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Which one would you choose, robots?Where my XM bros at
>>29595898
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>>29595898
XM disciple here. My comrade, we must use our power to understand the true reason behind this world.
Amlia masterrace reporting in
>>29595962
(You) mad hes stealing your (You)s?
>>29595962
Yeah I should've mentioned I'm not the OP from last thread, sorry.
>>29595991
I guess that's a noble pursuit. I was mainly planning on chilling, travelling the world and slaughtering Quetcucks with the help of Ersubros, though.
>>29595898
>>29595962
>tfw OP from the first thread kept promising he would make a new one as soon as the older one died
>tfw that shit lasted over 24h and had 450 replies
>tfw it finally dies
>tfw some other anon recreates it before the last OP
And I choose Amlia btw
>>29595898
Also, contributing.
Oregon State.
>>29596165
We're posting other CYOAs now?
All of mine are too fucking large to post.
Quetfag here.
Y'all better sleep with one eye open.
>>29596100
Started another thread because I'm a salty butthurt piece of failure, even though this one seems nice. Your choice.tfw not enough (you)s
>>29596230
are you retarded? there's a thread right here
>>29596230
>because I'm a salty butthurt piece of failure
at least youre self-aware, faggot
>>29595898
Cos I'm all for comfy, like last time I go for Amilia. Ersu is comfy also but
>no material possessions
>having to fight
Pocket dimension is too cozy to pass up.
>>29596230
Holy fuck anon that's some serious salt, is it >>29596032?
We still have /tg/ so I think that having more than 1 of these threads active on /r9k/ is pretty pointless. We should make this something more organized if we want it to last, that's why we always have a /britfeel/ thread even when /int/ is out there.
Judas so I can pic related
XM is also a close second
>thought I found actual original OP thread
>didn't
reposting
This needs to expand, threads like these won't last. We need a system or something, some way to RP, some way to expand on just this one image. Any thoughts
Also long man is the best, you stay the fuck out of my forest ur fuckers.
>>29596548
This. Bag of holding is OP
Anyone got anymore /cyoa/'s?
If so post
>>29596845
>It seems like you broke your foot and it's literally hanging from your leg
>Take this towel m8
>mfw I kill all those false Gods and take their power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sr349qR9s8
>>29595898
i would be extremely happy with amilia/lux/the long man
the only ones which i wouldn't like is ur
even then id be ok bc lightbending powers
>>29595898
>choose amilia
>NEET it up in pocket paradise all day
Ersu all the way
>>29596948
hahaha jesus the guy just tosses the towel up completely away from him too thats great.
>>29596358 is right, we should find a way to make this a recurring thread without it being too repetitive.
OR have a new CYOA every time.
All of you Amliafags realize that you have to get out of your NEETcave once in a while to actually do shit for your goddess, right?
>>29597117
But I actually want to worship the long man. We need some system where people can think of situations. We might need to use things outside of 4chan as well. Like someone thinks of some scenario with 5 disciples from 3 different gods, and people join a chatroom for RP in that scenario.
Also, thanks for acknowledging me
Here, I'll post a few CYOA's
>>29597154
This.
The true comfy god is Optus.
Amlia is the best
Why not be kind to others you cuntbuckets?
>>29597252
I want the bag. Just the bag of holding.
I've always wanted to see what happens when you turn it inside-out.
Here's the good old basement one
>>29597276
>implying they deserve kindness
>>29597252
A-anon, what's in the box?
Also:
> The key
> The mask
> The ring
>>29597354
That's a real shitty personality, friend
>>29597400
Go cry to your goddess about it faggot
>>29597471
So edgy I bet you have shadow the hedgehog posters on your wall
>>29597252
>mask- does it change your gender when you imitate a woman. If not I'll take the stones aswell to combine it with.
>Lighter, for self protection
>If I don;t need stones then as a third I guess I'll have a box, coz the rest are a bit shit
https://www.strawpoll.me/10615702
https://www.strawpoll.me/10615702
https://www.strawpoll.me/10615702
>>29597211
>some system where people can think of situations
So, a /qst/ of sorts?
Thread seems less lively than yesterday's
Who /marked/ here?
>>29598548
I noticed this too, we should start making these threads with different charts or/and less frequently.
>>29598610
The problem is that CYOA images are usually >2MB and r9k has a low image limit.
>>29598632
This is really a problem, but if the image is too big we can still just post the link
Definitely Ur, though Xm does sound tempting
>>29596165
Southern gf literally has no downsides.
