What kind of boss fight would you be?
>>29598585
>1. Pre battle quote
"Please kill me"
>2. Fight location
My room
>3. Fight theme
Kom Susser Todd
>4. Unique fight mechanic
None, I am not unique
>5. Your rare drop
Depression
>>29598585
>1. Pre battle quote
"OP is a fag"
>2. Fight location
OP's mom's vagina
>3. Fight theme
I fucked you're mom.mp3
>4. Unique fight mechanic
Shitposting battle
>5. Your rare drop
Broken dub-getter
>>29598833
Not so broken it seems.
>>29598585
1. "Please be my gf. I don't care if you're a guy."
2. Online
3. The Fray - You Found Me
4. Bargaining
5. A loser
>"But it was me dio.....NOT!"
>a library lit by the warm evening sunlight
>some minimal techno
>can be only hurt with a spear (common item at the beginning of the game but wears down and can't be obtained later if you aren't careful)
>donut steel
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>>29598906
>can be only hurt with a spear (common item at the beginning of the game but wears down and can't be obtained later if you aren't careful)
So you can literally get stuck. I hope you never become a game designer.
>>29598934
nothing personal kid....duh that's what I meant
>>29598585
>1. Pre battle quote
"If you don't kill me, I'll kill myself!"
>2. Fight location
my room obviously
>3. Fight theme
Johnny Mandel - Suicide Is Painless
>4. Unique fight mechanic
Induce Depression (stun attack)
>5. Your rare drop
hard drive full of hentai
>>29598585
>1. Pre battle quote
"I'm future you, if you kill me, you'll become me and everything will continue. You cannot break what's unbreakable"
>2. Fight location
The roof of abandoned factory, with nukes going off in horizon
>3. Fight theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyZQUEMZlCU
>4. Unique fight mechanic
3 stages, 2 hits and death.
>5. Your rare drop
A ticket for alternative ending
>Pre battle quote
Good goy, all according to keikaku
>Fight location
Wall Street
>Fight theme
Faith Is For the Transient People
>Unique fight mechanic
Only way to defeat me is to shove me in an oven
>Your rare drop
6 million shekels
>"You're not getting anywhere."
>in the middle of a parking lot
>https://youtu.be/1ErwgLxBNL0
>I can heal myself and lower the party's stats with my stench
>a bone
1. "My life sucks because every guy except Chad pays attention to me :'("
2. Hugbox safespace
3. Anna Wise - BitchSlut
4. The longer the fight goes on, the more happiness and money I drain and the more orbiters I gain
5. Divorce papers: Double-click to use - Lose child custody and you have to give up half of your paycheck every month.
1. "Are you calling me a manbaby? Choose your next words carefully."
2. /r9k/
3. Undertale - Megalovania
4. I float in the air with my eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from my palms.
5. A good thread
>>29598585
1. "Regardless of which of us die here, the world will be better off"
2. Big ass fancy executive board room
3. Tempus fugit by Yes
4. Sperg burst ability
5. An ounce of weed and a backpack full of doujinshi and hand lotion
>>29599098
>>Pre battle quote
It's time to shitpost in 3D!
>>Fight location
Your room
>>Fight themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3yXlomPCmU
>>Unique fight mechanic
Every time you say something or try to retaliate, I gain health. The only way to beat me is by ignoring my shitposts
>>Your rare drop
The genie of dubs comes out and grants you 3 wishes upon defeat.
>"Alluh Akbar!"
>Boston Marathon
>Pipeflute music
>Can self destruct at any point in fight killing those nearby
>Legendary dagger said to have been once used to penetrate Ghadaffi's anus
These are all great ITT
>1. Pre battle quote
You won't leave here alive, faggot!
Fight me you motherfucker
>2. Fight Location
La pescaderia's basemen
3. Fight Theme
Franz Liszt's piano sonata in B minor prestissimo section or mephisto waltz or totentanz
4. Unique fight mechanic
I have special meme maggick to teleport behing you and roast your ass in a stream of arcane fire
5. Your rare drop
My porn folder, 6 dollars and a book explaining how to use MUH KOOL MAGGICK!!!
