Red flags for boys:
> into comics, video games or anime
> owns a PC
> has dated an asian girl
> didn't go to prom in highschool
> didn't play sports in highschool
> doesn't have a job
> goes on walks at night
> doesn't enjoy parties and social situations
>isn't 7 feet tall with huge muscles and a giant cock that ejaculates money
>>29606940
>has dated an asian girl
You don't have to worry about that one I swear!
Red flags for girls
>she's not a virgin
>she voted bernie
>she an atheist
>supports gays
>went to college for art degree
>believes in the pay gap
>owns a dog
Too bad you're all sluts desu
>makes weird troll threads on internet pretending to be a mean lady
>>29606940
Well, at least I have a job
>>29606977
I really like about half of these things desu.
>>29606940
>has dated an asian girl
I agree. Girl here, I won't date ANY guy that's dated an Asian girl in his past. He has to choose, he can be a creepy weeb dude or he can just date white girls like a normal guy, he can't be both
>>29606977
>owns a dog
you mean owns a cat
all cat owners have mental illnesses
the severity of the mental illness proportionally increases with cats owned
>>29607011
What if I just got close to dating one (I think)?
>>29607034
>What if I just got close to dating one (I think)?
you are probably a creep. ew.
into comics and a few games
i cant afford a new PC
havnt dated a non-white, not my fault theres barely any around
played a bit of AFL
have a job
i work at night so yeah i go on walks at night sometimes too, i also go on walks in the day
i like social situations, but man am i rubbish at participating
how'd i do OP, am i fuckable
>>29607011
what, are you afraid that horizontal vaginas are contagious
>he wears XS clothes
>his feet are less than size 7
>he's submissive
>he's nice
>>29606940
Red flags for girls
>she dislikes what I like
>she considers things I like to be red flags
You never stood a chance, kiddo.
>>29606940
>> into comics, video games or anime
No
>> owns a PC
Yes
>> has dated an asian girl
No
>> didn't go to prom in highschool
Why would anyone go to that?
>> didn't play sports in highschool
I hate sports
>> doesn't have a job
I don't need a job
>> goes on walks at night
No, I don't like being out alone at night
>> doesn't enjoy parties and social situations
Boring!
>>29607011
this, this so much, oh so much
>stops doing what he enjoys for the sake of a woman
Sounds like a cuck to me.
>He isn't a manlet with a big dick who wants a mommy gf
>>29607076
Coincidentally all of these things make for a qt 3.14 gurl....or twink, if that's your thing
>>29607045
>how'd i do OP, am i fuckable
You seem kind of cute :3
Would you be willing to throw out the children's toys?
How tall are you?
>>29607011
/pol/ is right on this. Asians are industrious and intelligent, but soulless. They are closer to insects than humans really. Asian girls are cute, but do not be fooled, they are NOT a substitute for white.
>>29607102
I'm 180.34cm.
>>29606940
>tfw zero of these apply to me
>>29607084
>>29607040
>>29607111
Cumskin/nigresses detected
Mad because Asian women are actually feminine and cute.
>>29607116
Heya, Reddit. On the prowl for some epic le memes?
>>29606940
>implying boys who are into video games are bad
Literally almost all boys like video games you fucking retard.
>>29607139
>taking this bait thread seriously
>>29607102
which toys
5'11"
>>29607115
fuck off you arnt me
>>29607139
>Literally almost all boys like video games you fucking retard.
that's what differentiates boys and men
>>29607102
>How tall are you?
Damn women are shameless about this.
>>29607132
Yes
100% Original Comment
I dated a half-asian half-white chick for half of a year.
It was very strange. She never argued with me over anything, or ever really had too many opinions.
I thought at first it was because she was nervous or intimidated since I was her first bf even though she was 22.
It took a month, but once we got intimate, it got even weirder. She started always trying to make sure I was not upset, but also that I wasn't wasting time. She didn't like seeing me waste time -- no video games when she was nearby.
She gave great head and she was so tiny I hit her cervix a few times during sex... was good for sure.
But ultimately not worth it.
I want to date an Indian chick next. I see so much repressed sexual energy in a few of them, I bet they're hella horny sluts in the bedroom.
>>29607154
>fuck off you arnt me
How would you know?
