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Name a more autistic hobby
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Shit posting on 4chan all day
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Lock picking
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Watching seasonal anime.
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any form of "spotting" train, plane, ship etc
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>>29602935
stamp collecting
having a job


>>29603041
incorrect, this is the coolest possible hobby
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>>29603041

>teacher can't open door to classroom
>says she'll have to cancel class if she can't get the door open
>kid who lock picks as a hobby offers to unlock door for teacher
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>>29602935
why must stacy laugh at the metal detector man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzbN_wA1tzw
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>>29602935
anime and anything /a/ related
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>>29603163
chad laughing at autistic guy with metal detector while saying el o el
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>>29602935
I get paid by an archaeologists almost 120/year to do that ;^)
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>>29603280
Could you provide more details? That sounds pretty interesting
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>>29603095
>>29603105
t. autistic lock pickers
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I always thought that looked like so much fun, I was even planing to buy one myself I just needed a car first so I didn't have to drag it with me on the bus but now you've ruined everything
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>>29603673
Who cares man, if you think you might find it fun, give it a shot
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revolutionary war reenactment
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>>29603726
In a similar vein, LARPing is probably worse though.
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>>29603673
Fuck em, you do you m8
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>>29603163
stacy laughing at a guy who lives in oceanside while she's there on vacation, after a week she has to go back to her shithole trailer in bumfuck, missouri while he lives in his 1.5m dollar condo
he lives there while that dumb bitch saves up for years to go vacation there
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number counting
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online gaming
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>>29603741
Depends on what you're larping for desu
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>>29602935
Is tea drinking autistic or gay
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>>29603802
Name some examples, friendo.
>>29603820
Both.
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>>29602935
Yeah sure you can call it autistic until you fucking find gold ass coins.
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>I talked to a wall for 2 hours today because I was lonely.

W h y l i v e
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>>29603952
you can talk with me anon~
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>>29603984

I forgot to mention that I was also pretending the wall was Adam Lanza because I am in love with him. But I'll talk to you if that doesn't weird you out too much. It's too stressful having to hide the socially unacceptable parts about myself (which is near everything) from everyone I know.
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>>29604014
>tfw going cuhrazyyy at home cuz no1 to talk 2 :(

i can't wait for school next year either :)

what's so socially unacceptable are you boring or something
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>>29604168
>tfw when I'm at college I don't leave my dorm room and talk to people even less
At least I have my family to talk to when I'm at home

Well, I probably appear boring because I never talk to anyone. It's generally socially unacceptable to condone murder and maintain pretend relationships with fake people for over a year and secretly relish the suffering of once-happy people, but otherwise I don't think I'm a mean person
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>>29603937
>gold ass coins.
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airpIane spotting
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I say this as someone who's been doing it for years
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>>29604444
>drums autistic

quads confirm
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>>29603726
wow this exists? By the way, is airsof looked upon the same way?
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>>29604444
Are you, like, acoustic or something?
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>>29604354
i have a fake relationship with fake everyone famn. that's the normal thing to do. worksafe your personality so you don't accidentally offend people, like when teachers tell you not to swear or whatever. that way everyone's friendly and bland and easy to handle. relishing suffering is pretty normal too. there's a funky german word for it "schadenfreud"

god you're so normal
you should really get out, norm ;)
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>>29604510
>is airsof looked upon the same way?

Only if you dress up and think you're a real life tactical operator.
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The people who go to various fire departments and stand outside them filming apparatus responding on calls.
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>>29602935
Shortwave/ham radio
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>>29602935
HAM radio

lack of originality fatality
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>tfw father forced his hobbies onto me at a young age
>raised to be an autistic beta
a-at least i'll find gold w-with my deus!!
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>>29603163
>video has 79 views
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>>29604563
>>29604566
Ham radio is NOT Autistic.
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>>29604535
this would make me feel better if my only friend hadn't described me as socially abnormal to other people
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>>29603163
>84 views

is your name Hannah, Blake, or Lilifer?
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Lots & Lots of Trains raised a generation of children into train autists. They are called rail fans. Check it out it's great fun.

