>alexander the great won his first military battle at age 18
>tfw you're in your late 20s and can't even get a gf
You have more to work up to when only 30% of the world is known, you are the only motherfucker who's allowed to have a frozen drink and you're expected to die at 45.
He also fucking died before he got to thirty, the pussy.
>tfw literally the same age as people claim Jesus was when he was crucified.
>Was handed father's vast and highly trained army and already expansive empire
>Has corpse stolen during infighting after his death
> Surrounded himself with snakes, got bit
Alexander the Great was also tutored by Aristotle, we don't really have people like that in our day and age anymore. The equivalent would be you being tutored by some of finest people in their respective fields, whoever those people may be. It would be like Gordon Ramsey being your private Cooking instructor, or some of the top physicist, philosophers, historians, mathematicians, etc. They'd all be your private instructors and cultivate you into a superior being, Aristotle was a great teacher and a great individual so you can't just feel that Alexander the Great did everything on his own merit.
