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You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every
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You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.

The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.

> rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe that I'd make love to and marry. My friends would be so jealous
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>>29606926
Doing an original roll
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>>29606926
Dorollitos
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Time to roll roll rollllll
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>>29606926
Don't fail me now roll
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OG roll
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>>29606926

please be 8

<imblying
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Rolling a rollerino
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>>29606926
ROLLING FOR FEMALE
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If she's really old and dies do you have to fuck the corpse? and why do you have to have sex with them?
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You can't have sex for an entire YEAR, 3 times in one DAY.
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>>29606926

I'd fuck this anyway. Rolling for a year of anal.
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>mfw everyone getting old fucks
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rolling for my waifuu
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rolling 17
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>>29606975

Yes you can. Done it.
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But wouldn't that get boring after a while? What's the penalty if I don't fuck at the appointed times? What counts as sex? Can we just masturbate one another if we're bored/tired?
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55693923
Oreg
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>>29606994
I'm fucking rerolling not fucking a 90 year old hag
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>>29606926

Pls kwt

Oregano oregano
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>>29606962
I was just asking a question this is my real roll
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>>29606926
r-rolling...orig
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I'm going to get a young babe and it's going to be such a waste because I only like boipucci.
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20s plz
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>>29607009

Well that's fucking disturbing
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>>29606995
My dick is 7.75 inches fight me if u want
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>>29606926
Rolling because I know this will definitely happen to me
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16 pls
Organic
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>>29606926
>roll 99
>she dies in her sleep on the first night
>have to fuck a dead body, then a rotting corpse, then a skeleton
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does this include pregnancy or this is a magical situation where she doesn't get pregnant?
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Henry Lawrence Garfield
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>>29606926
KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
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>>29606926
rolling for quads
anything below 30 is fine though
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lucky number 13
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Gonna screw myself with this one.
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>>29606926
yeah nah I am not gonna accept that

reroll

under 30 NOW
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I want a skelington girl
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>>29606975
go away grandpa
roll
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>>29607079
i like it
reroll for ptp
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Reroll because im a rebel
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Rolling for mommy GF
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becky get
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need that milf
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>>29607099
>99
that's a pretty ripe mommy you got there
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Even if it's a young woman, some days she will be mensturating and it would not be nice.
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Lets rollllllllllll
original
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>>29607095
Fucking hell

Is suicide an option? robotboy leave me alone plox
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Oh no she's underage.
Oh well rules are rules!
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>>29607099
>99
that's a pretty ripe mommy you got there

rollling for 14-20
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Roll

Oligocene
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>>29606926
no old ladies no old ladies no old ladies
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>>29606999
RerollIIl
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It's not like things can get much worse.
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>>29607101
You're a monster senpai

are you gonna do it?
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>>29607121
OHHHH YEAAAAHHHH

I can't believe this comment isn't original
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>>29606926
Roll for the age of my dreams
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>>29606926
what about food and taking shits
what if i don't feel like having sex
what if i'm a wizard in the wizard realm and immune to succubus magic?
I'll roll anyway but it's going to very pointless
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>>29606926
Not bad OP. Lets see how far over the wall I land.
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The odds don't look good, I'm gonna cheat and give myself the rule that dubs mean I can choose age because I can do that for reasons, check -em
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>>29606926
Ok roll for a reasonable age so I don't have to end myself during.
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>>29606926
ok then, let's roll this shit
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Let's try pasterino birichino
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>>29606926
lol may as well
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Please someone in her 20s
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I'm good with anything up to like 55.
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12 please get
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I am so screwed.
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>>29607207
REROLL I AINT NO CRIMINAL
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I have nothing better to do with my time
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Roooooolllllllllllllll

And here we have a comment that is original
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>>29606926
originalityzingarollzoopie
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Whores a whore.
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>>29606926
18 1818 18181818
HERE IS MY CONTENT.
IN MY PANTS.
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>>29606926
rollin. rolling? rollingg
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>get 59
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Let's go cougar!!!!!!

I have a strong fetish for women aged 30-50

Their feet are so pretty!
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one fertile young woman please
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Desperate enpugh to fuck anything at this point
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>>29606926
rollarino cappuccino
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>>29606926

those fucking jjews did this
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Rollin for -18
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>>29607273
Retool!