>>29597252
key, stones and lighter
Ersu. I just want freedom
>>29595898
>tfw Quet
Its the only one that has no risk of getting killed by a disciple of Quet. I can life a peaceful immortality killing some Amlia faggot every few years to make the god happy. Also, you can use it to switch between gods by killing.
>>29595898
Lux masterrace. Who doesn't want to invent time travel and shit? It's just like my chinese cartoons, the lone genius inventor creates the Mecha Drive or something. No sex sucks, but it's not like I would get it anyway; just fap once a month to keep everything working.
>>29595898
Lokt
>>29596165
Mage GF
>>29597252
Cloak, Coin, Lighter
>>29595898
>Quet
Lux if it didn't mean that I couldn't have sex.
>>29596165
Rogue GF
>>29597252
Stones, Quill, Mirror
>>29596165
Rogue gf best gf
>>29597252
>Stones
>Ring
>Mask
Become QT grill, stolen from my porn drive. Be immune to disease, enjoy my new life
Ersu. I just want to make cool friends, find some nice lovers, live life, and allow others to do the same.
>>29596165
>feely feel when no qt southern drawl redhead gf
>>29597252
The quill is ridiculously OP
I like this cyoa
>>29595898
Optus or Lux, gotta be
>>29600050
Paula pot is perfect desu.
I love these hypothetical situations.
>>29595962
From your insurance.
t. meme bank of /r9k/
>>29596845
I like to pretend that the dog got the towel for him.
>>29595898 long man
>>29596165 southern gf
>>29597252 cloak, quill, bag
>>29597341 kitchen, television, movies/shows, video games, music, unlimited drugs
>>29600050 fidelia
>>29596165
Need more cyoa of sexual context thank you
orgnlorgnlorgnlorgnl
which one will get me a cute jr high gf
>>29597341
18 ew
they're anything but stunning
dsudsudsudsudsu
stealing what's fits the size limit from archived /cyoag/ threads
1/2
>>29602788
2/2
fuck you who ever thought the original comment bullshit was a good idea people bypass it anyway
>>29597252
>cloak
>key
>stones
Can fulfill all my sexual fantasys and obtain unlimited wealth. Once I get caught I can simply put on the cloak
ergaergbegr
>>29602835
>what are STDs
take the ring, drop the key.
sderhysb rfhrd
szdgzsdg
>>29603295
>any country
>moral
>rational
>just
lol
bump
ravioli ravioli give me the death i deservioli
You are an idiot if you choose anything besides Amlia. All the "dangerous" disciples will be wiped out within a few months by the invisible, immortal, lucky supermen moving at 100+ mph, so you can just chill out in paradise to pass the time.
>>29602274
>Merchant
>Wealth/Hoardkeeper, Architect, Animal Companion
>>29602579
Green/Bronze
>>29603295
Kings Shield, Times Ten, Hand of Mercy?
>>29603380
Watch, socks
>>29595898
Ur.
>>29602274
>farmer
>animal companion, monstrous companion
>choose dragon as monstrous companion
>potions
>use potions and pet dragon to fulfill my fantasy of being swallowed alive by a dragon
>experience vore irl
And then just choose mentor so I can weird out my apprentice
>>29595898
Didn't ever bother to read the others after Lux.
Fuck all of that, knowledge is power. I'll create a robot army, control the fucking world, and make it a better one. Finally, everybody will have a second chance. Imagine all the possibilities.
And i don't care about sexual activity, i fap rarely and sex is indeed frivilous and distracting.
>>29596165
>tfw no qt fox gf
>>29602369
Midnight/Clear
Fireplace/Large Windows/Desk
Summon waifu
Soft carpets/Workout equipment/Bedding/Radio
Damn, I feel like shit now.
>>29600870
The You has officially replaced the Internet.. Times have changed.
