How do fembots masturbate?
Just your hands or do you use toys?
>>29605958
That vagina is literally perfect.
My mood affects the way I masterbate. If I'm tired but still want to masterbate I use toys because it's quicker and easier.
If I'm not tired and want a longer masterbation session I use my hands.
>>29606045
This isn't helpful at all.
>>29606054
She literally answered the question.
>>29605958
what the fuck is with all the "girls of r9k pls write me a fap story" threads lately
STOP
>>29606176
>Asuming anyone can jerk off to this
>>29606072
Not my question.
>>29606054
Fine, I will write you a fap story because I'm bored and have no life.
When I'm in a good mood and not tired I usually smoke weed and masterbate.
>inb4 dude weed lmao
First I always take a relaxing, hot shower and get super clean and hairless because I like rubbing my smooth vagina. I dry off and put lotion on etc.
While I'm in the shower I usually start thinking of guys/things that sexually arouse me and play with myself in the shower a bit. I get all comfy in my bed and smoke a little more and sometimes put relaxing music on.
My nipples are really sensitive for me and playing with them is my favorite thing. I usually play with them a bit while rubbing my clit. After I get warmed up I start fingering myself while still rubbing one of my nipples. I start slowly at first then start going faster and harder. It usually doesn't take me too long orgasm.
Sometimes I watch porn and sometimes I don't.
>>29606176
why? they can choose not to do it if they don't want to
>friction master race
>squeeze legs together and gyrate hips
>used to be sensitive enough to do it on hard chairs, bathtub ledge, toilet seat, etc
>can really only do it laying down with hand assist
I don't even care if you don't believe it. Mostly I just haven't heard of anyone else really jacking off this way.
>>29606552
"woman gets off by sitting on a washing machine" is practically a meme at this point, I think it's been a joke in every major sitcom
>>29605958
I want to fuck the ass
>>29606573
I always assumed the washing machine thing was from the vibrations.
Also if I try to get off like OP's pic I get a UTI.
>>29606552
When I was a virgin I used to be able to do the same but not anymore.
>>29606396
I appreciate the time that took.I meant specific directions to masterbation in case I am ever in a position when that knowledge would be useful. Yes, I know that will never happen.
>>29606642
>still a virgin and losing sensitivity
I suppose I deserve this.
>>29606607
why do some chicks get UTIs so easily? my sister's like that too
>>29606665
It's okay other new things will feel nice once you get to experience them.
So weird that fingering yourself gives you a UTI. I hope penetration won't give you one because that would suck.
>>29606669
Your sister talks to you about masturbation?
It can be a combination of things, but after struggling with UTIs my whole life, it seems to come down to either a shitty diet (too much caffeine, not enough water), too much friction around the urethra ( irritating the flesh here and opening small wounds for infection), or not being able to get clean frequently enough (working very long shifts, or being a slob).
I just assume I'm in a perpetual UTI state and drink cranberry and lots of water and change my panties frequently.
>>29606732
nah I don't know about her wank habits, but I knew she had tons of UTIs when we were growing up. mum was a nurse and very open in talking about body-related stuff and I guess that rubbed off on us
your diet theory sounds plausible, she eats like shit. sorry about your annoying vagina anon
>>29605958
M-maybe I could show you, silly boi ;)
>>29606909
please do
not op but il post nudes
what instructions should i give girls on omegle once i have convinced them to masturbate in front of me? i feel like i suck at it
I'm an almost 30-year-old NEET and I have a dildo for each of the seven years I've gone now wihtout a decent boyfriend. All of my free time is spent focusing on my shitty hobbies, sleeping or masturbating.
Most don't do it at all.
There is a huge surplus of cock on the planet and they can have one delivered via tinder anywhere anytime within 5 minutes.
>>29606607
Sauce on gif? You've sparked morbid curiosity
>>29605958
This thread is meaningless with out pics. Visual aids are always a welcome addition.
>>29606952
>30 years old.
>has only spent 7 years without a boyfriend
>even assuming the best case scenario, no boyfriend after 18, has still been in 5 years worth of relationships
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29606929
tell them to slap their titties
>>29607012
without a decent*** boyfriend*
>>29607012
She's had a lot of sex over those years, but hasn't found a betabux to class as a "decent" boyfriend while she continues to be Chad's slampig on the side.