https://youtu.be/6lutNECOZFw
https://youtu.be/q2_I0EGhcB4

I remember seeing another channel as well all about Elevators, Escalators and other mechanical means of ascension. He'd go around finding old models and filming them. Anyone know who I'm talking about?
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collecting marvel legends toys
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>>29604643
your friend's dumb you shouldn't trust her

you're probably dumb too lmao dont worry about it
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>>29604544
i feel like comms is autistic, but a normal chest rig and some boots and a decent rifle are pretty standard

plate carriers and tactical wear that costs hundreds of dollars along with helmets and kneepads and stuff is where I draw the line. also those fucking p* players are autistic.
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>>29604625
How so? You have to remember a fuckton of channels that only an autist could remember unless you wrote them down.
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>>29604625
>>29604563
>>29604566

HAM radio is very popular with young women in 2016.
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>>29604646
>Lilifer

does a worse name exist?
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>>29604686
>women ruining another hobby so they can be "unique"
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>>29602935
I live in Oregon which means it's pretty much worthless to metal detect here because there's never anything of value to find here. I'm seriously jealous of those folks in Europe finding huge hoards of coins or jewelry.

>>29603041
Seems like something rapists do to hone their skills at breaking into homes.

>>29603090
I enjoy it but it's certainly autismo-maximo.

>>29603095
I did stamp collecting for years. Never had anything of huge value, but lots of old shit from the Eastern Bloc with hammers and sickles all over the place. Was fun, wish I'd kept 'em.

>>29603726
Objectively, and kind of war reenactment should be considered autistic, but because it's SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE, it's sort of transcended into a normie hobby.

>>29604444
From the few drummers I know, this is pretty damned autistic.

>>29604563
>>29604566
It's such a niche hobby today, it's almost bordering on hipster. Sorry. Before the internet though, maximum overautism.

For me, amatuer astronomy and remote control airplanes are the top tier of autism. Especially the astronomy.
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>>29604730
her parents are probably satanists that wanted a female spin on lucifer, so they created that abortion of a name

it could be worse I suppose, it coud be Lilisiphus or Lilanthor or something
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>>29604651
I had a ton of the I Love Toy Trains video tapes. Also some other random train videos on VHS. And a shit ton of toy trains from all different gauges. I was a total train autist as a kid. The hobby didn't carry over into adulthood thanfully, but I still have all my toy trains, and a soft spot for the railroad in general.
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>>29604686
The entire premise around it is communicating with others.
Therefore, it is clearly not Autistic.
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>>29603028
F.P.B.P. highly underrated my f a m
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>>29604776
>Seems like something rapists do to hone their skills at breaking into homes.
Or thieves, burglars and robbers
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Train spotters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys7O7SU3YzQ
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>>29603041
>>29603095
>>29603105
>>29605147
Picking a lock is actually hard as fuck and can take tens of minutes even for a professional locksmith. Most of them use bump keys on bigass keyrings instead.
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>>29604677
he's actually not dumb, and he happens to have a lot of friends, so I just sort of trusted his judgment on it considering i seem to scare other people off
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>>29605240
work on your poker face that's all

it doesn't make people like you but it does make them not hate you
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>>29605198
captcha knows
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>>29603105
I hope this has happened.
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faggots who just ~love~ horror movies. nothing screams uninteresting more than those faggots. epic zombie apocalypse fags as well
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>>29604444
Nice quads.

And it's the same with guitar.
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>>29603257
>while saying el o el
Reminder that this is what Stacy is referring to when she says she likes nerds.
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why does every asian kid play piano and tennis?
It's pissing me off, and I'm that kid
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>>29606011
>epic zombie apocalypse fags
Have they not grown out of elementary school?
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Model Railroading.

Pic related: Horst Seehofer, Minister President of Bavaria, impressively displaying his elevated level of autism to reporters.
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>>29604563
>>29604625
this DESU. at least you have to leave your basement to metal detect.

