>come from wealthy family
>be white and not a fatass
>got every current gen console as soon as it came out
>kitchen is full of name brand food
>parents buy your clothing from nice department stores
>dad got you a new sports car as your first car
>still never managed to make friends
can fellow richbots relate?
If I was rich, I would be so happy.
>>29602299
your parents buy your clothes for you? lol
and also you seem kind of dumb with little details like "name brand food"
sounds like you got sheltered too heavily now you're socially retarded
>>29602299
can somebody dump a collection of pics like op's? i knew i should of saved them. anyways you seem pretty young op theirs still time for change don't give up hope yet
>>29602664
On mobile, but sure why not?
>>29602664
looking for pics like this?
>>29602983
MUTEmeagain
>>29603016
Thus begins originilaity
>>29603026
Have around ten more to go before I'm all out
>>29603045
Numero Nine
>>29603054
I hope these are what you wanted
>>29603069
Need more origami
>>29603081
Five more left i think
>>29602299
This picture wouldn't be so sad if this guy grew a jawline. The hair is fucking him over. It's making his face and jaw look small. It also makes his whole head look big compared to his shoulders, making them look narrow. He needs to cut that shit off. Is he just self conscious about his ears? Because that hair makes him look like a pubescent teenager.
>>29603096
Scratch that, 1/6
>>29603116
2/6 before the origami
>>29603045
If I had a college class with this person, I would drop it right away.
>tfw looking at these pictures andknowing that feel when only two people celebrated by birthday and I just went back into my room after blowing the candles to browse /r9k/
>>29603127
>>29603132
Good luck finding any classes without one kid like that.
>born in eastern europe
>literally the only reclusive loser here
how the fuck does that happen lol
most people don't know what 4chan is and just use the internet for facebook or selling cars
>>29603150
4/6, some of these pictures bring back memories
>>29603142
Read philosophy and literature in general.
>>29603175
5/6, one last depressing pic left
>>29603132
shut up stacey
orignal
>>29603150
this.... made me sad...
>not origami?
>>29603190
Alright last one, I'm all out.
>>29603142
>birthday is in two weeks
>know that it'll be just like in these pictures, because it always is
>want to ask family to just not acknowledge my birthday to avoid it being a bad day but don't want to draw attention to myself
Be happy you ungrateful prick
Is this a /r9k/ birthday thread?
>>29603069
that's them, thanks anon!
>>29603229
I asked the same thing but they still surprised me.
there's a picture floating around with me staring at the cake and my sister posing next to me.
>>29603275
You guys where missing all the juicy ones!
>knew only child rich kid named Ben
>was relatively popular
>had lots of """friends""" that would take advantage of him
>i would hang out with him
>just wanted to hang out and play vidya or legos or airsoft or something
>i guess i was his only friend who actually wanted to hang out
>he got really clingy and every day with him turned into a sleep over
>one time Ben locked us into a cupboard to prevent my mom from picking me up one morning
>Ben moved further away so i saw him less
>one day he calls me and begs me to attend his birthday
>hugs me when i get there
>all his """friends""" call us gay
>i swear he was almost in tears when i left that day
>that was the last time i saw Ben because my mom wouldn't make the drive to his house ever
But i don't care about his tears, he had every resource at his disposal to be a successful normie. He was loaded, was handsome, /fit/ cuz soccer, and did well at school both socially and academically. It's his fault for not making proper friends.
If you're on this board, Ben Lava, fuck yourself. Your life is a lie.
>>29603330
More sadness coming this way
>>29603229
May not mean shit but happy birthday anon. Have a comfy on me, its the best i can offer
>>29602362
lol i know that was funny thinking poor people don't buy brand name food
>>29603344
S A D P A R T Y
>>29603229
Should've never held birthday parties, fampai. I stopped when I was around 11.
>>29603338
>Someone genuinely cared for you
> "fuck yourself"
Yet more confirmation that robots, regardless of their problems, are best dead
>>29603116
Granddad looks board whilst the uncles are more interested in the latest memes.
Found this one on Facebook.
Do with it as you like.
>>29603383
>tfw family only bought off-brand generic food
TIL: I'm worse than poor
>>29603142
>get called into kitchen after day of nothing
>get sung happy birthday
>blow out candles
>go back into your room and play warband
>>29602299
what do your parents do for a living?
>>29603470
Fuck for got to crop
Ben, I'm the one who let your lizards out just so you know.
>>29603411
>genuinely cared for me
no no no
He was a asshole chad who used me as a emotional tampon. You know the Russ Hannamon character on Silicon Valley? That's what Ben was like.
