>tfw my boyfriend calls me mommy
<3
>tfw no younger bf who calls me mommy
>>29607445
>>tfw no younger bf who calls me mommy
choose me RIGHT NOW or I am gonna fucking scream and start breaking plates
>tfw my bf calls me mammy
>>29607470
Can I spank you as punishment?
>>29607484
>Can I spank you as punishment?
you are the mommy you make the rules
>tfw my boyfriend calls me maemmi
fuckin robot doesn't allow non-ascii text
>tfw my oneitis won't let me call her mommy
This is truly one of the worse feels in life.
>tfw no wan wan who tries to howl mummy
mommy thread on /hr/ btw
>>>/hr/2688246
Roastie get out REEEEEEEEEeE
Orieeeee
wew
oregano
>not sosubtle intimation
>>29607412
>tfw my boyfriend calls me Mami
<3
>>29607517
anon why aren't you posting the optimized image some nice poster made for you yesterday?
>>29607850
Because I spent time and effort going through the NNB blu-ray and capturing that image myself. Regardless of that nice anon who optimized it for me it doesn't really matter.
>>29607923
>it doesn't really matter.
b-but it does matter, it's a better image
>>29607412
>Mommy gf broke up with me
>Keeps trying to converse with me
>Ignored her for a week
>Haven't felt like fapping for weeks
>Dead inside and don't care about anything again, think about quitting my job and going back to NEET life
>Start giving her one-word replies for a while because I don't have anything to say and don't care to talk anymore
>Slowly recover from her rejection and talk a little
>Starts flirting with me again
>Asking me for nudes
>Tell her I'll give her nudes if she bes my mommy gf again
>Says she can't
>Send her some nudes anyway
>She keeps telling me how cute I am and that she wishes she could do stuff to me
>Finally fap again
>Ask her to say lewd stuff to me and beg her to be my mommy gf
>She says no again
>Benis is kill
>Tfw
>>29607975
Its the exact same image but with a smaller image size.
>>29607412
I wish my boyfriend would call me mommy.
>>29607988
>exact same image
>with a smaller image size
yes
that's why it's better
>>29607472
>Tfw jokingly called my mommy gf "Miami Mammy"
Are you my ex? b my mommy gf again pls
>Tfw she said she's going to stop browsing /r9k/ and be a "real person" again, whatever that means, so you probably aren't herAnd a real herooo~ Real human bean~
>>29607998
Done this just for that anon and you.
>>29608017
I'm not her but I would be happy to be called Miami Mammy, as long as you could be my Kansas City Kitty :3
>>29607412
Hey, you're not the regular girl
Who are you?
>>29607412
Why do roasties think they are welcome here
>>29607412
>call gf mommy
>she calls me baby girl
bestest mommy ever
Yo I'm 18...
No gf ever...
Anyone here antexan?
>>29608282
I don't date boys who say "yo"
you sound degenerate
>>29608394
nobody does desu
>>29608394
Yo is often used for years old...
I just now noticed how off I was when I typed this...
I'm no degenerate...
;_;
>>29608137
Mine too! Everytime she calls me a good girl or baby girl I melt inside in the best ways
I want a fucking mommy gf, give me one now please.
>there are women on /r9k/
Why?
>>29609881
>implying OP isn't some shitposting neckbeard
>>29609881
To have sex with wizards and steal their mana
>>29609954
what if i'm not a wizard but on track to be one?
>>29610011
You do realize you keep accruing mana as lnog as you're a virgin right?
You become wizard the moment you get enough mana.
Succubi are out for your mana, don't give in.
Ever.
>>29607412
tfw you have the best mommy gf ever
>>29607412
which loli is this
>>29610917
sena kashiwazaki from hagani
>gf calls me mommy
>i'm a guy
i'm gonna regret this desu
>>29610960
that's very strange anon
>>29607980
fuck that vapid whore
She's a blatant Stacey anon
>>29608036
Oh crazy Wan Wan poster, you amuse me.
>roleplaying transsexuals
>>29608137
>>29609841
Lesbians are not welcome in these threads. Please vacate.
Tfw 4 yrs younger than gf
>She will probably call me daddy once we start having sex
Also fuck the people saying "yo" is degenerate!
That word is from fucking middle english and you can fuck off if you are going to make arbitrary judgements because someone uses informal language. Quit being pretentious snobs who think you are better because you put more "effort" into how you speak.
You might as well be grammar nazi normies
>>29611623
This is a thread about loving our mommies above all else
>tfw no gf to dress you like a little girl and make you call her mummy dearest
>>29607412
You call yourself a mommy? Do you lactate for him? Do you cook him tendies every night? Do you clean his poo poos? No, you haven't even begun to be mommy. You don't deserve that title.
>>29607472
Unter bewertet
>>29611935
not her but i would happily lactate as i find it pretty hot but that other stuff is a bit too much
>>29608394
Are you living under a rock or something?
>>29608282
I'm a Texan if that's what you were asking
>tfw ex gf is my daughter
>tfw legit scared she's gonna get someone else and I won't be able to mother her anymore
>>29613758
Will you be near Arlington like anytime
Garland now?
The Dallas area?
>>29607412
>tfw no maemmi gf
Wake me up inside
>>29608053
I would...I don't want to fall in love anymore. Also I'm pretty sure you would find me repulsive.
>>29611267
B-but... out of the 15+ girls I've had feels for, she's the only one who didn't reject me and was willing to be my gf... and it lasted 3/4 of a year! IDK if she's a Stacey tho... she said she only had one bf before me and it's the only guy she ever had sex with.It wasn't Chad, it was a fat neckbeard.
>>29613935
Sorry, I'll be near when I'm driving up to Oklahoma around July 4th but I won't stop there. Uncle has health problems and most of my family is visiting.
>also have mommy gf
It feels so good when mommy strokes your hair and your cock as a reward for kissing her pussy and making her have lots of cummies
Mommy is reserved for my real mom. Not some leech sent to ruin my life.
>>29614141
>He still calls his biological mother "mommy".
It started feeling awkward to call her anything longer than "mum" or "mom" when I became like 12 or something. That's why calling my partner "mommy" is so lewd, I think. Also my biological mom was kind of mean and harsh with me for no reason a lot.
>not calling your boyfriend daddy
i feel bad for you
>>29614141
>Not some leech sent to ruin my life.
/r/theredpill
>>29607472
Reminded me of that little shit from Babadook.
