>ate spicy food and got some on my hands
>mfw fapping 5 minutes later
holy fuck do NOT make this mistake
>>29607550
It hurts, but it hurts good right?
You know some people are into this.
>>29607550
I feel you pain familia
>work for a personal chef
>prepping ghost pepper and habanero for a dish a rich guy request.
>2 hours later get home jump in the shower
>get soap in eye while jerking it
>rub eye with other hand
>eye burning so bad i cant open it
>dick catches fire
>>29607777
nice lucky quads famalam
that's what you get for not washing your hands you degenerate
>>29607777
>rich guy unironically enjoys burning to death and having fiery shits
>>29607550
>years back, when I was 14 or so
>there are red peppers drying in the kitchen
>touch them for no reason
>later on start touching my eyes and picking my nose
>everything burns
>can't figure out why
I was retarded
>be 17
>this is it a roastie is letting me have sex
>we ate spicy food earlier
>go to finger her
>her pussy burns from the chilli
>she leaves
>khv