>>29606786
Think about the location of a urethra in men compared to women. Women's urethras are 3 times as exposed to dirt and accumulated bacteria than mens.
Added to that is problems associated with wiping, congealed blood, and insertion of unsterile feminine hygiene products.
Thats why women get UTI's. Vaginas aren't very evolved things.
>>29606552
I do this too. It's the only way I can get off. Penetration and digital stimulation don't do it for me.
>>29605958
I dont masturbate very often, maybe once or twice a month
when I do, I usually use my fingers, or occasionally the handle of a hairbrush
>>29606552
I've got a nice lump of fat above my cock you're welcome to grind on
>God Tier
hands free, rubbing clit on pillow
>High Tier
rubbing only clit, no dildo
>Okay Tier
using dildo, white in color
>absolute slut Tier
Dildo is black in color
>whore roasty Tier
and fruit or vegetable
>wear old cotton panties
>lay on bed
>rub clit nonstop
>cum buckets after 5mins of nonstop rubbing
>>29605958
hands mostly, i would be too embarrassed to buy toys
>>29609146
Why not just order them online? I'm a guy and I've bought sex toys online, they've always been discreetly packaged.
>>29605958
I usually just use my hands. Two fingers on my clit, making small circles and alternating speed; other hand pinching my nipples or fingering myself.
>>29606929
>spread your pussy
>speed up or slow down
>deeper
>get everything nice and wet
Basically just think about what you'd like to do.
>>29607847
Uh.... no thanks, anon.
do any fembots play with their feet when they masturbate?
Hey fembots here is my pee pee plz masturbate to it, I'm very lonely and have never had a gf, just knowing you rubbing your clit by thinking about it will make me somewhat slightly..,
All I have to do is imagine a big smelly NEET cock
>>29610951
Straight guy here, but that's a low effort dp. Try a more amusing angle.
>>29610988
What is dp?? Double penetration??
>>29610951
dreaming about your pee pee, baby
>>29605958
>tfw I know a gurl that never masturbated
Feels weird
She isn't really into sex tho
She likes having lewd dreams, cuddling, and neck biting
>>29611004
DICK PIC, dumbo.
>>29610951
Dude, you are just as bad as the camwhores. Go post that shit on >>>/soc/
>having a sex drivelmao
>>29606396
I don't understand why I can't find many girls who are into boob/nipple-related stuff, yet they seem to be on /r9k/ a lot.
Depresses me senpai.
>>29605958
I'd love to buy my face in that
>>29611377
This post is genius actually.
>Either it should be really "bury" then it is alright.
>Or anon could really mean "buy" which is pretty realistic.
>>29607814
>""""""""""women"""""""""" who don't masturbate
Get out of my thread.
>>29610951
> plz masturbate to it
Virgin male logic.
Male and female sexuality are extremely different. No hererosexual girl ever mastrubates over a picture. Especially over a picture of a cock. It honesly doesn't cause any arousal at all. Like looking of a picture of an ear.
I fap by lying on my stomach and humping my hand. I've been doing it this way since I was like 3 or 4 years old.
I have only had sex once ever.
>>29611482
Why are women allowed to masturbate as young as 3. Your sexuality is disgusting.
It's like your bodies are literally made to be raped at the youngest age possible.
>>29611497
Well, if it means anything, I was fapping to vore at that age lmao
>tfw autism
Is it better to play with the clit in circles, or back and forth rubbing?
>>29611407
Its for the person to interpret
>>29611535
I like rubbing it in slow circles when I'm just starting out then back and forth rubbing when I'm really into it.
Fembot here. I masturbate probably 2-5 times a week. I don't own any toys so I've always had to make do without. When I was 11-14 I used to masturbate primarily by crossing my legs and squeezing them together or putting a blanket between my legs and humping it. When I was 14 I started fingering myself and I've been doing that since then. I usually start by squeezing my nipples, feeling up my tits, and thinking about a guy I want to fuck me. Then I start rubbing my clit, eventually slipping in a finger or two. When I'm fingering myself I usually move the wetness up to my clit so it's wetter which makes it more pleasurable. Sometimes I watch porn, sometimes I don't. Lately I haven't been watching much porn so have to rely more on my imagination/fantasies which is a good thing imo. When I'm masturbating I often think of a guy taking advantage of me/degrading me in some way. I don't know why, I'm just a fucking degenerate.