>>29606940
> into comics, video games or anime
Enjoy the latter 2
> owns a PC
PCMR, always have high end rig
> has dated an asian girl
Neg
> didn't go to prom in highschool
I didn't go to the Australian version, no
> didn't play sports in highschool
Played all the sports
> doesn't have a job
Never not employed since 17
> goes on walks at night
Used to maybe twice a year
> doesn't enjoy parties and social situations
Love
Have gf of 2 years and will probably marry.
Such accuracy anon
>>29606940
>owns a PC
Fine by me, I'm not interested in anyone who expects people to be macfags
>>29607154
>5'11"
...
anon I think it would be best if we just stayed friends :)
>>29606940
He masturbates to professional porn only.
He eats white bread.
He hasn't broken any bone in his body.
He owns a Samsung smartphone.
He doesn't watch the news.
His doesn't own a cat.
He can't write in cursive.
He has sisters who are hotter than me.
>>29606940
>> owns a PC
How is this a red flag?
>>29607185
Girl here and that is absolutely not true.
I'd be more than happy with a 5'11" guy as long as he was comfortably employed once I have a few kids and am ready to settle down and marry.
>>29607187
>Reg flag: He owns a Samsung smartphone.
if you were actually a girl that said this it would greatly increase my interest in you
anyone who owns a samdung smartphone is a garbage normal 100% of the time
>>29606977
What if it's a female dog?
>>29607185
A+
>>29607187
The last one makes me think you're real. I've had quite a few girlfriends very uneasy around my mother/sisters. All three of them look pretty hot, and dress slutty. So it goes.
>>29607174
i know im me, and im 92% sure im not going full fight club crazy
>>29607132
He is on the prowl for r/4chan for Le ebin maymays so he get's tha epic benis points.
>>29607205
top kek
believable, actually
Any females here from the Miami area? I am looking for a gal
>>29607185
ah yes makes perfect sense, expect everyone to have the average height of a dutchman
though seriously whered did this call thing come from and how much of the population is 6 ft and over?
>>29607217
Why? I use a Samsung and find them reliable and fairly cost-efficient.
Red pill me on samsung.
>>29607240
>He uses the word gal
>>29607205
define "comfortably employed"
>>29607243
What? Are there even that many men shorter than 6 ft? I never notice any...
>>29607217
Why? I own one and find them really great.
Redpill me on samsung.
>>29607240
>Any females here from the Miami area? I am looking for a gal
I am in Fort Myers and I can already tell you sound cute :)
Do you like video games?
How tall are you?
>>29607223
You can't prove anything buster, this is just one of many lapses of judgement you've made over the past few months.
It won't be long until you are back rearranging your bedroom for the 5th time in a day.
>>29607258
Lmao I know but since we are on /r9k/ I guess that I might as well use Fedora language
>>29607272
Love video games
5'11
>>29607263
average for my country is at least from 5'10" to about 6'2"
>>29607269
Different guy, but my brother used to sell cell-phones.
There's nothing wrong with samsung, it's just the people who buy them are inevitably retarded in some way, shape, or form. My favorite story of his was a rich snobby woman who paid $100 extra for an older model of a samsung galaxy just to get it in a different color.
Biggest red flag for girls:
>says she loves dank memes
>>29607277
try 5th time this year, that place is a fucking mess
>>29607298
>Love video games
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>5'11
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anon, you sound like a great guy, but I just don't think I am ready for a relationship right now :)
I hope you have fun with those little games of yours though :-)
>>29607243
14.5% of the population is 6ft or over.
>>29607181
See guys, even an autistic 4-Channer can get a wife if he just makes the slightest effort to eliminate just SOME of his red flags.
What the fuck is YOUR excuse???
>>29606940
Oddly enough I'm on 4chan but none of those red flags apply to me
>>29607187
Going to have to agree with the white bread.
He doesn't know how to control his anger.
He doesn't know how to cook basic things.
He doesn't eat somewhat healthy.
He doesn't like animals.
He is unironically racist.
He doesn't want a mommy gf.
>>29607317
Lololo Just because I like games doesn't mean I spend all day on them, it's more of the occasional hobby, I kinda grew out of them a long time ago.
I like hiking, jogging, and spending time outside.
