill asshole, obviously.
>>29609018
>pathetic virgin loser detected
>>29609064
This. The smell and taste are heavenly.
>tfw no girlbutt to eat
it's torture, senpai
>>29609064
>tfw i thought the arse tasted better than the pussy
It was sweet too. God I miss sex.
>>29609312
>ywn sniff your oneitis' asshole
I'd pay a thousand dollars. Why even live
>>29609350
I haven't licked an arse in years. Pls kill me.
>>29609371
I haven't ever
ill kill you
>>29609395
It was delicious. I wanted to put my tongue right up inside her anus.
>>29609371
Same. I miss it more than I miss anything else.
I've tried to find a craigslist slut who just wants her asshole sniffed and licked, but no takers ;-;
>>29609531
What about Tinder or POF?
>>29609557
Haven't tried tinder because no normiebook account. Is POF a good place to find buttsluts?
>>29609568
You can "casually date" on POF. I don't have a Facebook either friend. I'm kind of tempted to make a fake FB account just for tinder but I don't think it'd be worth it. Most people are just in it for sex but I want a relationship again ;_;
>>29609587
I want a relationship with a girlbutt.
>>29609603
Same, but I want companionship.
>>29609624
girlbutt is the greatest companionship there is, friend
>>29608912
Source of this pleaseeeee!!!
>>29609637
I just miss being loved.