time for a drinking and vocaroo thread
post your poison or your vocaroos
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0toZkVB59j6
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0toZkVB59j6
that shit's gonna be haunting in two years after the cirrhosis gets you.
>>29597104
is that you in the OP pic
>>29597139
it takes longer then 2 years you know that right? I have liver disease it took 13 years drinking everyday, for some it takes 20-30 years.
>>>/soc/
[2nd]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xDCsxxlmfQ
I bookmarked this vocaroo being I'm a giant lala faggot.
>>29597139
>>29597164
given how my stomach was already fucked before I started drinking heavily, I'll probably die of some kind of digestive system cancer long before cirrhosis kicks in
>>29597164
how much did you drink a day? I don't drink everyday but I drink alot on my days off
>>29597104
I wish you wouldn't drink so much you'll ruin your nice hair.
>>29597104
Shit, you look worse every thread. Go get some help, for fuck sake
>>29597210
about 450ml of hard liquor
>>29597375
it was already getting ruined by my laziness and shit genes
>>29597104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PG4fyM55Tf
Go back to trainposting.
>>29597104
What do you do all day desu
>>29597104
we got that roastie the other night, btw
>>29597705
awesome, I hope she faces the consequences of her actions
>>29597686
get wasted mostly
>>29597644
no u
thread revive time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PfmyrT8oVI
>too hungover to drink again for a little while
DUDE getting wasted lmao xD
>>29598272
you're from disgusting california, you don't deserve any more responses then what is given to you right now. you're filth. enjoy your drink, now
>>29598522
like your state is better
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vXnQ3bGp1z
>>29598612
>tfw truly superior state
Commiefornians stay out
got this bad boy here : )
>>29598730
but without CA migrants, your state would be mostly irrelevant
>>29598733
are you really the real lou?
>>29598770
What part of California are you from? I don't want to stalk you but I got to know what part you live in. I live in Southern California but I want to get the hell out.
>>29598830
He lives in this apartment building.
>>29598852
Too fucking far to stalk him, I'm all the way down in North San Diego county. Never mind sampson.
>>29597104
you seem like such a whiny little bitch honestly, but for some reason I enjoy your threads.
Currently drinking Bitburger and cheap vodka.
>>29598884
because my threads are awesome
>>29598830
east sf bay area, far north of you. sorry
>>29598940
>east sf bay area, far north of you. sorry
Yeah it would have been cool I think. Has anyone from here ever visited you before?
>>29599223
not at my house. I've met up with some people from this board, mostly guys though, and we would just get drunk/high
>>29597705
>>29597764
What is this about? What happened?
some czech spirit, I can't sing btw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IyjRL7NYne
>>29599257
Yeah that sounds like fun. I don't know why my parents decided to move down here dragging me along with them. People with white skin are fools to live in a desert like this, just asking for skin cancer. Then I have to worry about la raza having a problem with my white skin. They are going to have their socialist revolution and kill me in the process. Got to get out of here as soon as I can.
>>29598730
>superior state
>no qt traps or femboys
>only faggot Boulder hipsters
>hiking chads/stacies
>downtown normies
>and fedora tipping card shop regulars
No this place is shit I'm moving to California or New York when I get the money
>>29599440
Don't move to California the Mexicans are starting to get ornery, you are not going to want to live in Southern California at least.
>>29599440
I just want a qt, anon Ill deal with my hatred of heat, humidity, and people for one
sampson needs to go onto the other sampson thread on this board, there are people wanting to be his mommy gf which he should address.
>>29597104
Jager spice+becherovka+ketel one+ice tea+apple juice+lemonade+PBR+ gatorade in a 5 gallon drum.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19VfIrgb6I2
ree
>>29599621
well shit i cant fix that in my current condition can i
fuck it
>>29599621
>becherovka
same thing I'm drinking m8 good choice
>le drinking man xD
i know you think everyone out there are raging alcoholics but some of us are actually good with 1 beer a week
>>29599712
>27 bucks a bottle
I feel kinda bad when I steal it from my parents.
It completely cures stomach sickness though. After drinking for a whole night, a few shots of that will get you drunker but less likely to puke
>>29599830
costs around ten euros here, but this bottle I'm drinking was a gift from myex gfit's very sweet but not too much, could drink a bottle in one night with no regrets tbf
>>29599830
>It completely cures stomach sickness though
So why don't you just ask your parents for your medicine?
>>29599866
Im in america so its gotta be imported.
$6 vodkas are good and all, but theres something about a bit of becherovka that makes it great
>>29599888
Because its expensive and gets you fucked up.
I just get drunk on something else and then swithc over after I kill a bottle of vodka
>>29599891
I think it's the cinnamon
>>29599966
its the herbs man. I dont know of anything besides absinthe with this many additives.
By the way, whats a good place to get absinthe at?
This is what 54m50n does all day.
>>29600033
>Social outcasts come to 4chan so they can be anons and not deal with favoritism and populariey contests.
>Normies come to r9k, make tripcodes and show their faces in chatrooms
Were all the same huh
>>29600170
but everyone seeks attention in some way
denying it just makes you a hypocritical faggot
>>29600015
I'm sure there are local absinthe brewers in your state, better that than amazon tbf
>>29600219
there are varying grades of attention seeking
posting about an interesting topic or event: attention seeking
being you: attention whoring
do you see where the line is here
>>29597104
Well, it's rum for me tonight, just the same as every night. I prefer scotch, but I'm cursed with celiac. So rum will have to do. Because, let's be honest. We're not drinking for fun or pleasure; anesthetizing ourselves is the top priority here.