>>29611444
I'm a girl and this. I never found nudes arousing at all. There needs to be dirty talk/foreplay for me to get turned on.
ITT: fat omegas roleplaying as guuuuuuuuuuuurls
>>29610951
If you post a webm of you jacking off I'll masterbate to it
>>29611497
I was masturbating by the time I was 7 or 8, it's not like young boys don't figure it out either.
>>29611596
Honestly even though I'm a man I always feel that the female experience with masturbation is more like how I feel about it. I sometimes get aroused by a picture or sight of a girl but the arousal rarely gets to erection without me thinking up what she's saying, what we'd do, ect. Images aren't required at all and I actually tend to ejaculate faster without them, they're mostly just an aide for edging since each image requires me to generate a new fantasy.
Also I love playing with my nipples, idk why, I don't even have gyno, they're just really sensitive.
how many fembots stick fingers up their buttholes
>>29611709
I do sometimes... but it's hard to reach and it's not as pleasurable when you do it to yourself.
>>29611558
Thanks femanon. I love getting girls off with just my hands. It feels more empowering than sex in a way, since I know they're actually getting an orgasm
>>29611735
ever get poo on your finger?
i just use a bullet vibe t b h
Quickest way for me to cum is to be clothed and grind against a pillow + watching porn, but the most satsifying orgams come from playing with my clit and slowly fingering myself + imagining sexual scenarios.
>inb4 ur not a reeeal gril
>>29611759
No, I shower and keep my ass clean. Once when I was fingering my boyfriend's ass I did, though. Blehg.
So if you people have multiple orgasms what is the stopping point? Men have a logical stopping point at ejaculation, and all but the most addicted men generally have an upper limit of three or four satisfying ejaculations per day.
Is there anything stopping you from just marathon masturbating provided you've protected yourself against the threat of friction burn?
>>29611737
You're welcome anon. I hope you dont make weird moaning noises while you finger a girl. I had and ex coworker finger me recently and he literally made the weirdest moaning noises even though I wasn't doing anything to him.
>>29611798
>boyfriend
why
WHY
>>29611808
It gets harder to have another orgasm after 3 and there's just not as strong, for me. So, for one session, 2 or 3 is enough. Sometimes I'll masturbate twice in a day, but that's rare.
>>29611814
Because I'm human? Sorry I fucked up your fapping, anon.
>>29611811
That's really weird. I usually just hum the opening of ZZ Gundam
>>29611850
>Because I'm human?
females are lizard people so this isn't accurate
>>29611811
I love when men moan while they're touching me. I love when men moan in general...
>>29611858
Honestly I think that wouldn't be as weird as the noises he was making.
>>29611873
I'm happy just knowing you'll never reproduce.
>>29611904
i'm happy just knowing no one will want you after you turn 30
>>29606356
Kys oregan
>>29611877
Nice second set of dubs. What kind of noises was he making, like high pitch/low pitch?
>>29611932
No one wants you now, anon. Everyone gets old, at least I get to be happy while I'm young.
>>29605958
Fembot here, I masturbate with a pentagram because I am literally evil incarnate
>>29612011
Don't cut yourself on the edges.badum-tiss
>>29611978
Here's the thing though
We are used to being alone
You aren't, and once it hits, you will never recover
>>29607105
Pretty much this. She had what she wanted, but now she wants a comfy beta to handle her used up pussy. I feel sorry for the guy if she finds him.
I really think god should have prevented this kind of thing.
>>29611978
>Everyone gets old
yea but i'll be pretty good until i hit 50
you're done at 27ish-30ish, lol
>>29612055
You go ahead and believe that. Whatever makes you feel better about your shit existence, anon.
>>29606072
>she
Dumbass
>tfw neckbeards pretend to have vaginas on a cantonese bocce ball forum
>>29612074
Doesn't make me feel better
Makes you feel worse though, roastie
>>29611949
Like full on loud, kind of girly moaning noises like he was going to cum but he wasn't anywhere near climax.
I like it when men make noises but not when it sounds pretty fake because I highly doubt he was that sexually arosed just from fingering me.
