ITT: we discuss people who were responsible for our sexual awakenings
>Be 5th grade me
>In parents bed by myself watching a movie
>Watching space jam for the first time
>See Lola Bunny for the first time
>Shaking her tail and whatnot
>Feeling the rush to gush for the first time
>ohshit.jpeg
>Start to rub my pee-pee
>feelsgoodman
>Cum fucking buckets
>Leave cum on bed don't give a fuck
>Parents never noticed, slept one my jizz for several weeks
>To this day Lola bunny makes me hard as a rock
>be in the 5th grade at the time
>have a pool
>sister is four years older than me
>she brings her friends over all the time
>qt 14 yo girl in a string bikini comes over
>always climbing in and out of the pool sticking her ass out
>playing volleyball, her firm, new tits bounce around everywhere
>hard as wolverine's god damn skeleton
>run inside confused and embarrassed
>go to bathroom
>see her panties laying at the top of her bag
>take them out
>play with them a little bit
>dick literally hurting it's so hard
>start lightly rubbing my penis
>hold panties up to my face
>staring at them and jacking off
>wrap them around my penis
>blast cum everywhere
>somehow magically none gets on the panties
>clean up the cum in a panic and go back outside
>>29602283
>blast cum everywhere
>somehow magically none gets on the panties
You got lucky m8. I did the same thing except they *did* get on the panties, and my sister ended up having a retarded inbred baby nine months later.
>>29602427
Underrated kek
Oregano
>>29602427
>I did the same thing except they *did* get on the panties, and my sister ended up having a retarded inbred baby nine months later.
Did she put them on literally seconds after you did so? If not you're bullshitting or just joking around in which case it wasn't a very good one
>>29602592
how can it be underrated if no one has even replied yet except you
>by in middle school, maybe 7th
>no friends, nerdy awkward lump
>family of morons who love sports
>even my mother couldn't find a good word for me
>see someone nice on tv
>fantasize about him being nice to me
>tfw Mr.Rogers made me feel all tingly
>hump my pillow listening to him sing and say sweet things
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nBGKDNALEt
>>29602636
MY FUCKING SIDES NIGGA
YOU NEED SOME THERAPY
>strip all dolls naked
>switch barbie and aladdin's heads
>all dolls part of a weird harem
>masturbate constantly from age 5 to 16
>get caught looking/drawing gay porn in middle school
>see girl, think its guy, say they're hot in front of parents and they nonchalantly mention it's not a guy, they sound bored
>be utterly disgusted with humanity by age 20
>>29602611
Holy fuck is it ever summer
GTFO underaged
>>29602688
dude I came to that song so many time
I AM AWAREglad you appreciate the funny though
I forget.
My mind is gone for the most part, I started forgetting my life at one point.
I remember playing with myself one night and I came on a blanket and I got scared and didn't know what was happening.
>>29602703
yeah good joke man
There was this Spanish channel called "MunDos" and late at night they had comedy shows featuring women with humongous titties flopping wonderfully, with naught but pasties censoring them.
E! had a show called "Wild on E!" with occasional blurred nudity.
And did you know that NYC public access TV allows strip club videos? That shit is still hot as fuck. Maybe it's the smooth framerate.
>>29602427
something tells me anon isn't bullshitting us this time
>>29602746
Had this one channel called MegaPlex or CinePlex or something when I was 9. Was basic cable.
Would play the strangest foreign movies, softcore porn, anime, hentai. Whatever. Lotsa titties, cartoon and otherwise.
>>29602692
>they nonchalantly mention it's not a guy,
LMAO did your family think you were gay from the start?
I don't know, but I masturbated ridiculously loud for years before someone was kind enough to drop a hint.
>>29602636
Is that you singing? Are you a trap?
>be me maybe ten years old
>watching a Canadian lesbians at boarding school movie
> Mischa Barton watches Jessica Pare and some dude fuck against a tree
>Mischa describes her pussy pumping as she watches them
>oh fuck my pussy's doing that
>rub one out watching Mischa watch Jessica Pare get fucked
>mom can I go to boarding school
>please mom
>rub my clit literally every day after that, when I was a kid all night constantly
I'm 24
>>29603490
Female sexuality kills the thread every time.
My friend just showed me some lesbian jail porn when I was 12 but I didn't rub on your while he was around. Found a joi video cuz I never fapped before, then I started liking those a lot.
>tfw remembering the days of early masturbation
>"Gee whiz this feels so good that I'm going to do it for 3 hours straight, never taking my hand off my battered and bruised cock for even a second" -Me
>going to the bathroom for 40 minutes, parents know exactly why I'm in there and give me looks
>tfw watching porn on the family computer in the same fucking room as my parents
>tfw semen stains on blankets, on the carpet, on the wall
>tfw constant stench of cum
>tfwThe only thing that's changed from then to now is that now I have easier access to all the porn I want and enough privacy to masturbate literally all day
Disgusting
>>29602198
Perla Palamo.
She was ridiculously cute. She was Mexican but had pale skin and looked Asian. Long straight black hair, super cute. Mmph.