Chess is pretty autistic too. I know lots of spergs who read theory books for hours a day and shitpost on chess IRC and REEEEEEEEEEE when they get btfo in tournaments
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>>29603726
i had a few autistic history teachers for larped civil and mexican war battles
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>>29604790
but it is doing so in an austic outdated way where you will just meet oldfags and survival preppers normies just use kikebook
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>>29603778
She can't think that far ahead.
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>>29603778
>implying she does not live in some meme town 50-60 miles inland
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How autistic is a cubing hobby? (I'm referring to Rubik's Cubes.)

P-plz be gentle ;_;
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>>29606670
>those dildos in the background

hng
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Anime collectors or whatever they're called/ PC Gaymers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESfByqnWGic
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>>29606918
Those aren't dildos. Have you never been in a girl's apartment?
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>>29607189
>Have you never been in a girl's apartment?
Does family count?
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>>29606670
Normies eat that shit up.

>MY COUSIN CAN SOLVE ONE IN 3 MINUTES

Quoth my housemate I want her to die
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Spelling bee contestant
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>>29607218
Mmhmm. For my high school Speech class, we had to do demonstrations, so I chose to do mine on how to solve a Rubik's cube. Afterwards, the chads in class would always bug me to solve it in front of them even though I wasn't even that fast.

It was kind of neat though, because a few stacies were interested enough to learn about cubing and buy their own cubes. It was as if I started some bizzare cubing cult among my guy friends and random stacies.
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This has to be the ultimate autistic hobby:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBgSzC78uSI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIb8wi9tbqg

>elevator fans
lol
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>>29603028
Exactly what I was going to say.
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>>29604358

how long you been keeping that picture for some one to say that?
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>>29607973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puJQ5mIDdAg

lol @ the qt he autistically/creepily follows
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>>29606182
Piano so your parents can impress their friends.
Tennis because it's not that confrontational sport
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Reddit/Tumblr mods and Arch Linux
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I found a community of Japanese Barber pole enthusiasts on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeRJ8o-cZMc

I think this one of these guys home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIzJ071bt0
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Any hobby involving observing or spotting animals.
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Anyone who "reads" "philosophy" is automatically autistic.
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>>29608475
I'm a reddit moderator and I have diagnosed autism, so you right.
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>>29608874
>I'm a reddit moderator

kek
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>>29602935
Reading army books.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
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video games are by far the most autistic hobby
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>>29603741
>not enjoying LARPing
It's fun as fuck. It doesn't even have to be sword and sorcery.
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>>29602935
Lol, my father in law and his work buddies go metal detecting every weekend. He tried to get me into it but eh... its just digging up a bunch of cans and some piece of junk every now and again. The most valuable thing they've found was some coon worth like 5 bucks.
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I can't believe the old standby still hasn't been posted
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>>29603105
god fucking damn it
i actually did that once, only that i didnt know how to pick a lock and looked autistic in front of the whole class inserting a needle into the door lock
>thanks for the fucking memories anon really appreciate it
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>The " shitting on any harmless activities that makes another person happy bc my life is shit" hobby
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>>29611710

Why are you on this board? Why did you enter this thread if you knew one of your hobbies was gonna get made fun of?
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>>29611743
Bc freedom of speech bitch, and btw none of my hobbies were listed
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Itt:
>people make fun of autistic hobbies
>while waiting for their anime to finish downloading.

Hmmmm
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>>29602935
Digital hoarding.

I collect pictures of monsters and fantasy creatures, using specialized tagging software to carefully organize and catalog them by various types and sub-types. I have over 6,000 images in my collection. I don't know why I do this, except I like to look at them and I'm worried they might disappear from the internet one day. Sometimes I also like to imagine I have the ability to make them real and that one day I'll do battle against another person with the same ability. On that day, I will have the largest bestiary at my disposal and I will be triumphant.
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>>29604651
Choo-choo, and that is the truth.

Choo-choo. Choo-choo.

Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo.

Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo. Choo-choo.

I am afraid. That is the truth.

