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>heh, you don't stand a chance.. kid.
>>29607466
>heh, you think you can stop me, Constantine, the master of the dark arts?
>>29607483
>your arts are no match for me.. kid... heh... stand back
>cleaves the world in two
>Nothing personal, ningen.
>>29607524
>do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks, you cretin! I will slice you in this realm and the next!
>>29607466
uuuuugggghh, where the hell were you sheathing that...
>>29607544
impressive... heh
>>29607466
>absorbs the life fibers of ever single person on the planet
nothing personal, ryuko
>>29607637
>unsheathes
>you sure about that? ... heh
>teleports behind you
>slices your life fibers in half
>nothing personal, kid.
>disappears into the shadows
>>29607690
Are those New Balance shoes?
Why is that the unofficial shoe brand for autists?
>tfw used to wear New Balances in middle school and high school
>tfw mom bought them for me
>Heheh so this is who i'm up against? Very well, you made me draw my blade and for that you will suffer severely
*kisses katana and jumps in the air*
>take THHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS
*comes down and spins katana like a propeller and chops you into pieces*
*licks blood off and grins*
>That was easy...
>>29607748
I think a lot of people that give 0 fucks about fashion wear them. Autists fall in this category.
>>29607800
*slow clap*
"Good job, you destroyed my shadow clone, but let's see how you fare...against the real thing"
*unlocks quadruple tamoed byakukan eyes, while spinning anti-matter kunai*
>>29607832
*yawns*
>haha i didn't know today was "bring your shittiest pupil to fight against me" day
*surrounds you with ancient cloning technique*
*kills you and leaves your body at your mom's house*
>>29607904
*sheathes katana*
Pssh....an amateur like you isn't worth my time. *walks away*
>>29607904
*embarassed chuckle*
"Maybe your insult would faze me, if you hadn't just killed a tree branch"
*my "body" fades into a puff of smoke, the only remnants of my transformation*
*Telepathically controls your body, before snapping your mind*
"Pshh...easy"
Be honest /r9k/
Did you ever roleplay like this?
>>29607960
*tree branch eh? check again*
*teleports you into my mind*
*hahah you've been in my dream this whole time, you only killed the dream me*
*but now you're in for a rude awakening*
*it's time to WAAAAAAKEE UPPPPP!*
*you wake up peeing the bed*
>>29608025
*you smile victoriously, snuggly wrapped in youe own bed, but wake in shock as a hand grips your throat*
"Tell me kid....how do you know what's a dream and what's real?"
*you scream in terror as your bedroom fades and we appear in a dark, twisted landscape*
>>29607992
>he didn't roleplay like this
>>29607573
He just carries the flat side over his shoulder
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR ORIGINAL SKULL
>>29608088
*"but there is nothing here "sempai"*
*I say and then turn to look into the readers eyes with an honest chuckle as you fall into the infinite*
I actually had a good laugh reading this thread. Thanks, autismbros.
>Heh... looks like I'm late
>>29607466
Heh...We'll see about that
*Moves at light speed and slices off your arm while it's still holding the sword*
>>29610463
*Arm falls off and disintegrates into a group of moving snakes*
>Psssssh, you know what they ssssssssssssay, never trusssssssst a ssssssssssssserpent
>Time to meet my true form
*Transform into a snake and lunges at you*
>>29607466
didn't chads used to say shits like that
>>29607800
Just like my japanese anime
>You think you can defeat ME??
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U
>>29607992
>roleplay
i was like this when i was a teenager
>hehehehe......time to meet your maker. Just kidding, he doesn't exist.
>*Teleports*
>*Stabs in back*
>This was just too easy, heheh
>I appear unto the world.
>Out of my way.
>Suffer and perish.
>>29612236
>stop right there criminal scum!
>pay fine
>resist arrest
>>29613667
[x] Resist the arrest
*summons dragon*
heh...you never stood change kid...
>>29612236
imagine this guys mom taking the photo.
fucking hell