>>29607326
Yeah! I agree. All we need to do is not have autism, increase our heights and money. It's that easy. :)
>>29607187
Ever single thing is accurate for me haha!
>>29607314
Well you know where the vacuum cleaner is, after all you used it last night to try and drown out the voices.
>>29607322
so based on height and nothing else
and assuming that the majority of single girls have a preference(or demand) for tall guys
we have a 1 in fucking 6 chance of ever getting a gf
whether the tall thing is legit or not, this is fucked
>>29607254
>>29607269
>walks into ATT store
>You: "hiya! I am looking to get a new phone"
>Salesperson: "OK, I would recommend the Samsu-"
>You: "SOUNDS GREAT! I'll take it. Oh, and I can get one of these cool tablets things AND a beats pill if I get the biggest data plan now too? Heck, that sounds like a great deal. I'll take two."
literally you
>Redpill me on samsung
you've already been indoctrinated into the gookzone hivemind
>>29607338
>Lololo
>falling for the b8
Holy shit its june 29th
>>29607348
ok now youre freaking me out a tad
>>29607338
>I kinda grew out of them a long time ago.
but you didn't grow out of them yet :)
It's ok anon, sometimes kids need a few more years to grow up, a little more time to become mature adults. There's nothing wrong with that :)
Is this one of those threads where we post things that are considered a waste of time by society's standards so that we can slyly imply we don't do them and are therefore superior to people that do despite the fact that we're on 4chan which is the biggest waste of time there is but we ignore that so we can have the few previous moments of ego stimulation that is all we live for?
>he didn't masturbate to sheik
>>29606940
>into comics, video games or anime
yes comics
>owns a PC
I need pc to work
>has dated an asian girl
haven't dated ever
>didn't go to prom in highschool
we don't have proms in my country
>didn't play sports in highschool
nor did we have team sports, but we did have afterschool basketball club
>doesn't have a job
low 6 figures
>goes on walks at night
I do
>doesn't enjoy parties and social situations
I don't
btw I'm also a 170cm manlet
how many red flags is that?
>>29607375
This post is infinitely more autistic than owning a Samsung phone could ever be
>he starts a post with a pic of an anime picture saying "consider the following"
>>29607375
Don't need a data plan.
Get free calls, texts and unlimited data for 20 a month here. Plus have the 20 euro credit left over at the end of the month that could probably last another month.
Everyone knows beats is shit.
>>29607383
Embrace it, sure things can get messy but people respect you more because of me. All I ask is that you stop moving stuff around, it makes finding things a nightmare.
>>29607395
KEK!!! You trippin
>>29607326
hahaha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect. Let the jealousy flow through you.
>>29607465
>recently became home educated
>GCSE's
>UK school leaver age is 16
MODS MODS MODS! UNDERAGE!
>>29607465
Well done being able to form that post. You just keep being you! Autism is totally a special gift for a special lad like yourself. :^)
>>29607465
holy shit anon this better be a copypasta
>>29606940
>tfw own a pc, didn't go to my prom, didn't play team sports in high school, and go on walks at night.
>>29607465
theres so much bullshit here my crops came in early
>>29607217
The only reason I listed that coz in my country Samsung has taken over Apple as the cool tech brand. Amongst the normies anyway. Maybe Apple is starting to be niche again. Maybe I can swap my Xperia for a iPhone 5
>>29607451
ok well just stop using my fleshlight
>>29606940
check
check
;_;
check
check
minimum wageslaving counts
i used to, check
check
>>29607515
>>29607533
Autism
>>gift.
Mfw I teleport out of here due to cringe.
>>29607539
>Xperia
did you have a z3c?
i have a z3+ it is ok
>>29607011
100% agree here. Total deal breaker for me, and I'm an asian girl myself.
>>29607560
the autist cant be serious right
seriously no one can be this cringy, i actually dont believe it
>>29607465
OP is not alone. We all care about you.
Autism speaks after all.
>>29607575
How does that make sense? Like fuck.
>>29607598
Um maybe if you had like half a brain you could figure it out...
>>29607610
Well it doesn't
>>29607555
Lets not make this all about you, we're both equally as guilty on that one. At least I have the common courtesy to pull out sometimes.
