Your nicknames, guys. What are they?
>>29603359
The Iceman, my cousin said I look like the actor. Also Sparkles cause my Uncle said I look like the guy in Twilight.
My only nickname personally is "Lucid"
Won't get into why, since it's kind of boring, but hey.
>>29603359
In Junior High I was known as "The errand boy."
Koz-koz.Or, some say, kosm.
Slow. Sixth Sense. Iceberg.
>>29603359
No one cared enough to give me a nickname.
>>29603359
The kids in highschool called me 'Prozac'. It was a play on the first syllable of my last name. I didn't start taking antidepressants until years later. Maybe i should have taken the hint.
Of all the psych meds i have been on over the years, prozac isn't one of them though.
Shitstain Dave. Glad im done with school
Double mint Dave, they called me.
My name is Lawrence and my ex girlfriend used to call me Lawry. I hate it went others call me that. It makes me sound effeminate but when she called me it, it made me feel safe and loved.
Name is Wesley
>Welchy
>Wisely
>Wesles
>Welsy
>Wes
>Queersly
There are others that I can't think of off the top of my head.
>>29603359
I was Wolverine for a while. Based off what a drunk trade said I looked like to my friends.
>>29603359
It's idiosyncratic enough that to those who know me know it would only be me who posted it, and I don't want people to know I'm here, sorry.
I know it's a terribly immature attitude to take, but so be it.
>>29603359
Is she okay via Turkey bombings?
>>29603359
>big oak
Old Mexican guy I used to work with called me that because I had a habit of standing close to him when I needed to do something he was blocking and not say or do anything while I waited for him to move. He'd usually say something along the lines of "surrrre do appreciate all that shade, big oak." (I'm significantly taller than him, nearly a foot).
>Hoss
Manager of mine is black and he thinks I'm redneck as fuck (somewhat true), so he enjoys hoss as a reference to Bonanza
>Pecos Pete
Buddy of mine at work is basically a wigger but he's British. As mentioned earlier, I'm sort of a redneck and it's well known that I own pic related. He tries to use it pejoratively but I kek hard every time he calls me it.
That's all I can think of right now, I'm sure there are more. Working in the food service industry kinda gets you nick names.
TP, T, pineapple, secundo, safro amurai
>>29603359
>hair
>shredder
>Bon Jovi
Not too bad
>>29605324
get off r9k matt
>>29603378
Top gun? If so, that's pretty cool mate.
>>29603359
"Weeaboo"
t-that's mine...
My dad usually calls me faggot.
>>29603359
People sometimes have called me Jesus
>>29603359
Colt. You can guess why.and I fucking hate it
"that guy"
lanigiro
>>29603359
Alien granpa since elementary.
Everyone calls me that even family cause i got a weird long neck and i am weird and lonely.
>>29604975
your typing style is probably idiosyncratic enough to get caught on here
>>29605434
I CAN'T GUESS WHY, ANONYMOUS
my name is Burke, and when Fergilicious came out in like 2006, someone replaced Ferg with Burke, so for a long time everyone called me Burkelicious.
...yeah.
Romper Stomper
Always used to have a buzz cut, being Slavic i looked like a skin-head / convict.
>>29605714
>I CAN'T GUESS WHY, ANONYMOUS
My name is Colton, that's why!
>>29603359
kol desu, thats my nicknameu
Gipsy
>Im aryan
>>29603359
I was Jesus for a while, because every white guy with long hair and beard gets that one.
I got rid of the look but some guys that knew me back then still call me that way.
A drunk hobo told me I looked like John Lennon too.
>>29603359
My name's Justin
They called me Justin Bieber
>curry manit was a really long time ago but ill never forget. its because im brown and they named me after the wrestler. i even did the dance and everything to entertain them.
kill me please
>>29605363
Ain't my name broham
>grim
Because I'm a skelly
>el nino gerber
Because they say that I look like a babby
Kai
Actually looking in to getting a legal name change.
For a while at work I was "Happy Andy." I think it was supposed to be ironic.
I get called a faggot a lot, does that count?
>>29603359
Big Bird and Condor
>>29603359
keegles
>faggot
>retard
>gayboy
>>29605923
>i even did the dance and everything to entertain them.
don't play their normie games
you will lose every time
what are you doing nowadays desianon
Ang the last airbrnder
>>29603359
I was Cripple when I broke my leg in middle school. In high school I was either Faggot or Columbine. My friends were dropouts and a few years older and they called me Gene because I liked to wear a Gene Simmons mask when we walked around town or hung out at the park.