>>29612123
It really doesn't make me feel anything but pity.
>>29612213
you in a few years
>>29612238
Nope, that didn't work, either. I exercise frequently and eat healthy. Try again.
>>29612152
I personally hate hearing men enjoy themselves during sex. If anything I'd be happier if they didn't enjoy it and were just getting me off.
>>29612276
If you keep talking to him that way, I'm gonna have to get the mods to do something about you.
Seriously, stop disrupting a decent thread.
>>29612213
You are just a filthy whore, accept your destiny. You already know it's true.
90% of the time, just hands, sometimes I use these screw suction chambers on my nipples, and very rarely I use a bullet vibrator.
I've never really liked penetration during masturbation, it's hard to keep a decent rhythm going and all the angles are weird and end up cramping my wrists.
>>29611875
Are you a homosexual? Women don't enjoy when men moan, Anon.
>>29610951
Your head looks really dry for an uncut dick.
What's up with that?
I hump my foot. Feels 100x better then rubbing/penetration for some reason.
>>29612437
Is there a decent way to get a woman to orgasm through just breast or nipple stimulation? Or at least, something close to that point.
>>29612442
>grow up jacking it to hentais and fics
>never touch real boy
>start messing around with real men
>stony fucking silence
That shit is spooky and I don't like it at all.
How am I even supposed to tell what's being enjoyed?
>>29611735
How does anal feel for women? I know that for men prostate stimulation is what makes it enjoyable, but i have no clue why it is enjoyable for women.
>>29606647
play with the bean thingy on the top of the fochyna, every girl is different. Its more touch and go guess and check. but the infamous bean is always reliable.
>>29612492
I think it depends on the woman but sone women, like me, yes.
Usually through alternating from high-contact like licking, sucking, biting, and low contact.
Suction devices make the nipples swell with blood, and also make them much more sensitive and also larger and fuller in color.
>>29612531
my ex loved it my current doesnt.
>>29612390
>mods will protect you from bullying
>4chan
lol
>>29612442
Yes, we do. Men's voices are sexy as fuck.
>>29612511
>jacking it
>messing with men
Are you homosexual? I am now confused. If you're a man shouldn't you already know why they don't make noise?
>>29612531
It's painful... pain can feel good when you're extremely horny. Sometimes, if there's enough lube, it can pull on the labia and that feels nice. Mostly, it's not that great unless there's clitoral or vaginal stimulation, too. I'm jealous of prostates.
>>29612639
Jilling it, then. Whatever.
>>29611652
not him but im reposting this gold
>>29612635
Is my voice sexy? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CAkJgP6rNb
>>29606396
You misspelled masturbate, stupid cunt.
>>29612677
jesus christ shave you turkish fuck
>>29612536
I've always been jealous of female nipples 2bh. I keep getting told that men can experience the same as women with nipple stimulation, but for me at least, very little happens.
I guess the chest area of women in general is more sensitive.
>>29612123
you again, fuck of back to
>>29611272
>>29606396
this is why I despise women
kys
>>29612697
I often think about it, but shaving my pubis only would leave a weird patch ot baldness in my bear body.also ruuude
A makeup brush is my best friend
>>29605958
why is the vagina literally 1 inch away from the anus?
t. virgin
>>29612745
>being the worst kind of gay
>>29606552
Friction and just clit teasing is the best.
>>29606396
this is the most soulless post I have ever seen, you trully are a woman
>>29612775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zp2hFcnNRi
>>29612803
Why is it a souless post?
>>29612687
I wrote that around 3 am so whatever.
Fembots pls make a bate vid if you truly love us
>>29612824
????? what aksd
>>29605958
Step 1: Tape bullet vibe to clit.
Step 2: Lube butthole and dildo up.
Step 3: Strap dildo to the sex machine and insert into butt.
Step 4: Slowly work myself up to max speed and stay that way until I get off.
Can't call me used up or a roastie for using dildos if I still have my hymen. :^)
>>29612511
>The great equaliser
I was told guys not making noise is like starfish sex.
It's annoying making fake noises though. If your guys makes noise, remember they are doing you a solid.
>>29612881
+1 to the bate videos, it would be trully amazing to see one of the fembots enjoying herself just for the pleasuse of the lonely betas on this board.