>>29603396
Well yeah, I also stopped having birthday parties when I was 10 or 11. But my family still buys me a cake and sings happy birthday and it kills me inside
>>29603349
thanks anon, it is meaningful
>>29603096
>>29603116
these kidz are pretty cute, would stuff their boi poochies
>>29603422
junior needs to step it up.
I always wonder how pictures like these end up on 4chan.
My goal in life is to one day have enough friends where attend a party so I can have a birthday cake from Costco
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>>29603545
You know that you can just buy birthday cake whenever you want, right? You're an adult probably. You can do that
>>29603567
That's not the point. At all.
you guys can have one of mine.
>Rich, old money family
>Only child
>Parents sent me to public school for some reason
>So autistic nobody bothered to get to know me well enough to take advantage of me
>Decided to have a birthday party at the fencing studio I went to, they had a birthday musketeers themed thing for kids, thought classmates would like playing with swords
>Handed out invitations
>Saw most of them in the trash
>One girl handed her invitation back and told me nobody wanted to come to my stupid birthday party
>Made up bullshit excuse for why I wanted to cancel the party
>Parents still looked at me with pity
>>29603567
You know adults don't buy cakes to eat by themselves, right?
>come from upper middle class (wouldn't say wealthy quite) white family
>was good at and played sports until high school
>had vacations every year of schooling
>had good school opportunities with advanced/AP classes, smart asian classmates, etc
>mother paid for entire college education (i worked part time job final 3 years to pay everything except tuition) so i have no debt
>father left me investment portfolio worth $60,000 when i turned 21
however
>only child (and people say it explains everything about how i am)
>friendless since middle school
>24 year old kissless virgin shut-in
>grow up short and emaciated because mother preferred to have me eat less so there were leftovers so she wouldn't have to cook than for me to eat until i was full
>parents and i have very dysfunctional relationship, basically always fighting or ignoring each other (i talk to my mom a little bit, but basically not to my dad at all) even though i live at home
>don't think i've ever had a real deep conversation with my parents
>parents never taught me anything really, had to learn everything on my own
Basically besides financial support, my parents were almost like absentee parents
>>29603863
Do you work now? live on your own?
>>29603773
I do... Oh shit, is that not right?
>>29603954
i live at home with them, still shut in. i work a shit paying, no responsibility, boring as fuck job even as a college graduate because as i struggled through depression and misery through college being alone, i didn't really get grades good enough to go to the grad school i planned on, so im basically scared to do something lesser because it will cement my loserness even more and given i've left school, i know my lfie is over
>>29604046
i was like that... poor grades and all. I dedicated my time to studying for the GMAT alone in my room or at the library. Turns out, schools don't really care about your GPA if you get a really high score.
>>29603489
How was he an asshole Chad? Retard. Someone actually cared about you. Stop trying so hard to be edgy.
>>29604280
shut up, Ben
>>29604318
I knew someone was going to reply to me with this. This place is becoming more like reddit every day.
>>29604341
You would think that, wouldn't you, Ben? You belong of Reddit.
>>29604405
lronic shitposting is still shitposting, reddit.
>>29603863
>my parents fought
>i dont talk to them a lot
>they support my robot lifestyle without dragging me into deep conversations
>they didnt teach me anything becayse they had faith that all the schooling and portfolio money meant i could be my own man
eat a brick you sorry motherfucker
>>29602299
would you wife a depressed NEETgirl and finance her lifestyle if she just wanted to stay home and play vidya, consume media, and cuddle/fuck, but is probably boring and stupid but loyal.
>>29604503
depends
1. Is she a fattie?
2. Would she swallow/let me cum on her face as much as I want?
>>29604546
>>29604503
Oh shit business being done
>>29604546
1-no she stays in shape, likes to lift, but also likes to cook eat. maybe borderline overweight, but not a fatty or even chubby, just moderately doughy if that
2- >implying she wouldn't hope for such things and more
>>29603132
Could you elaborate pleaseplease respond
notice how all these pics are males.
>no one cares about male's feelings
>>29603157
I'm sure you have it easier, socially, than in the west. Slavic guys are bro-tier and Slavic women, well, they're the nicest and best looking in the world.
>>29604628
I'd be cool with it as long as she is up for being completely and utterly sexually degraded on a regular basis. I'd have to be able to treat her as a worthless little whore use all her and her holes like my personal cumslut. All while she calls me sir.
But yeah... I'd give her wifedom, food, shelter, and a comfy media consuming room.
>>29603016
at least he has cat-bro