>>29606940
>owns a PC
My profession requires I have a pc at home to make money.
okay then I'll just be a deadbeat guy ( i hear all the girls like them )
>>29607704
Sorry but professionals all use Macs.
I don't even want to imagine what kind of pathetic neckbeard "job" you have.
>>29606940
>didn't go to prom in highschool
What I was forced to go to prom?
>>29607221
No it's not about being jealous. At family gatherings and get-togethers I will be considered as the ugly gf. I self esteem would take a massive knock. I would feel like his sisters are always judging what I wear and my make-up.
Alpha male desktop coming through...
>>29607187
>He has sisters who are hotter than me.
I'm so glad all the women in my family are ugly besides one cousin and aunt
>>29606977
Being an atheist and owning a dog are my sins. Please forgive me.
>>29607465
Lies, lies, lies. How the fuck can autism be a gift? It's living hell and if it isn't for you you aren't really autistic.
The biggest red flag for girls
>Wears Birkenstocks
its almost like you want to be alone forever
>>29607575
So any man that dates you... that will make him a man that has dated an asian girl, so you dump him right after?
>>29606940
Happily married for 5 years. I own a PC, am into video games, enjoy certain animes, and don't enjoy parties.
>>29606940
> into comics, video games or anime
hate them
> owns a PC
nope
> has dated an asian girl4
> didn't go to prom in highschool
no proms in my country
> didn't play sports in highschool
no sports in my country
> doesn't have a job
no jobs in my country
> goes on walks at night
> doesn't enjoy parties and social situations
>>29607961
No there is an exception for me because I'm not a typical Asian
>>29608033
Where you from? Like City?
>>29608033
>Self-hating Asian detected
>>29607929
literally what
originalio
>>29607465
>>29607285
>but since we are on /r9k/ I guess that I might as well use Fedora language
How to find a norime...
>>29607219
Woman can't own themselves anon
>>29606977
>not wanting to own a wan wan
>>29608033
And why arent you a typical asian?
>>29608294
Coz she's probably half nigger
>>29606966
They keep turning you down?
>>29606977
>not wanting to own a dog
Fuck's wrong with you, senpai?
>>29607030
if she owns a dog you're getting cucked by the dog
Thats me.
Pic related me.
>>29607076
resonable desires
>was a whore
>is crazy
>black
>below the age of 17
I own a PC, but I just use it once a week or so. And I sometimes go running on a mountain close to my house. I use to do it during the afternoon and I end at night.
The other ones don't apply to me. Am I that bad?
>>29607465
>learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it
>day or too
This has to be b8 right
>>29606966
Where do you even find asian girls?
I hear they grow on trees in california, portland, and seattle
>>29607575
So you want to take his asian virginity?
>>29606940
Red flags for women:
>is a woman
>he watches annoshit
>he looks down on blue collar workers/craftsmen/etc
>he thinks everything said by an academic should instantly be taken more seriously
>he isn't a virgin
>he thinks men that like virgins are "insecure"
>he says that virgin girls are a "hassle"
>he thinks his partners should be a source of excitement
>he enjoys TED talks
>he hates people who are attractive/successful/etc but act still treat nerds nicely
>he's straight edge
>he thinks guns are evil
>he doesn't enjoy the outdoors
>his biggest problem with feminists is their hair colour/appearance/crankiness/etc
>he thinks parenting should be an "equal relationship"
>he's sometimes wished he could be a woman because girls have it easier
>>29610500
marry me.
i'm not a virgin, but i'll pretend. for you.
>>29606977
>went to college for art degree
you got me anon
>>29610521
>i'm not a virgin
Fuck off of r9k
> into comics, video games or anime
Hate anime, comics are enjoyable sometimes, videogames are the same.
> owns a PC
Yes
> has dated an asian girl
I would never date an asian, although I had datrd black girls.
> didn't go to prom in highschool
I went and unless someone spikes the punch bowl its an overrated dance party.
> didn't play sports in highschool
I did
> doesn't have a job
I do
> goes on walks at night
lol
> doesn't enjoy parties and social situations
Enjoyable but overrated
Here are the REAL redflags women have for men.
>He reads for pleasure
>He has a hobby
>He plays table top RPG's
>Fat
>dating an Asian is a red flag
Racists