>>29606929
we know what to do, we don't need instructions, it's actually less fun if you do that usually.
>>29607847
hip bones are best for that, I have spent an unnecessary amount of time grinding on boyfriend's hipbones.
>>29611808
at a certain point sensation becomes overwhelming and you lose interest in sex, like men do. after an orgasm I'm "done", and sex can feel frustrating if I'm not given a minute.
>>29612442
yea we do
>>29613423
Yep and the cool thing is that it would be a gift from a real and amazing fembot, not some whore.
>>29613423
Very unlikely that will happen though, fembots are pure.
>>29605958
hand, no fingers no penetration. fuck y'all.
>>29605958
They can get a thirsty beta orbiter and use HIS hands.
>>29612511
Protip: 99999/100000 times you're not doing something good enough to be worthy of any noise whatsoever. If you don't want guys to be quiet try doing something that's worth making him moan.
I always use my hands. I can do it with either with my right or left or both. Preferably left. I just rub my clit, no finger penetration or anything. Never gotten a UTI either, because I actually know how to wash my hands.
>>29613487
Are you cute?
Oraegonela
>>29605958
I dont understand female masturbation as they can literally just walk outside and ask ANY guy to fuck them. There are walking dildos everywhere
Take it from a guy who's been with a decent amount of women. Only sluts masturbate. If she has any dildos she a supreme whore.
Most women don't need sexual pleasure regularly like men do.
Rule of thumb. If she has sex toys she's going to put out, but don't gf her. If a girl doesn't masturbate she is much less likely to be a whore and cheat on you
>>29611444
Femanon here, this is wrong. I masturbait to pics of cocks and even to men who 'put it in'.
I use a magic wand.
>>29613735
>>29613677
t. handholdless kissless permavirgins
>>29613794
A legit Hitachi, or one of the knockoffs? I've been thinking of buying one to use on my fwb, and maybe even try it out on myself. Had this fantasy of binding and gagging her, and bringing her to a crazy orgasm with one of those.
>>29613906
I wish I had a fwb to play video games with me and fugg
>>29613797
Shut up slut. Hope you enjoy your dildos
>>29613441
>we know what to do, we don't need instructions, it's actually less fun if you do that usually.
I've been in a similar situation to him, a lot of these chicks ask for you to tell them what to do. Of course they KNOW what to do, but they're horny and wanna get off on you ordering them around a bit.
>>29613568
>because I actually know how to wash my hands
I wash my hands and it's happened to me twice. Get off your high horse, goldvag.
>>29613455
>>29613423
>>29612881
That would be awesome.;_;oreg
>>29613944
Look for a fwb while you can. The older you get, the harder it will be. I'm surprised with how many girls I've found from either Uni or Tinder that were interested in a relationship like this. Not even a Chad
>>29612762
Because girls accidently get poop in their vaginas from time to time because they wipe poorly.
>>29614149
>Because girls accidently get poop in their vaginas from time to time because they wipe poorly.
no we don't, because we wipe cunt > ass, not ass > cunt
I hump my pillow. Its the easiest way for me.
>>29614189
based pillow humping, best way
>>29613677
Don't encourage sluty behavior admin. And women shouldn't want just any guy, they should find someone they respect and find attractive. I won't even ask a girl out if I'm not in the slightest attracted to her.
>>29613677
yeah, we can get anyone to fuck us... not fuck us //well//. Most men are pretty terrible.
>>29614183
>Doesn't ever get explosive diarrhea
>All women do this
>Never smears
>Always perfect
>>29613677
Masturbation can't get you pregnant or AIDS.
>>29611904
Reproduction is literally the least important and most damaging thing an individual can do.
Thanks for being part of the problem with this species, cunt rag.
>>29614225
even if that happens, which it really doesn't, you would still be wiping everything away from the area, it's really not a problem
Hands, easiest way to work the clit, and the clit is the only part that matters tbqh
>when you haven't had a shower in days and you sniff your hand after a rub
>>29614064
I'm a virgin robot though. And most girls don't have the same hobbies as I do.
>>29614189
That's so cute fembot
>>29613423
>>29613455
>>29614059
>Women are all whores they're always posting nudes and shit and fucking anything that's not me
>haha please be whore because we know you aren't but now is the time
>I FUCKING HATE WOMEN
>>29614320
robots make no sense to me
>>29614320
>>29614342
Because all robots speak with the same voice, right?