>amelia/lux
>>29596165
>mage gf
>>29597252
>the bag of holding
>the box
>the cloak
>>29597341
>kitchen
>hygiene
>skylight
>desktop computer
>games
>fast food
>cell phone
>garden
>>29600050
josephine
>>29602274
>farmer
>loving spouse
>child
>architect
>animal companion
>the mentor
>>29602369
>noon
>snowy
>couch
>TV
>bookshelf
>other, my waifu
>fan
>bedding
>blinds
>fruits and pastries
>>29602579
>red
>bronze
>>29602788
>>29602808
>the deceiver
>cult
>the blasted land
>>29603295
>healthy living
>successful probability
>times ten
>backpack
>cape
>issues corrected, muscle definition, sexual characteristics
>home plus
this was a really fun thread, thanks to contributers
saving all these
Lux is the best choice. I would just discover a way to completely remove my libido while at the same time keeping my nuts. Then find a way to reanimate the dead and create an immortal army with technology. I arm them with virtually indestructible armour and alien level weapons. At this point they are each invaluable military units. I then sell them to Urfags in exchange for all the knowledge they possess. Once Ur take out all other decipels i take the smartest from each God and leech their knowledge, especially XM followers as to the intentions of their God and what exactly it is
>>29596845
That's right, take a towel you fuckin retard
>>29595898
Optus and Lux are god-tier
>>29608746
>trying to pull anything while Ersufags exist
Good luck trying to do shit. The moment you pull anything, you'll have an unending torrent of Ersu disciples on your ass. The worst part is you can't even escape, because they are immortal and capable of reaching anything with their air form. Any evil disciples are absolutely fucked.
Lux, I've never enjoyed masturbation that much before anyway
>>29608746
>Urfags
>taking out all other disciples
Lmao anon what are you on
>>29608746
Sell them to long man disciples instead. We'll turn the world into a beautiful place, and then remove all dangerous elements from this world. Nature and science are natural allies.
>>29597043
>>29597276
>>29605600
>Be Amliafag
>have to leave comfy dimension regularly to heal the sick or whatever because if you don't Amlia takes your /comfy/ away
>sitting bored at your breadline, touching the hands of a line of people who are waiting to be healed by your powers
>edgy quetfag lurks in the line, pretending to be a sick villager
>he's getting closer, but you're oblivious, he just looks like an ordinary man!
>finally he's in front of you, he reaches out his hand
>"Bless Amlia, truly the kindest of the gods!" he says
>your hands touch
>you collapse to the ground, cursed by quet, and the disciple stabs you 18 times in the neck with a rusty shank
This is literally how 90% of Amlia disciples would go out. Hope you guys deal well with anxiety
>Be XM fag
>Don't actually have to do anything
>Able to use an eldrich horror to devour a bunch of normalfags
>Can see Quetfags coming using Dreadvision so I can have them devoured as well
>Can teleport
Get fucked Amilafags
>>29609805
>Urfags destroy other disciples in the name of God
>luxfags get named honorary Urs
>luxfags activate a back switch on the solders to genocide Urs
>luxfags rule the world and ersu fags power our windmills
>>29596165
Spider gf, even though I hate spiders
>>29598548
I guess Id chose to be marked too.
I`d either die soon or live forever.
>>29595898
>tfw assassinating loktfags and stealing their warform to become the ultimate godslayer
>tfw commanding wraiths to distract the tentacles of an overconfident xmfaggot
>tfw forcing optustards to take from their vault at gunpoint, making them break their taboo and get cucked by their god
>tfw traveling to venezuela and finding random ersufag to murder, so i can dustform into my oneitis' bathroom to watch her shower
the possibilities are endless
>>29610219
>implying Urfags wouldn't befriend disciples of Ersu, Amlia, Lux, and even Optus in the common pursuit of either justice, happiness, or advancement
>>29611744
>optus disciple reaches into the vault and pulls out a katana
>shadowsteps behind you
>>29597252
>Ring
>Quill
>Mystery Box
best choice
>>29595898
Longman is the best choice for me
>tfw living free of the modern world in the wilds
>>29595898
ersu is the way to go
>>29611744
>Stolen powers are weaker but I'll be the ultimate edgelord
>Being mugged is the same as giving away your stuff
K
>>29609945
This is exactly what I'd do, one or more of the gods should offer detection of quetfags like me because we're kind of overpowered, you should at least be able to run.
If it was in the open a literal army of zombie wraiths could hunt down you fags and bring you to the disciples.
>>29610149
>unless we have already kill a xmnigger and have their power
>tentacle wars
>implying
>>29609415
>and they will bow beneath the feet of Quet, while the True God's disciples reap the benefits of your powers
>>29612242
Pic related
>>29595898
Longman just to stay away from people and chill in the wilderness.
