>it's a "anon is on a talkshow being asked about his life and his new movie" daydream
I do this too
>pretending I'm getting interviewed or on a podcast talking about interesting intellectual things
>people care about the things i say
>I'm actually a stupid boring piece of shit
feels bad
>it's a "anon is an epic post-apocalyptic bounty hunter" daydream
>its a "anon heroically saves everyone from a shooter" daydream
>>29604338
>Not an "anon is the school shooter" daydream
smdh sempai
>>29604179
>it's an "anon is being interviewed on the intricacies of his new novel" episode
>>29604410
I've been having a lot of these recently
>tfw all your bullies have long since graduated so there'd be no more point in doing it
We've missed out, phams.
I day dream about PCH coming to my house with the big check, and doing the interview. They never come. :(
>>29604606
>tfw the only one who's making my life worse is me
>tfw no one to project my impotent rage upon
>it's an "anon daydreams about killing everyone at work" episode
>>29604179
>it's an "anon sinks his fucking teeth into an annoying faggot's arm and tears the meat from his bones" daydream
tell me I'm not the only one
>>29604179
>its a "anon being famous and signing autographs for fans" daydream
>>29605018
Fuck no, my front teeth breaking is one of my worst nightmares.
>>29604410
>not an "anon gets shot by the school shooter and begs for more" daydream
i don't understand you people
>it's an "anon plays some technically impressive music at his school and it blows everyone away and impresses all the chads and stacies" daydream
>>29605064
My worst nightmare is accidentally shitting myself.
Two kinds of people.
>"Anon is mentally insane" daydream
>It's an "Anon imagines whole life with a cute stranger" daydream
>>29604179
>First day at work, secretary job.
>Meet office Chad, connect immediately.
>many weekends at the bar, teaches me to pull chicks.
>Working hard at job thanks to newfound hope.
>Time passes, quitting internship.
>everyone loves me, boss is mildly upset that I'm leaving.
>Got recommendations, I'm now on the fast track to stardom.
>All of a sudden the Star Wars cantina theme plays on the office speakers.
>Some neckbeard walks into breakroom, trenchcoat and shotgun ready.
>"Pssh... nothing personal kid."
>First to die, writing this from heaven.
>mfw
>It's an anon commentates while playing a game thinking he's a famous lets player episode
Sometimes I imagine that I'm extremely famous and a massive pervert. I imagine myself standing on a stage in front of thousands of people telling my fans that I'm actually a huge pervert who gets off on exhibition and abuse. Then I take my clothes off and say its okay to touch and jump into the crowd.
This can go on for quite a while. I have other fantasies but they're very specific and I'd quite literally be the biggest sperg on 4chin after I posted them. Maybe if I get drunk one day I'll post them, lel.
>>29605181
how's heaven like?
>>29604179
stop posting that depressed as fcukdhx doggo, goddamn it
aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh
>>29605218
>it's an "anon analyzes what he has to do in order to be a famous lets player" episode
>>29605127
you literally tumblrism
holy fuck pls gtfo
>its an "anon wakes up again on the first day of high school with all his memories" day dream.
>it's a "anon is a famous rapper and completely rekts his least favorite rapper in a beef" daydream
>>29604179
>its the Anon plays his favorite song in front of the school dream
>Its the Anon beats up the school shooter dream
>Its the anon becomes a milionare and only gives money to people who were nice to him dream
>Its the anon gets a manic pixie dream girl that pulls him into happieness dream
>Its the anon gets superpowers he dosent tell anybodu about dream
>Its the anon grabs a baseball bat and beats up all the bullies dream
>Its an anonis happy dream
No more dreams. Im fucking tired of gazing off into what never was and never will be. Problem is, when the dreams stop I see a room with 2 maps and a few vidya posters on the wall, a pile of dishes I never took downstairs, a dusty computer, and a guitar that never gets played.
I see a drawer filled with $6 vodkas and Copenhagen mint, a drawer filled with shitty weed and shitty pipes, and a drawer filled with all of the cable, manuals, and cartriges from my childhood. I see a bunch of notebooks from HS i never got to burn with friends, a couple boardgames I played with my brother once before he went to do something with other people and I was left alone. I see a giant pile of books I barely manage to read. I see no reason to exist, because I dont exist right now. The dream me is out there doing something cool, and I am replying to a sadness circlejerk.
I dont like what I see when I open my eyes. I really dont. So I keep them closed as much as possible now.
>its an "anon opens sibelius and trys to write a piece of music for 4 hours straight and gets nothing done" episode
>>29604179
I wanted to be the new MCU Spider-Man so fucking bad. Once a week in my life somehow says I look like Peter/Parker Spider-Man. I love Spider-Man. I love spiders. I was bullied as a kid, I come from a broken poor home, I related to him so much and I wanted to bring that to screen and performance.
I have some acting experience, just a little bit as an extra in a couple movies and plays in highschool. I've seen that world. Every single one of my dreams would of come true. I would of been so happy, for once in my pathetic excuse for a life.
>>29605245
internet speeds are good and every fruit snack is grape flavored.
