>hungry
>mummy is having guests in the kitchen
>will be forced to interact with 40-50 year old women if i try and get food
what do?
Intermittent fasting is good for you.
That's what I tell myself when stuff like that happens.
>>29598995
sneak out the window and walk to a taco bell
>>29598995
call your mum from the kitchen to bring you food, it's what i do when im in that situation
>>29598995
bang on the wall and demand mommy make you tendies duh
>>29598995
>>29599012
>>29599023
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>>29599050
Christ, you manchildren are pathetic
>>29598995
>will be forced to interact with 40-50 year old women if i try and get food
Seduce them
Fuck them
Even your mum
>>29599075
This.
40-50 yo women don't get the D much, they need some loving too.
>>29599084
They've had their share of the cock carousel
>>29599064
I THINK I HEARD THEM SAY MY NAME.
I closed my lights but I think they know I'm awake.
They probably hear me typing...
>>29599064
normie has been spotted
>>29599084
Women reach their sexual peak in their 40s, if you walk out with a boner they won't be able to resist for sure.
I think i hear the clatter of silverware and plates.
I think mummy may be bringing me my tendies
>>29599097
So? The ride is slowly down for them, they need the boost of confidence and you need to lose your virginity. I'm sure they shower and dead cells are always replacing themselves so it's not as though you are touching the same skin from the other cocks.
Stop being a faggot, go, say hi, grab some food and leave. That simple you fucking cunt.
>>29598995
I'd stealthily exit the house and drive to a tendievendor then just chill in my car listening to shitty cds till the sun set.
Maybe some shitposting on the side.
>>29599102
they are probably talking about how you never leave your room. now you really cant leave
>>29599102
>I closed my lights
>>29598995
You're stuck anon, you're gonna have to drink your own cum.
>>29599050
>BITCH YOU MAKE MY TENDIES OR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29598995
Be a real alpha, walk in nude and maintain eye contact the entire time.
Do you guys think if i run down the stairs screaming that it'll scare them into submission so i have time to grab food and run?
>>29599143
Some people can't do things that casually. I wouldn't expect you to understand, Norman.
>>29599253
then do it spergily you fucking sperg. It's like you hate food or something.
>>29599023
Thread ronaldo
>>29598995
Literally just bee yourself and get food.
>>29598995
You're obviously not that hungry if you can't just just quickly walk down to kitchen say hi and grab some food.