>>29603295
I choose Tech head, Times Ten and Multiply. Altogether, this is the same as having fifty people with the tech-head power under my complete control. Then I will choose Backpack and Socks, because the nature of these gifts goes well with the tech-head trait. Then, of course, I choose Height, Muscledefintion/fat, and sexual characteristics. Every personal bonus I have is multiplied by five in utility. : )
I will choose Home with regression until I am 15. Taking a bit of foreknowledge with me, I should be able to make a lot of money within a six month period, after which point my information will be no good.
Xm all day, erry day.
Portal all over the place. Try something out then look into the future to see what happens and change it if you don't like it. Win the lottery. Try to gain a greater understanding of the horror behind the dimensional rift.
Nothing inherently chaotic evil about it. No-one says you have to feed everyone to the tentacle monster and end the world.
>>29609945
>>29613117
>Collapse on the ground
>Overpowered
Why does every quetfag tries to imply that they are Rogue from X-Men? Read that shit again, that warlock power will only give them some kind of badluck and it will probably take some time to be noticeable.
>praise XM
>get attacked by follower of Quet
>drag him into the gateway along with you
>abandon him and warp out over a hundred miles away from the original fight location
One of two things happens then:
>follower of Quet eventually finds his way out by focusing on his bloodthirst
or
>follower of Quet is waiting in the void the very next time you use your gateway
>>29613255
This, XM is the actual TN choice.
XMbros, unite
choose 1 of 4
>>29615002
First for mystery box
>>29615041
read carefully
>>29615134
gimmie the second box
>>29615002
Pokemon, I want a fucking aegislash.
>has moves to prevent any damage plus lower attack on hits
>it's a fucking ghost, has some kick ass supernatural powers
>looks like an ordinary sword/shield
>SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER IT SHOOTS LASERS N SHIT
>identical special / regular attack
>can shift between defensive and offensive states to up stats
>can still communicate
>can be used as sword/shield
>>29615210
choose wisely as you only get 1 choice
>>29615002
I'd take the portal gun and hold an auction.
>>29615244
BOX B
Im going with The Long Man.
>>29615290
congratulations.. or do you go even further beyond
>>29615002
As soon as I enlarged your image I started trying to remove that random stain thing from my screen, took me a few seconds to realize it was just some random pencil mark
And Pokemon ftw in this bitch
>>29615318
pffffff
chest of wonders
>>29615365
hmmm what will you choose senpai
>>29615382
oh god i should have taken success
black box
>>29595898
they jew god is the best one desu get paid niggers
Lux the watchmaker
Obv m8
>>29615402
you are on a lone journey my friend
>>29615382
blackbox
origami
comment
>>29615438
FLESH BOX
FLEESSHHH BOOXXXX
>>29615438
fleSHBOX DOIT
>>29615438
fleshbox blox
>>29615438
hmmmmm
flesh box it is, i aint scared
>>29615438
DO THE FUCKING FLESHBOX NIGGER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
>>29615478
>>29615479
>>29615488
>>29615495
very well my friends
>>29615478
Dumb ass you could wish for knowing what was in the flesh box and having a choice.
>>29615505
gabe is a faggot box DO IT
>>29615505
>chance at getting gaben to make hl3
oh fuck oh fuck
>>29615505
OPEN THE NEXT FUCKING BOX SKKREEEAAAAAA
>>29615438
What is the next part for the choice of lux?
>>29615512
>wish to know what was in the box
>waste your wish
>can't open the box because you used the wish
genious
>>29615505
WHAT'S lN THE BOX!!111390U8219Y791Y2
>>29615519
>>29615534
>>29615535the ending is coming
>>29615573
GREEN REFASEF
>>29615573
GREEEEEEEEEEN GET THE GREEN
>>29615573
RED
PULL ITTTTTTTT MY SELECTA
>>29615598
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PAGAN PICK THE GREEN BOX
>>29615612
GREEN IS A GAY COLOR WE RED NOW
>>29615584
>>29615591
>>29615598
>>29615612
>>29615622
>not picking blue
pfft
>>29615584
>>29615591
>>29615598
>>29615612
here is the end prizesi didn't make it so don't rage at me for being lame
>>29615622
NO WE PICK GREEN FIRST AND WE'RE DOING GREEN NOW
DON'T MAKE ME SHIT IN YOUR BALLOONS AGAIN
>>29615573
GREEEEEEN
>>29615612
>>29615591
>>29615584
we gonna get raped by a eldritch horror
green is slightly longer and in the middle, that makes it prominent. it is psychologically designed to be selected
but we must follow our destiny
>>29615622
fag
>>29615645
not too terribly bad i guess
>>29595898
Marked
>inb4 edgy
normal human with immortality without rules, consequences, or requirements
>>29615754
Immortality is a curse.