Te troll

Refill

REROLL!!!
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>>29607284

I take that back
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>>29607008
>>29607009
>>29607010
>>29607015
>>29607017
>>29607101
>>29607103
>>29607104
>>29607113
>>29607117
jelly

let's see what I get
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Rollaroni

Also the holocaust never happened.
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>>29606926
Rollin for grandma or baby
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zkill me
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>>29607299
You unlucky bastard

At least you get a chance with a Supreme Court justice! She is at least 99
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Strategic roll
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>>29606926
rolling for loli sexorz
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>>29606926
as long as she isn't over 50, I don't see a problem..

Please no kiddies though :o
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please don't be underage
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Positive vibes :))
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>>29607336
please be underage
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>>29606926
GIVE IT TO ME WHAT YA SAY?
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I will get a woman before the wall.
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>>29606926
letsagoxxxx are
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>>29607329

I better inherit a lot of money after fucking her to death
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>>29606926
roll

OREGANNOOOOOOO COMMENTARO
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ROLEGOOREGANELO
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>>29606926

GIMME A 96 YEAR OLD HOTTIE OP
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Rollerino

MEMER MEMER MEMER ORIGINAL COMMENT
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Hopefully not too old, not too young. I'm almost 27.
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Lul lets get a good age
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Rollerino please m8 man
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>>29607010
why the fuck was this post deleted though

you didn't say anything wrong anon

just because you rolled a 10 doesn't mean you are a pedo
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>>29607396
>>29607396

96 Year old get
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>>29606926
nate term for a dog used on meme pages to express the meaning of the picture. Usually found in captions.
The doggo rolled on the floor to please
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rolling for top qt
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>>29606926

I don't want to roll any number, praying for some server error where my last two numbers are ascii characters
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IM BLEEDING OUT DIGGING DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY
JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

IM BLEEEEEEEEEDING OUUUUUUT
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Let's do this shit, hopefully KEK will give me a good roll.
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Please So Help Me God
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>>29606926
Shit thread, but im board
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So long as it's a solid looking 40 and under, I'm game.
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Re bowling
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>>29606926
>smoking
>perfect
is this a meme?
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rollin' for jesus
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>>29607428
28 is good. 28 is fine.
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18getplz

This is not an original comment.
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>>29606926
lets see this

roll
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>>29606926
35 because that's all i can get at this point or i end it.
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>>29607475
well looks like i end it. I was looking for a way out anyways.
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Wish me luck.
Roado rolla da
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anything from 14 to 55-ish is acceptable
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14 psl
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Rolling for PRIME AZN PUSSY (didn't say she couldn't be Japanese)
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>>29606926
it is always wrong to believe in a moral absolute
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Please be youngish
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fine I'll roll OP... This time
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Rollin' rollin' rollin'... Come on 20's...
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>>29606926
alright

rolling tbo
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>>29606926
rolly polly uacamole
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calling 23 now it will happen
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>>29606926
Roll

Cilantro
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>>29606926
roolly poolly
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>>29606926
doing a not original roll
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this thread is cuckolding
that said, roll
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>>29606926
Never tell me the odds oraigalamam
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roll #231313123123
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Why the fuck not, gimmie a 7yr old
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there are 88 : 12 odds being an acceptable age
(18 - 30)
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Rollandong
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>>29606926
rrooll
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hujyfingbhgyjnh
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rolling for that young pussy
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Uuggghhh, let it be male.
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what the hell. Im game !
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Original rollioli desu
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>>29606926
Your girl is meh at most and kind of a butterface.

