Once, I had a girlfriend. But she seemed to think she was more important than the Internet and video games, so I broke it off. Women are dumb.
true that brotha
I learned you can actually get dick cancer and hope it happens to you opee, then you can browse the internet all you like anyway and get rid of vestigial parts.
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I have already given up on physical desires. I am enlightened.
mine broke up with me because my penis was too long for her
>Women are dumb
seems that way