Choo-choo.
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>>29606670
Not autistic at all. I used to cube all of the time when I was in school.
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>>29611860
>it's not autistic because I used to do it

Impeccable logic, friendo.
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>>29611869
It's important to remember that my hobby > your hobby. Because of simultaneity everyone's hobbies can be both autistic and not autistic.
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Eating tendies
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>>29611818
Although naive, your enthusiasm is infectious.
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>>29602935
>HAHAHA look at this guy having fun, enjoying himself and engaging with something interactive, where he goes outdoors for long hours and might find something interesting buried underground every now and then

is making fun of people innocently enjoying themselves normal robot behaviour now? what the shit /r9k/, a few years ago you'd be defending this guy from ridicule
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The ultimate test: could a Chad get away with it? A ripped, tall, tanned with a good job and a good apartment.

Could he get away with running the metal detector for a few hours every sunday? Sure. Playing with a lock pick set? Yes. Model trains? Maybe. Magic? Again maybe. LARPing? I really doubt it. Historic war recreation society? No.
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Being a "magician". Literal autism
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>>29611860
That's mega autistic!
>"Omg here comes the special kid showing off his rubix cube"
>"WHATS CUBEIN LADIES? Check this out *throws cube in air sloving 3 sides* "VOLIA, magic baby"
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>>29612026
>LARPing? I really doubt it. Historic war recreation society? No.
Dude, Chads literally ruined those hobbies for me. Literally. You get all these rich steroid monkeys who can afford the best equipment possible just "weekend warrioring" and fucking our women.
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>Start watching videos of guys opening and eating MREs and old military rations.
>All of them seem like cool guys except they have way too much enthusiasm for the packaging
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Is insect collecting autistic? I used to do it as a kid.
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>>29612231
Why does youtube push stuff like that onto people? I got it recently too.

Seems like a really nice hobby if you're the dude who actually makes the videos and gets free rations, I don't quite understand who would do it without that aspect though.
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>>29602935
i was going to say soap sculpting because it sounds autistic as fuck but then i googled and saw the things they do
so im going to go with the king of autistic hobbys, anime
and maybe lego as long as you dont have 6 million pices for statues
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>>29603726
Well hey, at least the reenactors in your pic aren't obese.
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>>29603726
if you consider the fact that they are all history buffs and they arent just pocking each other with sticks and actually have a barbecue and hang out having fun after then its not so bad
roleplay tho, the guys who dress as wizzards and elves tho
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>>29602935

Stamp collecting and model trains is the purest form of the tism
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>>29611818
>tfw 30gb of kpop idols
JUST
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>>29604651
there was an article of an actual autist who kidnapped a couple trains and a subway and drove them, he spent ten years getting in an out of jail. Poor guy couldnt stop
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Can we give a special shout out to baseball card collecting for managing to simultaneously be entire about sports and also entirely autistic?
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>>29602935
I had a metal detector when I was a boy, and it was for a while a hobby. I wish I still had my metal detector.
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>>29602935
Collecting Lego/Playmobil/childhood toys

yada yada original
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>>29604651
T H I I C C
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>>29609611
>im reading the imperial book
>li-like a lot of you said to me
>go outside and get some sun
>i live in
>i live in sweden so there is not much sun
jesus christ
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>>29612415
How do you feel about the fact that back in the day when nations and communities and person-to-person relations still existed and didn't get hijacked by the nebulous corpgov entities, a guy like that (he pretty much knows more about trains than the people driving them, I know who you're talking about) would find some place in society, if anything, some kind soul would employ him in some train-related capacity where he couldn't do much damage but could contribute with his unique abilities, whereas in this, the worst of all possible worlds, the only message he gets is "fuck you, we don't want to kill you but we don't want you anywhere near the real people (who most likely got their jobs through quotas and political affiliation) so fuck off to jail so no one has to deal with you".
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>>29612432
stamp and coin collecting are worse tho
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Vlogging daily life
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Firearm collection.
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>>29612517
>>29612465
Is collecting snowglobes autistic? I've done it since I was little.
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>>29612497
we are talking about a guy who kidnapped a train, spent a couple years in jail and apparently that wasnt enough to teach him not to do it again to the point he kept kidnapping the god damn train and going to jail.
So honestly i want him as far away from trains as possible. Some people with autism will compulsibly do the same thing over and over no matter what, back in the day he would have gotten some train asistant fake title, stolen the train anyways and the trains where hardred to drive and there was no wikipedia so he would have killed a couple people in an accident and spent the rest of his life in some mental hospital
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>>29603726
I used to do this when I was a teenager. It was actually really fun. Wool vests on 90 degree days will make you wanna kill yourself tho.
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>>29612578
Why did he just...get a job for a train company?
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Finding Bigfoot, Slenderman, supernatural activity, UFO, whatever the fuck
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>>29606069
Guitar players are normies
>>29604444
This. Every single drummer I've known has been full on autismo. It's a requirement.