Rollin'
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>>29607603
that young enuf for you?
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Give me a loli to fuck
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>>29606926
i don't see why not, ROLL
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alright let's roll for something that isn't dying
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>>29606926
NEVER SEEN BEFORE completely original roll
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>>29606926
rolling for loli
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>>29606926
SyzysyUu
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>>29606926
18 pls

Oregano content
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>>29606926
Rolling for 90 years old
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I am on the quest for digits, wish me luck robots.
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TEEN GET
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>>29607657
Phew not underage

Too bad we cant have kids
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pls young
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hit me up with a young qt desu
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>>29606926
rolling for me

og commentino
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MILF female pls
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>>29607636
well this turned out great
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>>29606926
rolling for a friend btfu
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pls young

other original words
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>>29607674
youuuu got a grannny!
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rolling for 01 plebs
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hoping for adorable smelly feet! 20's-40's have the best toes!!!!
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>>29607696
ah fuck me sidways
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>>29606953
Orollegano
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>>29606926
rolling rolling fhfhfhfh
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>>29606926
With my luck, I'm getting under 15 or above 60.
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yufufh rolling
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Lesgetit
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>>29606926
derdd
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Rolling

oreganolinio
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Gimme da bad poosi
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>>29606926
Orollginaru
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Rolling for 22
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>>29607714
Well, i guess i can hope shes already pretty developed and kinda slutty already, if its "gun to head, do or both die" type situation
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A lot of ages are fine with me, but if 16 then P L E A S E let it be the qt 16 year old gril that I spent last night cuddling with
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<random bullshit in order to help identify my comment>
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>>29606926
lets go boys >glhf
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>>29606926
Roll threads are a waste but I must participate
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>>29606926
Rollerino
OREGANO 123
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El commento originale jajajajajajajajajaajajajajaja
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kmkmkmmkmkmkj m nnhnhynj njmk m kj n
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Something decent get.
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oh myoh why
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>>29606926
RIGAMEROOLIN
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rollabola
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I will blindly flap to the imagination of the idea of whatever person I get through this number (come on 18-55)


In other words

Original
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This is where I get a 60+ year old woman, specifically 72
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blox Rolls
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>>29606926
rll originale
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>>29606926
99 get this originality post though
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blox rolls again
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Just in luck
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Zoll
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>>29606926
I'll probably roll some old woman.
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>>29606926
may kek be graceful
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>>29607849
Fucking KNEW it!
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>>29606926
mehorigneolala
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I'd just seppuku if she's any older than 24
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rollirolla
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>>29606926
here's hoping this comment is aboriginal.
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roll the robot is a fuck
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Rolly polly oregano pham
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If I'm going to have sex with a woman 1095 times, she better at least have a tight cunt.
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>>29606926
single digits please
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>>29606926
ples no milf ples no milf ples no milf
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lemme cop the g00ds
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>>29606926
Rolling for oregano
Im original
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>>29606926
So I'm assuming the girl is barren and doesn't get periods?
Also, can we be trapped in a large, self-sustainable space ship?
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>>29606926
Posting an original roll.
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>>29606926
Please be original
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Rolling for 17
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>>29606926
rolling in b-tier thread
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It's awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwright
oregano
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Rolli polli originolli
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rolling for either a milf or a teen
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Goin for it
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plz be lolly ages 9 through 14
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>>29608035

damn i roll 35, that is a granny already :-(((((((
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>>29606926
rolling for over 50 desu
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Originano
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>>29606926
Rollerno Origano
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1 whole year
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>>29606926
Im rolling for this shit
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>>29606926
Why must I have sex with her? I don't want to touch other people.
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>>29606926
pls
16-19 ;-;
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let's see how lucky I roll
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>>29608108
08? time to claim my jailbait
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>>29606926
ok
18231124444444
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>>29608108
Fuck, now I'm tempted
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> noone rollled a man
Life is suffering
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>>29608125
fug DXXXXXX
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>>29606926
benisssssssssssssssss tbo
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>>29606926
plz be kind
rolleroni
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doot doot
doriginal
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roll for me baby ayyyy
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>>29608218
FUCK YES HAHAHAHAHA
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rolling for a 7 year old white girl
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Sieg heil ghdggx
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>>29606926
rollolololz
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>>29606926
Lets give this an original go then.
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Well is she attractive at least?
Do we celebrate birthdays
I'm just trying to get past bot hey
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>>29607599
>>29607601
Lads.........

Rolling for some prime hebe pussy
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>>29606926
rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. What?
rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. yeah?
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>>29606926
rollololol this original comment is so fucking original man
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>>29606926
Why would you marry someone with a nose ring who smokes? I guarantee you 100% just by looking at her that she will not have a stable marriage ever.
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im ready for death to take me
roriginall
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