Post your dad without actually posting your dad
My dad reminds me a lot of Hank Hill
original boast
my dad looks almost identical to daryl dixon from walking dead
>>29602455
That's actually pretty cool imo
>>29602480
itd be cooler if i didnt end up looking like fucking walt jr from breaking bad instead
>chemistry teacher
>nerdy family guy
>can be a pedantic autist
>wishes he was a hardcore gangster
>>29602498
Walt Jr isn't bad looking.
>>29602498
Ah bad genetics I guess, does your mom have shit genetics? I'm guessing you take after your mom more than your dad?
originalpost123
>>29602530
imagine a more depressed looking version
>>29602552
ye, mom has green eyes so i ended up getting those instead of piercing blue too
p much that's my dude
Minus the child murder
>>29602340
Originalpost456789
Man you guys must have nice dads
>we all must write something original, heh
>>29602639
Having a nicer/laidback version of Hank Hill for a father is pretty nice, I love my dad. Wouldn't trade him for any other dad in the world.
Awww, I made myself emotional.
I am typing text because I cannot post an image without text, therefore I am writing this completely original comment to avoid the misfortune of not being able to share this picture
he's a bummer to be around t b h
>>29602702
Your dad is a Fatalist? That sucks, sorry to hear fampai.
>git me another beer, boy!
I can still hear Pa now yelling at me to git him another beer. He don't drink no more since his new wife helped him "find the lord."
>>29602776
I seriously doubt people have these stereotypical fathers, if so then I feel bad for you. Also your dad should feel bad for being so generic and predictable.
>mfw I heard my mom (who divorced my dad) say my dad had a huge dick and I'm small as fuck
>>29602702
Well no shit. I'm sorry sir
>>29602910
She knows the small dick genes came from her right? That's the catch 22 of genitals.
>>29602340
He does shit with incredible volume. It's hard to explain. Very effective problem solving skills
>>29602943
Yea probably not. She probably blames that on him too
>>29602976
It's more random than other genes like hair or eye color, but in my opinion you never ever insult the junk of a person you actually decided to have sex with. The joke is also on you, I mean come on. I've never been with anyone I felt the need to insult so badly, even if they fucked me over.
>>29602969
But the Engineer in TF2 is so cool though, my favorite class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs
> Loves the movie business
> Wants just a normal family but his family all hates him in their own personnel way.
> breaks down in anger at times.
The resemblances are uncanny. My dad even had some ducks nesting in a small garden bed next to his pool. Other things too, like the way he walks around the house or eats things straight out of the fridge. Plus he's fat and balding, of course. Not Italian though.
He also works in finance and is a pro at tax avoidance which is as mafia as it gets within the confines of the law, I suppose.
Only real difference is he's not outwardly angry or antagonistic like Tony is.
My dad looks like 80s Jean Claude Van Damme.
>>29602553
your dad is a tombstone?
>>29602969
>He does shit with incredible volume
He makes big poops? Am I understanding this correctly?
this is my dad. he is here to ruin the thread
He's a garbage manoriginalioregonamieo post
>>29602340
what why did you post this
>>29603161
Dude you win this thread and life
>>29603515
My dad doesn't hate jews he is a bernout. It would be disingenuous.
But his misdirected italian anger is applicable to this meme
>>29603533
was just trying to bypass the filter, had to post when I saw your pic because I had this one "lying around" lol
except with weed
He's a big, tough, fat, brainless idiot who I barely know.
But I still love him as a dad.
But usually with more clothes.
>>29603722
is this richard dawkins
basically just my dad
Simply can't think of a better example of my father.
My dad's kinda like this faggot. Ded for over 25 years.
Less facial hair.
>>29602340
i can't find a good picture but he's being cucked by a hispanic woman who still hangs out with her ex husband
kinda like this only not rich as fuck
heroes
they take my breath away
>>29603212
He would constantly move his assets around, never getting stuck on 1 thing. He could accept a huge loss and move on very quickly, which tended to pay off for him.
>>29602825
>Stereotypes exist for no reason
My father looks like a cross between William Shatner and Kevin spacey. Except fat, childish, and a dumb hick. Example: "maletosterone." Correct him on anything hell get pissed and do it in the future anyway. His spelling is that of a third grader. He is racist, hates gays depending on his mood, and thinks people are abusing him when he's actually being abusive.I fucking love blog posts
>indiscriminately tough with people
>loyal to his friends, respectful of his enemies
>fair with men, treat women like they deserve
>The Good
>ex-cop
>conservative
>rightuous but not SJW
>Dirty Harry
>Nam veteran, but get along with them (especially women)
>neighborhood wise man>died of cancer
>Gran Torino
>mwf dad is literaly Clint Eastwood in all his best role but better
>mfw his son and posting on /r9k/
feels bad man
MY DAD'S DEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!