t. Pro guitar player who has tried to learn drums but isn't autistic enough.
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>>29612596
not that im aware of, it was an old article
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>>29602935
Collecting anime/cartoon/video game related stuff

aka figures, badges, shirt, stickers
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>translating ancient greek texts
>tfw I did that
>tfw I could do that all my life
>tfw it brings me 0 profit and infinite joy
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Meh, my sister* does it. She is weird, but not /r9k/ weird.
Is ok by me.
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Lego sculpture building.
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>>29612893
This reminds me of that 150 page Minecraft building PDF that was floating around at some point before beta
Building something like this, that can actually stand requires bot anatomy and weight knowledge. The guy that made them must know a lot about building
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>>29612893
How's that autistic? Jelly?
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at least autists have hobbies
feels bad
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>>29603105
That only happened in your autistic dreams
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>>29613046
It's not that they don't make neat things, it's just that level of dedication, detail, focus, time commitment, and knowledge of the underlying engineering principles required to build these sort of things is pretty much the definition of autism.
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>>29604684
>i feel like comms is autistic, but a normal chest rig and some boots and a decent rifle are pretty standard
Depends on the size of the field you're playing at, but a radio can be quite useful if more than 3 people on the team have one. They're also great for the game masters since they can communicate effectively.

I use a cheapo chestrig + a cheap german army camo suit because I don't feel like messing up my civilian clothes

>plate carriers and tactical wear that costs hundreds of dollars along with helmets and kneepads and stuff is where I draw the line
I never understood people wearing helmets. Kneepads are actually useful though. Especially if you're playing at a CQB field and need to quickly take a knee. Nothing's worse than quickly kneeling on a floor thats full of bb's. It feels like kneeling on lego.

>those fucking p* players are autistic
They'll get less autistic when the price drops, right?
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>>29604702
>HAM radio is very popular with young women in 2016.
>mostly male dominated hobby
>popular with women
Gee, I wonder why
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>>29613153
so its a teenagers definittion of autism
>hey guys im able to remember the first 12 digits of pi, im so utistic XDXDDXD
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Anything that isn't popular with normalfags
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>>29613153
>and knowledge of the underlying engineering principles required to build these sort of things
You literally import a 3D model into a LEGO building program and it builds the LEGO figure for you and prints out the pieces you need to order to build it.
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>>29604684
Airsoft fag here. I wear a cheap west for easy access to extra mags. Boots to keep feets dry while innawood and full camo uniform so I won't be spotted too easily when i'm not running around like a headless chicken. How autistic am I?
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>>29603370
Yeah, I just graduated my bachelor degree in Ancient History and I landed this job, I am from Italy tho, and here this shit is everywhere, I am going to get my master degree as Archeologist tho, or restoration and conservation, not sure now
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>>29611818
I do the same thing with porn
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>>29613314
Not very. I see players that are a lot more autistic
>expensive tacticool helmets
>uniform costs more than their gun
>unnecessary crap on their vests
>blood type velcro patches

Boots are a good idea because they keep you from damaging your ankles.
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>>29613296
Now maybe but people have been doing this for decades, long before the Internet gave it widespread exposure and made it into a niche artform of sorts. They were to sort of people who carried forward a childhood playtime activity into adulthood to the point of near obsession amassing massive collections of legos, spending significant amounts of money, and dedicating hundreds of hours to craftong intricate structures out of their favorite children's toy.
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>>29602935
Making sonic OC's
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>>29613428
Never understood why some airsoft fags are wearing helmets. It makes it much harder to run with a plastic pot strapped on your head. Not to mention the fucking heat.
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>>29613521
anything sonic tbqh
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>>29613531
I could sorta understand wearing like a skateboarding/rock climbing helmet if you tend to bump your head a lot but everyone always wears shitty plastic replica helmets
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>>29613576
I dunno why but you just made me think of the vid where one kid shoots the other in the ass with an airsoft gun.
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>>29613715
>he buned my patch
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>>29613715
you mean this?