1. I'll show you who's boss of this gym.
2. Locker room, two blocks down from the leather club.
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDJTWBZXUp0
4. If you fall victim to my grapple attack then you're guaranteed to sustain a crit and be stunned.
5. Gym bag. A nice 18 slot bag.
>>29598585
>1. Pre battle quote
"FI FIGH FO FUM I SMELL SOME NORMALFAG SCUM"
>2. Fight location
Mommy basement
>3.Fight theme
Naruto OST
>4.Unique aura that drains GBP if i get 20 i heal from tendies
>5. My rare pepe collection and a loli
>>29598585
>Pre battle quote
Nothing.
>Fight location
A completely dark, abyss-like arena, where only I and my opponent are visible.
>Fight theme
Aldia's theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub-bg-rmEF4
>Unique fight mechanic
I'd adapt to what the "player" is doing, using "dark" versions of whatever spells/talents etc. is being used against me.
>Your rare drop
A piece of some really difficult to solve puzzle.
>>29598723
Put my sides in orbit faster than the Ruskies
>1.Pre battle quote.
"Reactor Online.
Sensors Online.
Weapons Online.
All Systems Nominal."
>2. Fight Location
Desert battlefield, lots of debris and scrap metal
>3.Fight Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVS_IhkOj50
>4.Unique fight mechanic
Mech Vampirism.
when I get close I can steal other mechs suit energy with wires that can shoot out to latch onto the mech
>5. Your rare drop
Ion blaster
Quote: There is no way you are actually going to catch me manlet
Location: Grand Arena where all the people you have encountered in life are going to watch.
Theme: Entry of the Gladiators and Danse Macabre
Mechanic: Annoyingly Dodgy and Constantly doing acrobatics. I am holding a cattle prod and a tazer, constantly harassing and poking until I break you mentally from the stress of being prodded and tased
Rare Drop: A coupon for unlimited Tendies in the place of your choice. (That is if you can even get out of the dungeon to cash it)
>1. Pre battle quote
"i dont really wanna fight, but i guess that won't stop you from giving me a hard time anyway, right?"
>2. Fight location
empty nightclub
>3. Fight theme
https://youtu.be/DHy0kK9POFM
>4. Unique fight mechanic
occasionally i take out black and white prints of minion memes, pausing the battle for a turn
>5. Your rare drop
moonshine
1. Pshhh nothin personnel... kid
2. Final Destination
3. CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN
4. *teleports behind you* *stabs you with ten-thousand times folded nipponese blade washing pole length*
5. My fedora, of course.
1. "This world in here... it never really stopped turning, did it? Ah well, my time is up soon, or yours will be if I live. Do what you must. I'm sorry it had to be this way, but we'll meet again on the other side of the veil."
2. An astral plane within the depths of your own mind.
3. Minor keyed version of Shinichi Osawa's "Star Guitar"
4. There's no health or magic bar, just something called "spirit." While the spirit bar isn't empty, I take no damage, but every attack drains a little of the spirit bar. When it's empty, the empty bar glows red and I go in rage mode. During this period, attacks for me are free of cost and deal double damage, but any damage I take reduces the max amount my spirit bar can fill. Spirit bar refills over a few turns, giving the player a chance to deal damage. Once it's filled back up, rince and repeat.
5. You wake up from battle with a new ability, one I frequently used in the fight: "Spirit Blade," an attack that deals strong physical damage, at the cost of your health. If this attack drains the last of your health, you don't die, but "fade," meaning you'll still live if your team wins the fight.
>>29598585
>pre battle
AAAAAAAAAAAUHHGGGGG
>location
a stuffy hotel lobby
>theme
turbo killer
>Fight mechanic
the only way you can win is by romancing me and then committing double suicide
>rare drop
N/A