Ben Carson.
I tend to speak in a slow calm monotone voice regardless of my mood/situation.
Ex. Pinned my friend against the wall when I was drunk because he said the girl I went out with was a whore. He couldn't tell i was angry because i wasn't talking any different than i normally do.
sometimes I wonder how many people choose their own nicknames and just say others call them thatI wonder if there's shame in doing so
Rookie mcfumbles reporting in
>>29603359
Dragon, Wolf or Dragonwolf
>Kenji
>Kenjamin
>K-Sizzle
>>29603359
I have a dozen of them but the most used one isNaruto
My name is Dylan, so I always get Dill pickle, pickles etc.
"Big Guy" not sure if fat or tall
"Boss" "Hoss" only happens after 3 months of letting my beard grow
Willi or williz my real name is william so it's pretty basic
>>29603359
>loser
>wimp
>fucko
>bitchboy
>nerd
>fag
>bookworm
there's a couple more, I can't really remember.
>>29607238
Also nigger just for the lulz i guessI'm white
"Cork Taint".
Don't ask, it's incredibly uninteresting.
O Swindlez
'fat retard'
>>29604363
same fampai... same
>>29603359
Tim.
>tim tam
>tim dim sim
I haven't had friends for about a decade.
>>29604000
That's not a name that's a job!
>>29603359
>my name with a Y on the end
>>29607897
>TIMMAY
unoriginal lel
Church
Because I use to go to church. Literally that's it.
My japanese coworkers pronounce my name(Justin) like Justine. Everyone else thought it was cute so they started saying my name like that too.
I've also been called J-kun. They don't want to use my full name because english names and japanese honorifics sound weird.
And then last one I can think of is Hyorohyoro, because I'm tall and skinny.
Well i got a big boss emblem on mgs4 once.
Robocop.
I think it was because I didn't know how to walk correctly.
Only one kid called me robocop though, other people just called me by my name.
Panzerinfanterist
because I'm into army stuff and fat.
>>29603359
In high school they used to call me mumbles.. My dad calls me J-money sometimes though. I think he does it because he thinks it will help boost my confidence. It doesn't.
>>29603359
>"that guy"
originality
>>29604885
Someone post that greentext dammit
zany
doris
barbie digital
broke money
mr lurkalot
>>29603359
strangler
/fit/ here. was at a party an strangled someone who punched my friend.
BJ
As in "blowjob"
KHV
Loucust
>>29603359
>"Roastie whore REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Back in the day it was either kami or kamikaze, but it's been years since anyone called me like that in real life.
in elementary school i was Smokeface
Used to be Ice in middle school edgy phase
Then Keith in high school
Now it is Wizard
Fucking gonna be a wizard in name and nature at this rate
Gonna
>>29603359
The female equivalent of my name
>>29603359
My husband calls me Wibbles or Wibs. When we met, I was a really nervous person and jiggled my leg or tapped my foot a lot. He calls wibbling.
>>29603359
Every male name with the same first letter as mine. Middle School boys are fucking mean.
>>29604211
As you once did for the vacuous rom
Grant us eyes grant us EYYYYYES
My gangsta name is Lil' E.because my real name is lily.
Pretty cool stuff amiritr
>>29603359
Peter
That's not my name, but I go by it.
>>29603359
"Fat" by my best friend
"Shit" by my dad
>>29611284
Sounds like your dad is shit.
>>29603359
A girl once couldn't remember my name and asked me and I said "wow"
Since that she calls me wow
She even saved my number under wow
I was called The pink panther in HS. Because I was tall and lanky and never speaked.
Sometimes they would start to hum the tune too if I was near.
>>29611329
Oh and my name is Phil so sometimes people call me Phily
>Rambo
>Chink
>Juan
>Grandpa
>Bobo
>No-life
>>29611329
Lol middleschool was CRAZY
>>29603359
samson,because long hair and strong
>>29603359
Bobby
Indie
Faggot
Those were the main onesmy name isn't even a derivative of bobby
>>29611777
Nice dub trips
Happened last Friday when I was at a lake with 3 qt girls
>>29603359
>tfw anzu is a meme waifu
fuck you anons who keeps posting her
>>29603359
an old girlfriend of mine used to call me "meow" because whenever my cat would meow it sounded like it was calling my name.
George of the Jungle or Tarzan because I'm pretty tall but with long messy hair, also hairy arms/chest
I guess the fact i never talked much didn't help.
