Who /mischief/ here?
>Visit Polish shop
>Tell shop owner I voted remain
>Ask her how her day is going
>She says she is worried about the future
>I tell her not to worry, we don't even leave the EU until 2018
>Leave the shop (as well as the EU :^) )
>Come back that night
>Spray "Polski kurwa #Brexit" on her window
>>29607373
>tell muslims.i respect them and that they are doing a good deed with theor loxal collage for islamic kids.
>when thwy go to pray i petrol bomb their car and spray fuxk islam on thw wall.
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>say good afternoon to the cleaning lady at work on my way home
>mfw I don't think she will have a good afternoon because I left a big greasy unflushed shit for her to clean up
>help a shitskin bitch carry her stroller of the bus
>secretly put a little tracker on the bottom of it as I do it
>go to her house about a week later
>strangle her to death and then rape the baby
the perfect crime
>>29607373
You had one job and you couldn't even write two words in Polish correctly /grammar nazi
>>29608102
She will understand the meaning, that's what matters
>Be driving along minding my own business
>80's music playing
>See a taxi behind me with a girl in the passenger side
>Start going slow
>About 15kms under the limit
>Speed bumps ahead
>Go over them at about 5km/h and then slowly step on the gas
>See the female in the passenger side visibly upset
>select 'I brought my own bag' option on tesco self checkout machine
>take a bag anyway