>>29605347
>it's a "failed writers post on /r9k/" dream
>its a "anon is still going to high school then realizes he graduated last year and doesn't have to be here" dream
>>29605311
Fucking this. My secrets, jesus christ.
>>29605391
>Its a "you have to try to fail" reply dream
I never lived my fucking life. Ive spent more time on here arguing with you and you alone than bettering myself. I guarentee we have called each otehr faggots many times on here.
So yer a fag.
>it's a "monster girls are real" daydream
>>29605410
>I guarentee we have called each otehr faggots
>Every single one of the posters in this thread has probably called the other a faggot at least once
>>29605347
>manic pixie girl dream
JUST
>it's an "anon survives a nuclear holocaust and leads a team of his friends to safety and happiness" episode
or hell,
>"anon survives the Holocaust"
>>29605450
>TFW spent more time looking at r9k in the past year than anything else save the back of my eyelids
>TFW I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me
>TFW I built my own prison, and I can't leave
>TFW to everybody else, the prison is an open field and I can just walk out.
>TFW verging on 4 hours of sleep tonight for wageslaving tommorow
I'm tired of everything. I wish I could sleep for a thousand years, wake up, take a piss, and go right back to sleep
>It's the she tells anon she loves him dream again
>Anon dreams that his post on r9k gets more than 10 replies
Never happens.
>>29605535
Ganbare anon san goddo speddo
>>29604179
>it's an anon remembers the time he acted like a sperg years ago and imagines how it would go differently
>>29605602
>its an anon posts in a thread and it doesn't just die dream
>its an anon makes a thread that inspires conversation and gets 300 replies dream
>its a cuck bait thread gets less than 200 replies dream
>It's the anon cures all human diseases dream and makes everyone immortal.
>>29605625
But if I try the alarm will beep in 4 hrs 15 minutes
And I'm too much of a pussy to chuck it out the window and go back to sleep
>>29605535
"You're here forever" isn't fucking lying. I'm like addicted to this site. Our Internet went out last night and normally I'd be pissed but it felt like... someone taking the needle out of my brain. Like freedom and loneliness.
>>29605602
Two done, eight to go. Pitch in faggots, lets make at least one our dreams come true.
>it's the "anon hangs out with Legolas and Gimli at some schmuck's wedding and shares loads of racially-motivated banter whilst drinking mead and laughing like madmen" dream
Must have been two years ago but it still makes me sad that I can only remember this one dream
>>29605642
Honestly makes me wonder why I post. My replies are ignored like > 95% of the time. The only time I get replies is if I act like an enraged, angry, tard.
I've got to stop posting here though. I recently tried to make friends with people here and it went fucking terrible.
I think after a certain point you've just got to accept that you're too fucked up to ever have friends, be social, etc. My goals now are just to keep working on my business and buy good food, good drugs, and good books. People have only made me feel miserable.
>>29605672
Its 1000 times worse than heroin. Heroin addicts know why they're addicted. Heroin addicts get rehab. Heroin addicts get support.
Were just lazy.
Were just antisocial
We just don't want to leave
We just have the wrong mindset
We are just Debbie downers.
>>29605130
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking of this. I'm both scared and fascinated about the idea of getting schizophrenia.
>>29604179
>Its an anon talks about his GOTY game at a video game convention while berating the sameness of other games in its genre daydream
>>29605708
You can't make friends with people here.
People here don't have friends IRL for a reason.
And the ones that do are normies anyway, so they don't like you
>>29604179
>it's the "anon wakes up in the monster musume universe and spends the rest of his life engaging in orgies and doing cool shit with his liminal harem" thread
>>29605711
Most robots have a self fulfilling prophecy for life its a shame really, I blame our society it tells us we're simple yet we're more complex and more profound
>Its an "anon thinking out plans for success that he'll never follow through on" day
>>29605771
Society is geared towards the benefit of the many.
Our existence compared to the whole is like that "poor recruits" thing in eu4.
-500 manpower, move on. We don't exist, so we can't be helped.
Pour me another buddy
>>29604223
too close to home, senpai.
>muted 4 seconds
>>29605736
I think you're right anon. I have no friends because I feel nothing when I talk to people and have so many other problems that I'm not a desirable person. I imagine that a lot of people here are in the same boat so we would all be terrible friends.
One of the main reasons I stopped trying to socialize with people on r9k was that I realized they weren't like me. Many of them were normies in college or wage slaves that I later found out lived normal, unremarkable lives. Most of them also had girl friends too which is quite perplexing as to why they post here.
I almost lost it last night when I finally put it together that the whole thing was a lie and that even if I socialized with people here it didn't change who I was. Decided to just delete everyone and move on with my life.
>it's an "anon saves oneitis from bullies and they live happily ever after" episode
>>29604179
>Anon starts his political revolution.
>it's an "anon wakes up ten years old with all current knowledge" dream.
>it's another "anon wakes up in an interesting fantasy world" daydream
>its the anon getting interviewed after winning Olympic Medal in the 200 Butterfly daydream
>>29606056
Tears in the rain m8.
