*steps into your path*
heh, looks like we got ourselves an amateur here.....this is going to be fun......
Wellll, ok then, Mr. .... aahhhhh...
*looks down at clipboard*
Johnson is it? Welcome, and thank you for application to our little McDonalds store! Now, if you'll just follow me, we can get started on the interview process!
Ooo, so it looks like you're in Grade 11, young man! Good for you! So why are you looking for work?
>>29600626
*closes eyes and folds hands*
Well, are you just gonna take the easy way out and cut me with that sword? Or can you be a man and fight me in hand to hand combat?!
*gets into fighting pose*
I've been training a long time for this, and I'm going to enjoy this fight more than I should. Bring it on, kid!
>>29601149
Oooo, now, young man, why don't you take a seat. This is not a group interview!
But, we'll get to you too soon! Way to go being so eager, though, at McDicks we certainly appreciate hardworking young people.
>I draw my bastard sword
Heh... a bastard sword... for a bastard boy.
>You raise your nodachi above your head and run at me, screaming
>I block your downwards cut and redirect your blade to the ground
>I draw my rondel dagger with my off hand and stab you in the throat
>You drop your nodachi and clasp desperately at your throat
>Blood runs over your hands in a scarlet deluge
Don't worry, bastard... I said my sword was for you, right?
>I thrust my sword through your heart and out your back, and then swiftly draw it out and slice your head off
