I just ate two whoppers, three slices of 7-11 pizza, and two doughnuts (they were free because it was late at the 7-11)
>>29604141
I just had a pizza hut pizza with 12 wings, 3 beers, 5 springrolls, a bacon cheeseburger and a family size bag of cookies. I like to vary tastes
I'm not even fat I just eat a lot
Hmmm... foods.
Bump. Wanna hear what you fatties ate today
>>29604221
>I'm not fat
You are definitely fat
Two pop tarts, a fancy coffee, a crabcake, a baked potato.
Living large.
>>29604818
The word you're looking for is gluttonous.
I had half a pound of ground beef, with onions, potatoes, garlic, garbanzo beans, & carrots
>>29604793
no. no vicarious eating allowed. if you want the sweet you must suffer the consequences.
>>29604901
No. Post a picture of yourself. I guarantee you are overweight
>>29604793
A cheese stick and 560 calories of pork rinds, a liter of Diet Dr. Pepper and a couple of liters of water.
Am I gonna make it, /r9k/?
some granola, some vegetables and black beans, peanut butter, a stick of sharp cheddar
and a beer and several shots of vodka
rate my obesity
>>29604956
>3 liters of calorie-free liquid
SKELLY GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
woke up at 1pm and went to chipotle and got steak burrito
ate pork chop, sauerkraut, and asparagus for dinner.
Now my pee smells bad and I have a headache from all the salt
>>29604818
This >>29604901
isn't me. I'm 140 pounds for 5'10. I'm slightly out of shape but definetly not fat
>>29605087
Yeah, that's definitely not fat. You're right. That's a shitton of food though, nigger. The family sized bag of cookies is what had me convinced that you were a hamplanet. I'm jelly
>>29604978
>skelly
It's called a diet mane, I'm not trying to be 320 pounds the rest of my life. I also walked a couple of miles in 90+ degree weather.
>>29604978
Newsflash, idiot. Diet anything still makes you bloated due to fluid retention. Plus, sweeteners are generally pretty bad for you anyway. Might as well have the sugar.
>>29605186
Well done, but seriously, cut soda out completely, it's not good to drink a whole liter of soda, diet versions are memes and nothing more
>>29605148
Yeah genes ftw. I'm glad everyone in my family is thin without even trying.
>>29605224
I agree with you, but I was outside and needed something to drink. I feel like a complete asshole buying water from a convenience store when the faucet at home is free and better than most bottled water. So I bought a Dr. Pepper and kept walking. Soda normally only exists to mix with alcohol.
>>29604956
>Drank 3 liters of a beverage
How the fuck do people drink this much? Do you just force yourself to drink it when you're not even thirsty? I drink when I'm thirsty, if I'm not thirsty I don't drink anything. I can't see myself drinking THREE LITERS of anything, unless it was that good or I was that thirsty. I get the whole "drink water meme" and a lot of people say staying hydrated and drinking lots of water is healthy and good for losing weight but I can't see how people force themselves to drink liters of water everyday.
Hell, I can barely finish a bottle of water in one day.
>>29605281
Same here except I can drink insame quantities of beer. Had a contest with a friend and drank 8 liters of shitty german beer in about 4 hours
>two ham and cheese sandwiches
>order of general tsos chicken
>fried rice
>5 crab rangoons (didn't eat them all at once)
>egg roll
All in all it was a pretty good day I guess.
>>29605281
>How the fuck do people drink this much?
I had to go to the shrink, and that meant walking across downtown in 90-100 degree weather. I was sweating like a motherfucker, when I got there I was so dehydrated I shotgunned the whole first liter in ten minutes. On the way out she gave me a liter of water and it was gone before I had walked 6 blocks.
>>29604141
Just ate a huge bowl of rice with some mushrooms, carrots, and green onion that i fried up. Drinking a nice sno-berry peace tea, it was hella dank.
>Be 340lbs (+ a healthy me so 460lbs)
>decide to go to Subway to start losing weight because I assumed that you could lose weight there without having to sacrifice fast food
>Squeeze through the door
>The smell hits my nose
>For some reason I think that is the smell of fresh vegetables and healthy eating
>Loudly say, with confidence, to the qt behind the counter
>'Footlong Meatball Marinara please! I am starting a diet, so extra veggies'
>entire time I am ordering feel really confident
>Start making little rhymes regarding my soon to be weight loss
>'I'll have that on wheat to ease the pressure on my feet!'
>'I'll have no cheese to stop myself from having to wheeze!'
>'No Mayo, only Ranch, its a health food avalanche!'
>she is looking very concerned, pretending to smile
>Really thought I was making healthy food choice
>Went home
>Ate the entire thing, fucking delicious
>Went back to the exact same Subway for the next 3 weeks every day and got a meatball marinara
>decide to look up the nutrition online
>well over 1000 calories
>Mayo isn't even less healthy than ranch
>have lost 4lbs since then but only because the Subway got shut down for some health violation so I started buying 2 happy meals for dinner instead
I honestly hate myself. I jus can't eat less.
>Mfw I'm a feedee and enjoy my gorging
>>29605484
Yes you can, fuck, have some willpower for God's sake, eat fresh vegetables and bland, ordinary meat, preferably poultry
>>29605484
>that pic
i guess rape is okay if it happens to a guy
>>29605484
>'I'll have that on wheat to ease the pressure on my feet!'
>'I'll have no cheese to stop myself from having to wheeze!'
>'No Mayo, only Ranch, its a health food avlaanche
keked hard
>>29605484
I lose a ton of weight by drinking coffee, but I built up a tolerance.
Really wish meth was legal.
>>29604793
>2 packets of oatmeal
>quest bar
>>29605431
Oh I see, you were dehydrated. It's not wonder you drank so much water, I assume on an average day you wouldn't drink that much water though. It just surprised me that you drank 2 liters of water in one day, but given your situation it's not surprise now.
Thanks for explaining, made everything clear.
>>29604141
I had a medium pizza, 3 tendies, Pinto beans, corn bread, and a bowl of cereal today
Woops