>>29615754
XM is the same but better.
You have immortality but can still kill yourself if you get too bored. No rules, no consequences, no requirements, just future sight, teleportation and eldritch abominations at your command.
>Amilia
>disallowed from harming people unless others are in danger
I can still still start a school shooting on this one, school is a dangerous place anyway
>>29597341
full kitchen, all movies and tv, all music, all videogames, desktop, medical care, library
>>29615845
No it's not.
>B-but you'll see your famiry die and that's sad!!!1
The infinite greater good i could achieve being immortal would overcome my sadness of any loss (if any). Even now I would give up anyone I know to be immortal. Sounds dickish I know but when you consider living FOREVER...I'm sure one life can be sacrificed (so long as it isn't mine).
>>29616613
>earth goes down
>drift through space forever
sounds like a plan
>>29616613
And what will you do when Earth is destroyed? You will live until the end of the universe so you'll eventually witness our planet being destroyed. What will you do when you find yourself stranded in space without any power to go to some other planet or dimension?
>>29616747
>>29616748
>not drifting into a white-hot star or black hole and getting your matter disintegrated
Even if that doesn't happen, if I'm alive forever then there's the certain chance that I'll meet life somewhere else and live on their planet. Step it up bois
>>29616748
Wait until you become god
>>29616853
>not drifting into a white-hot star or black hole and getting your matter disintegrated
your soul lives on nigga
aight have with your million years of doing nothing
>>29616917
In that million years I'll just stop thinking. I would endure anything to live forever, even if it meant a literal million years of nothingness.
>my soul lives on
Well then I'll just be a sp00ky ghost and haunt some other planet's most intelligent life then, since I don't adhere to physics anymore
>>29597252
Quill, lighter, ring.
>>29616917
>>29616982
>your soul lives on
Nope, read the chart again. Your soul will fucking recreate your body everytime it's destroyed, and the gravitational pull won't let you get away from that flaming hell
>Literally being tortured until the end of existence
>>29613117
Undead armies are way too high profile. Most disciples could either escape or fight back. Ersus, XM, and Amlia would just poof away. Ur would use his fire, light, and lad army to fight back. Lokt's forces of superior tech and strategy would put an undead army to shame.
The best way to kill disciples would be to get them to touch you because they don't know you belong to quet. I'd keep my undead horse hidden and a forest or something and only bring them out for massive battles or to take over towns.
>>29617031
>tfw the chance of ever drifting into a star is small anyway
y-yeah I was just joking about that part don't worry
>>29613267
They immediately start suffering terrible luck in all things, their powers are extremely weakened and they are vulnerable. That's pretty significant
>>29617069
The best way to do it is probably to kill a Lokt disciple first, so you can turn your skin to a somewhat strong metal and also become operator-tier at shooting guns
then just proceed to fuck shit up all over
>>29602579
Auburn/light blue kek
Xm
>>29595898
>>29597364
>Pic
Jen
>>29597252
Cloak
Ring
Stones
>>29596165
Mage I guess but all options have some major flaw.
>>29597341
Microwave
Web
Mayo doctors
Video games
Tv
Drugs or booze
Hygiene
Garden
Gun
>>29600050
Paula Pot
>>29602274
Merchant
Spouse
Potions
Fairies
Key
The fixer
>>29602369
Midnight
Snow
Tv, blue fireplace, couch
Misc magic person idk. Define comfy.
Fan, bed, candles, radio
>>29602788
Deceiver
Theft
The skyline
>>29603295
Sight, fairies, birdman
>>29603380
Glasses, time
>>29603392
16, female, pale, black eyes, brunette, 4' 11'', hungry skeleton, flat chested, home plus
>>29616748
How fast can spirit travel in space to find a new planet?
>Orr, kohr, nyala, orta
>>29617137
Yes, but weak god powers are still better than being a normal human, and it's not like the bad luck stuff would cause a plane to fall on their heads as soon as they're touched, this thing would only kick in when the opportunity appeared. The vulnerability thing is related to the fact that they would normally be resistant to each other's powers.
So yeah, they'd be easier to kill than they would normally be, but they would still be way stronger than normal people and if they notice what happen they will surely react. If those fags think that touching someone is a guaranteed win they're gonna get seriously shrekt.