>>29598852
Interesting. So you live in Albany, Samson? So do I. Not the same Albany, however, My Albany is the home of the Jungle Junkies and the OGK (Original Gangsta Killers or, if you're old school, the Orange Gambino Killers).
It's funny, Samson. Someone once said I looked like an older version of you.
I don't think that's the case. But if there's even a tiny hint of truth to that, I fully understand why you drink. Nature made us monsters, after all. Liquor is her tiny compensation.
>>29600219
Yeah, but the attention is drawn to the way I talk or the things Ive done, not my fucking face
>>29600337
What kind of fucking person talks like that?
>>29600033
Check out these trips and dubs. We are attention whores.
Attention whores 4ever
>>29600279
nah, you're just drawing an arbitrary line so you can justify your false sense of superiority
>>29600337
yep. I think I've been to your albany, the motels there suck
>>29599282
some roastie bashed up an autistic kid for no reason then walked off like she was hot shit
we found out who she was and reported her to the police department.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=395_1467018662
>>29597410
He was not talking to you, you fucking faker. Also 450ml of hard liquor is jack shit and we all know you don't drink everyday, your not even addicted. You come here as a social event to add people to your skype. We know who you fucking are you fucking stupid kid.
>>29600555
lol ok mr tough man
come to my house and let's see how tough you are
>>29600547
>tfw we initially suspected the wrong Mya
I feel kinda bad about that t b h
>>29600502
>What kind of fucking person talks like that?
Not a single one. But I'm not talking now, am I?
>>29600537
>yep. I think I've been to your albany, the motels there suck
I have no doubt.
>>29600803
the clerk was behind bullet proof glass, floors and ceilings sagging, and it smelled like someone was growing weed in one of the rooms
>>29600033
>tfw can't show Samson my cleavage on Skype
>>29600865
why not? I'm all for viewing cleavage
>>29600852
That sounds about right, actually. I'm sure Assemblymen and Senators would find themselves in far nicer hotels. Of course,neither of us are Assemblymen or Senators.
As strange as it is, I love my sad little city. The little gangs with their absurd names who kill each other for the sake of a couple of blocks, the small-change thugs who snipe at each other at night and sleep in their mother's basements during the day. What can I say? It's charming. Sure, it's an acquired taste, but so is the taste for hard liquor. One does what little one can with what little one is given.
>>29600981
But I'm not white so I can't
>>29601119
exactly. despair breeds despair, and it makes the world go round
>>29601340
>exactly. despair breeds despair, and it makes the world go round
Well, I would suggest that it isn't despair that makes the world go around; rather, despair is simply the world going around. Misery is the river of the world, and so on.
I love the innocent little thugs that kill each other in my less-than-innocent little city. They get drunk because it's fun; we drink because fun is impossible for men like us.
Well, impossible for men like me. When all is said and done, women are still willing to show their cleavage to you on Skype. Be grateful for what you have. Take it from someone who knows all too well that it's entirely possible to have infinitely less.
>>29601310
as long as you're not a Jew or a Muslim, I want to see your tits
>>29601581
true. I do have more than most, and sometimes I'm not too depressed to appreciate it
>>29601694
>true. I do have more than most, and sometimes I'm not too depressed to appreciate it
And the moment you recognize this is the moment you should put down the bottle. Really, it's something of a moral obligation. A thing like me drinks because that is the best he can hope for. A thing like me understands he will never be human, and acts accordingly.
However, a man like you drinks because he is terrified by his own humanity. Sure, humanity brings with it both pleasure and pain. The difference between men and monsters is that for men the inevitability of the latter is justified by the possibility of the former.
Do you really want to end up as something like me? You have some route of escape. I strongly suggest you pursue it.
And if you don't, well, I suppose you won't be alone. There will always be some of us down here in Hell. Thing of it is, you'd be surprised how few.
>>29602267
my life has been a constant decline for the most part, I've been doomed to become like you since I was 10. it's easier to fall from grace than to gain or retain it
>>29602975
>I've been doomed to become like you since I was 10
And I've been doomed to become like me since I first drew breath. Those ten years give you something of an advantage, don't you think?
>it's easier to fall from grace than to gain or retain it
It's possible to fall from grace, to be sure. And it may be difficult to retain grace. I can't speak to that myself. I never had any grace to begin with.
However, retaining grace is infinitely more likely than gaining it, no? And although I imagine falling is painful, it does offer one small consolation: it provides the hope that one can rise again. A devil may bemoan his damnation, remembering the heartbeat of God he's become estranged from. A monster doesn't have that luxury; he never heard that heartbeat in the first place. A devil was cast into Hell, a monster was born in it.
So, if you choose Hell, who am I to argue? But never lose sight of the fact that you've damned yourself. It wasn't God, it wasn't Nature. Nature reserves damnation for things like me, she feels no compulsion to condemn men like you. If you find yourself in Hell, it's of your own volition.
Not that you won't be welcomed. Hell is a lonely place, and we like whatever company we can get. But never lose sight of the fact that for men like you, Hell is merely Purgatory. And monsters like me consider devils like you to be nothing more than tourists.
After all, you were angels once.
I'm not drunk on alcohol but 2m2b instead. It's like alcohol but I don't feel like I'm an idiot and stumble all over the place. It's amazing. Plus, it lasts longer and I won't transition over to the bad side with the room spinning all around me and vomit going everywhere.
