>*unsheaths katana*
>You're days are numbered kiddo
What do?
>>29597004
Stomp his skull in half.
*shoots my load*
looks like you're in a sticky situation nigger
Grab the handle and twist it backwards so I slice the little cunts mouth.
>>29597004
Run from bird
*...heh*
*turns head so you can see my red, glowing pupils*
>*blocks your path*
Heh... You're gonna nowhere birdo...
holy shit a talking bird
>>29597004
"Heh."
*eyes turn completely black*
"Tell me something I don't know."
*dark energy pools around my feet*
"I know I am destined to meet a tragic fate."
*dark energy pools around bird*
"But not..."
*an electric charge seems to fill the air*
"BY YOUR HAND!"
*bird shrieks and tries to take flight but is pulled down into the netherworld by inky black tentacles*
"Heh"
*energy pool dissipates*
"Looks like..."
*turns around and begins walking away*
"He didn't fly so well."
*a single black feather lazily drifts down and comes to a rest on the ground*
GEKKOUGA! MIZU SHURIKEN!
>>29598477
Jesus is that a pokemon?
What the fuck happened to the designs
>>29599384
That's what happens when you're forced to come up with new, original ideas over and over again--you either start recycling shit and piss off weebs, or you start making them so outlandish it becomes an inane parody.