>>29605958
Still a virgin but I like to hump random objects or just rub
Usually let things get heated up while covered with a blanket
Then i removed the blanket and the mixture of temperatures sets me off
I am extremely worried about my vagina becoming a roastie so I take long breaks in between masturbation sessions so I don't stretch anything out.
>>29611482
And here I thought I was a pervert for starting to masturbate at 13
>>29614299
Thanks, im always afraid its smells or something actually
>>29614389
>post the primary theme of the r9eko chamber
>ugh I'm not like other robots
>ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME
>>29605958
the only time I've managed to come from my own fingers was when I was camming for ~130ish people.
usually a vibrator, or grinding against my mattress/pillows.
>>29614389
basically, you go from "I wish I had a qt gf" to "women are whores" so fucken fast I don't even have time to timestamp my nudes.
>>29614410
>ywn smell a cute girl's masturbation pillow
jdimsa
>>29614265
>when you haven't had a shower in days and you sniff your hand after a rub
I thought I was the only one who rubbed after not showering for days. It smells so bad but feels so good.
>>29605958
Women who masturbate need to be shot in the street.
Only thing worse than female masturbation is lesbians.
I've never really masturbated regularly, now adays I just have sex with myhusband
>>29614410
>finish rubbing
>vagina is like 115 degrees F
>sniff around my bed and its all sweaty
>sniff around the room
>read thread saying semen has an odor
>get extremely nervous when people come into my room post jizz
>>29614477
We're swine
Happy swine
>>29614508
oh dude if you squirt it totally smells
>>29614503
Greentext me a full fucking please
From who takes initiative to orgasm
>>29614530
>squirt
When will this meme end?
>>29614530
I don't squirt. My vagina just gets extremely lubey since I like keeping it going long but that stays on my hands
Most of the sweat is from my ass
>>29614547
..when...when women like myself stop doing it? which is how I know it smells?
>>29611200
ever since Zoloft I haven't wanted to masturbate and no longer think about sex. I feel so much better and pure it's great
sex drives are for plebs
low libido best libido
>>29614566
I've never squirted before actually
But I have felt cum gush out of my vagina.
Where does squirt come out from?
>>29614559
I have never masturbated so profusely to make my ass sweat...
If I had a cringey hat to tip, I would tip my cringey hat dude
>>29614530
it smells either way. it can be subtle but I always feel how women smell post sex a mile away
Making this thread worthwhile.
>>29605958
Okay ladies
>don't moan so nobody hears me
>breathing does get heavy
>so into the orgasm can't remember if I made any sounds
>memory is fuzzy and tricks me into thinking I was loud
I always wonder if the neighbors can hear me through the walls
>>29614410
That's also cute. I think youd have to do it a lot to smell though
>>29614587
the bladder, depending on how much there is and the consistency of it and the great mystery that is vaginas you may be squirting. When I do it, it's like a water balloon breaking, not like on videos. it's pretty slimy but really watery, not like dude cum. If you're getting a consistency like your natural lube + guy cum, it may be the other kind of female ejaculate, which may or may not exist.
basically scientists figured out stuff comes out of us and left it at that.
>>29614599
Oh god really? My ass always sweats when I rub. My whole lower body gets extremely hot and my upperbody gets warm too
>tfw not a cold body when I fap
Keeping up the good work.
>>29614680
whaaat, I get debilatating heat in my toes and the balls of my feet, but like nowhere else, depending on how!
isn't it weird!
>>29614658
That sounds like such a complete mess. You must keep it off the bedding right?
>>29614719
It takes like two regular towels and one bath sheet which like like twice the size of a bath towel all folded up under me to soak it up, and you can still smell it/feel it on the sheets.
one of the first times I thought one towel laid down was enough, and I had to flip the mattress and febreeze like nothing else.
>tfw I mainly fap to female masturbation videos
>>29614837
I use loli yuri hentai :l
>>29612442
Advice from a genuine virgin.
>>29614864
ikr, I wish men would moan more :/
>>29614264
Especially happens to fat women.
>>29614957
well I guess that's a problem for my ex girlfriend to worry about.