>>29603359
Vasha do to my slavic heritage
In school I was called "fish" because I said my favorite food was fish.
>>29603359
People knew me as "Mad dog", because I used to be aggressive and have anger issues.
>Big Red
Middle School.
>Sabertooth Tiger/Sebertooth Tiger
Middleschool.
>Light Saber/Light Seber
Middleschool.
>Sebseb
Some cunty blonde highschooler camp counselor during middleschool who wouldn't leave me alone. Would follow me everywhere trying to talk to me.
Years later I finally realize how creepy that was of her.
>Seven
One of my friend's gf in college. It stuck and other people have ran with it. I don't mind.
Those are the ones I can remember off the top of my head.
Doyle
>>29611883
Fuck off
If you were named after your favorite food they'd have called you cock
In case you can't read, my nickname is literally above this body of text in green letters.
Some people call me Big Mitch
Because I am Big and Mitch
This happened on it's own in highschool, uni and work all on it's own. I never told anyone to do it.
feefo
My former friends called me "Osten" which means "the cheese" in swedish cause one day when I was gonna meet them i hadnt showered for almost 2 weeks and they said i smelled like dick.
>necro/nec/necro cop/necrofu/necroboop
Started with an ancient trip, virtually everyone I know knows me from the internet, so it stuck really hard
>Jeff
Like Jeffrey Dahmer. Get this one more than I'd like. We have a disgusting amount of things in common
>sleeping beauty
My family calls me this because they know I sleep terribly and am always tired. Bunch of assholes.
>fish
Got this one in bootcamp because I was always drinking water and swam like a beast
>killer/Dexter/Hannibal/Patrick/etc.
When I was in the military I was an edgy, violent little cunt despite looking completely unassuming. They said it to make fun of me.
>tfw you realize all of your nicknames are condescending
>>29613206
holy shit you are a fucking faggot
>>29613206
This is the hardest cringe I've had in a long time, good job.
>>29603359
I hope she isn't kill by the airport bombing yesterday
>>29611899
>big red
>sebseb
I don't get these, explain.
>>29613206
>We have a disgusting amount of things in commonwas it because he was highly compulsive?
>>29613221
>>29613264
I know, I deserve to be ridiculed
>>29603359
Boner. It wasn't sexual, just unfortunate sounding surname
>>29603359
"COCKROACH"
-Anzu-
>Romancito
>Romi
>Romeh
>Pumpkin
>R
>>29613395
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/POL/ LEAKING INTO MY PEACEFUL /R9K/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My surname to distinguish between people with the same first name.
>>29603359
Story Cory
As in cool story cory.
Also my middle name is Matthew
And my last name rhymes with queer. No originality needed
>>29603359
OT
Oaty
Oatboat
Oot Matoot
Oaty Maloty
Oaty the Mighty (some Chinese exchange student misheard the last one and calls me this instead)
Oaty Peanut Hulk
Obee
Obus
Obus Energy
Obungo
Obooby
Basically, if you can make a noise starting with Ob or Oat then I've heard it before.
I am white.
>>29613337
>anime image
confirmed fagget
>>29608234
ABSOLUTELY
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>>29609973
you wouldn't get that if you'd fuck off with putting pictures of your tits everywhere and saying "HAHA BTW I'M A GIRL ;)))"
>>29610398
damn it
I do that a lot too
>tfw no one to call me wibs
Bubba or bubby.
My mom pretty much exclusively calls me this. All her friends do it too. My life is suffering.
>>29611820
I didn't even know who she was until like, 2 days ago and didn't know this was a picture of her until like, just now
>had this group of friends in middle school
>they were the teen thug type
>long shirts, low pants
>they got into fights a lot
>i didn't fit in with them but somehow we all got along pretty well
>we all had music class together
>we would fart as obnoxiously and loudly as possible
>the teacher loved us
>eventually i was recognized as having the most efficient flatulence
>thus i dubbed the nickname "fart master" for a few years
>one of my good "gangster" friends would introduce me to girls
>"hey, this is fart master"
>they'd look at me with a crinkled face of disgust
Glad those days are done with.
Woody. That's it.
>>29603359
Worthless. At least that was the nickname my ex had for me.
Ads is the nickname my father gave me. Otherwise I don't talk to people enough to have one.
>>29606825
>Kenji
Never stop fighting. That faggot Friend needs to go down.
Mark the mint man. Oc
Roxy,I am a dude,