orginallos
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>>29613729
That video is pure magic. He's just so calm. I don't really understand why someone says "We need to call the police". I mean holy fuck. The game was on, a kid got some friendly fire. Sure you might want to force him to sit out a few matches or something but why would one call cops over it?
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Whatever that entire /k/ tacticool le operator mentality is

That whole edgy teenager romanticizing combat and weapons and trying to model themselves on the lifestyle without having to be more than 15 feet from their hentai collection at any time. The whole mentality of the "honor" of war that completely misses the point and is an insult to what veteran's through the years have sacrificed for us.
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>>29608544
fuck off, birds are the shit
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>>29613802
/k/ has a lot of war vets lurking and posting though
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>>29613802
I just detest /k/ because they're just total retards. And I agree that glorifying combat is bad, though I wouldn't say that combat doesn't have honor to it.
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>>29613960
Being a fucking cook doesn't count.
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>>29614014
>"They're all cooks because I said so!"
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>>29602935
shitposting/lurking on /r9k/
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>>29602935

Surprised nobody has posted this
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>>29611818
digital hoarding wont make your room messy like physical hording will
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>>29603041
poor Louis IX
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>>29614316

In my experiences beach metal detector dudes tend to be old retired guys who just do it for fun in the mornings to get some fresh air and add a sense of adventure to their walks.

I'd take them any day over a smug basement dwelling webcomic artist with an unearned sense of superiority over everyone and everything.
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Video games. No fucking doubt
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>>29608874
>reddit moderator
fucking kill yourself asap
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I wish I could all these things.

I wish I were autistic.
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>>29611986
>2016
>Not knowing that normies infested this board for a long time
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>>29603041
What a nigger skill
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>>29603041
>door to supply room was locked at work and the supply manager was out, needed stuff in there ASAP
>boss gets pissed and starts to call a locksmith
>run a credit card along the seam and pop the door open because it was a simple interior lock
>boss is grateful but suspicious of me the rest of the time I was there
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>>29615133
might as well put "stealing bikes" on the list
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>>29611818
Friendly reminder, if you haven't done it recently, back your shit up.
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>>29602935
>posting on comic forums
Especially if there are battles and you argue for your character
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>>29602935
4chan

4chan
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>>29602935
How is metal detecting autistic? Who wouldn't want to find free metal?
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>>29602935

I compulsively collect and curate my digital music collection.

I'm a software engineer so I wrote my own app, for phone and desktop, that will search my collection and ensure that every single track is named, tagged, and organized properly.

This is highly autistic behaviour, mostly because I almost never listen to most of it. I just like having all of it and curating it for whatever reason.
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>lol we should all think an act the same
>but lawl were SO diverse!
Americucks everybody
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>>29603105
>Proceeds to get his ass kicked after class
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Freshie Varsity was pretty retarded
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This thread is making my high school yugioh hobby look a lot less autistic
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>>29616417
Can you share some of it on google drive?

>currently need to improve my taste in music
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>>29608874
>autistic
>reddit moderator
I hope you get banned.
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>>29616503
>stupid normalfag doesn't understand that this thread is self depreciating humor and a majority of us are posting our own hobbies
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>>29616888
>self deprecating
>humor
Pick one or the other unless you are a castrated cuck
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>>29616935
>my hobby is calling people cucks on the internet
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>>29614400

I guess that's not even the way I take that picture.