>>29614763
why not use a tub?
or is cleaning up part of the ritual?
>>29614998
it's comfier to masturbate in bed, the blankies are warm and comfortable and help the feeling.
I do in the shower sometimes butit's just not the same
>>29615015
I'm jealous of women, you get masturbate all snuggled up under the blankets and through your undies :(
>>29615055
that is pretty good
but it's horrible with pants, because I like to spread my legs heaps and pants make that annoying
>>29613735
>masturbate daily
>back in highschool it was twice to upwards of six times daily
>own three dildos
>voluntary celibate and virgin at 26 years old
The only "girls" on r9k have penises, so this question cannot be answered in the way you want.
>>29615076
are you in australia? be my qt gf :x
also you may have to be at least 50% a lesbian for this
>>29615076
If I were a girl I'd be exactly like this too
>>29615076
>back in highschool it was twice to upwards of six times daily
Wow, that is a lot. Even i didn't jack off that much and i'm a guy
>>29615239
it's not physically draining for us
>>29615239
I don't have a refractory period, and on long summer days I would get very bored.
>>29614621
whats wrongo w her stinker?
>>29606952
Be my GF and fuck my boipussy with one of your dildos while you convince me magic is real?
>you will never masturbate with a qt 6/10 chestlet fembot
>>29614424
Gross I didn't know you did that stuff
>>29615324
you don't know me tho
>>29615335
Nah I do.
I don't care but I know you.
>>29615345
holy shit, really? who are you?
>>29615361
Not a lot of people would post what you have, in the style you have.
Don't worry about it though.
>>29615377
I'm not stressin, just wondering who you are hey
>>29615377
duuude if you have my facbook message me and we'll be all like 'whaaaaaaat'
>>29614320
If they're going to be whores, I might as well get something out of it.
>>29615466
you're not entitled shit from women's whoring
>>29613735
>Take it from a guy who's been with a decent amount of women. Only sluts masturbate. If she has any dildos she a supreme whore.
>Most women don't need sexual pleasure regularly like men do.
>Rule of thumb. If she has sex toys she's going to put out, but don't gf her. If a girl doesn't masturbate she is much less likely to be a whore and cheat on you
You're a retarded shill. I'm a virgin and I don't even use dildos because I want to be nice and tight if I manage to find a husband. Around my mentrual cycle or when my period is soon I get involuntarily horny. I don't masturbate outside of that cycle.
I'm quite sure for girls who don't masturbate often they at MOST do it around their cycle. A girl who's taken dick is most likely to cheat on you than a girl who is satisfied with just her toys.
>tfw your gf cucks you with her dildo
>>29615844
>can't not imagine gf sitting on a giant horse cock
>know it wouldn't even fitShe was worried because I closed my eyes sometimes during sex but mostly I was just imagining having a larger cock or like an x-ray of her insides and how the cum was about to spray
Is a 13cm dick good enough or am i kill?
Do any fembots have Bad Dragon toys? They seem to be pretty popular among women, according to their official video review site.
>>29615912
>mentally cucking yourself
why anon
>>29615954
are kil
>>29615966
I imagine having the big horse wee-wee.For what it's worth sometimes I don't fit in her at the size I'm at so it's kind of pointless to need to think about.
>>29612711
You've got the wrong guy you awkward fuck
>>29606552
i've been doing this my whole life....
now i can't get off w my hands like at all...... rubbing my clit does nothing for me and im a virgin so neither does insertion
just kill me now
>>29617559
What do you mean? Are you desensitized down there?
what do girl hands smell like after they masturbate
I've never been able to enjoy it. I have tried most things. Never orgasm or really enjoy it much. I'll try and it ends up just being a boring chore.
I may just be doing it incorrectly, or I may be more mental. I can get aroused to mental stimulation more than physical (waaaay more). But I am also a virgin so idk. Maybe I am bad at it.
>>29615076
>uses dildos
>virgin
m8...
>>29618159
i actually don't know? growing up i used pillows, showerhead etc only...
using fingers feels good but i get nowhere close to climax
either im desensitised or doing something wrong
>>29618711
Maybe you rubbed too hard. I know sometimes I get too into it and my clit feels dulled to the humping but as soon as I move softly I get into it again.
Try lightly tapping or being gentle