Perhaps my filename is misleading, but that picture actually gives me the feels quite heavily. Although I'm not metal detector hobbyman, I do understand what it is to have hobbies that others might ridicule you for, and I really hate that, because if somebody enjoys something and its not bothering anyone else, why would you be a dick to them? Its a kind of cruelty I can't quite understand.
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>>29616944
>my hobby is being a cuck
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>>29616888
>lol don't focus on a fixable issue!
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>>29616417
Sounds useful. Is the app open source?
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>>29612053
>be me, junior in high school
>some retarded ass talent show
>freshman weeb fag is a "magician"
>he brings someone from audience
>is this your card
>no
>he says "aw shit" in front of entire school
>tries it again
>says schist
>gets kicked out of talent show
>everyone goes fucking nuts
he is still planning a school shooting to this day.
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>>29604778
Maybe it's a combination of Lilith (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith) and Lucifer.
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>>29603741
desu im glad its seen as autistic, as a failed normie it gives me a great escape from the office that I know for sure no one will ever show up in.
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>>29604776
Holy shit you don't have to reply to every fucking post, your opinion is not that important, I guarantee nobody gives a shit what you think about all those posts.
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>>29612108
>WHATS CUBEIN LADIES?
original kek
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>>29617390
I did tho..
I like reading others opinions on shit.
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>>29617641
Well you're objectively wrong.
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>>29612108
>WHATS CUBEIN LADIES?

+1
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>>29602935
What the fuck did you just say about Metal searching?

Do you even KNOW the fucking hobby?

I let you know, i live in germany and i found several old silver coins necklaces, rings, etc.

The oldest dating back to the year 1000.

It's a thrill, it's like hunting.

Being in the middle of an old forest and suddenly you hear a beep.

You need to find the best locations through studies of old trade paths, battlefields, historic places.

You have to go into the forest allways in mind that not a forester calls the police on you, don't you say shit about my neet hobby, it's the only thing where i never get involved with humans.

It's the best neet hobby, you get money, are are alone, you have fun.

STOP SAYING SHIT ABOUT METAL DETECTING REEEEEEEEEE
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>>29612108
>"WHATS CUBEIN LADIES?
there used to be a kid back when I was in school who always had his rubix cube with him and showed it off to girls.
but man I can't imagine anyone saying that without dying of cringe
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speedrunning
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>>29612108
>WHATS CUBEIN LADIES
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>>29617390
I care anon...your guarantee is worthless, BTFO
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>>29612231
>>29612286

Wow that's weird, I got recommended MRE opening videos recently too, no idea why.

I watched a few, it was strangely interesting. The guy I watched opened WWII/Korean War/Vietnam rations, ate some of it and even smoked the cigs. Must take a cast iron stomach. He actually enjoyed the cigs, I thought those go stale pretty quick.
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>>29617663
Ironically misusing ten cent vocabulary isn't post-irony.

Faggot.
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>>29614204
>they are all badass army officials because they said so!
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>>29613802
>I've been where you are now and I know just how you feel. It's entirely natural that there should beat in the breast of every one of you a hope and desire that some day you can use the skill you have acquired here.
>Suppress it! You don't know the horrible aspects of war. I've been through two wars and I know. I've seen cities and homes in ashes. I've seen thousands of men lying on the ground, their dead faces looking up at the skies. I tell you, war is Hell!
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>>29602935
My brother collects hotel/motel bathroom soaps
He takes a picture, marks the bar with an ID number, records the GPS location, picture of the room door, view from window, room key, outside picture of sign, location, he also keeps the receipt, plus a Google map image of the location
He then puts all the items in a glass covered frame and puts it on his wall
He really doesn't car about where he goes just about getting his mini soap and making his shadowbox
He can't drive, so my Dad drives him to new places
Each location has to be 10 miles in all directions (straight line) from anyplace he has already acquired a soap from
He calls them his "clean" memories
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>>29611660
>>thanks for the fucking memories anon really appreciate it

the ride never ends
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>>29619735
>I watched a few, it was strangely interesting. The guy I watched opened WWII/Korean War/Vietnam rations, ate some of it and even smoked the cigs.
I got those too.
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>>29612578

Books has existed longer than the Internet has. Trains are more complicated now. You're a special kind of retard aren't you?
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>>29602935
>>29603028 this.
At least that guy is outside under the sun, actively doing something.
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>>29611818
r8 my hoard
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>>29622019
there are over 6 million pictures of katy perry?
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>>29622070
robot didn't scan for duplicates. not even close to autistic.
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