I JUST ATE 35 FUCKING HOT WINGS ALL BY MYSELF GOD I FEEL DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF BUT THERE SOOOO GOODS. What disgusting things do you do?
>>29595826
Starve myself to get thinner even though my BMI is already technically in the "underweight" category
Order a dozen Dunkin donuts and eat them all in one sitting
Order an entire large Pizza Hut pan pizza and eat it by myself
Get the whopper meal for two from Burger King and eat 2 whoppers, 2 orders of fries, 2 cokes
>>29595888
Duncan donuts donuts really are not very good
ate a 400g package of chikin nuggers the other day, felt like my belly was going to rip apart
>>29595826
i fuck my ass on a daily routine
>>29595917
Boston Kreme is delicious bro, rest are shit
I get 6 Boston kremes, 4 chocolate frosted, and 2 chocolate Kreme
Where else can I get donuts?
I ate an entire frozen pound cake today.
>>29595920
>400g
That's like how many nuggets you faggot?
I eat my own boogers and I can't stop
I cum in my underwear and don't change them.
>>29595942
With like a toothbrush or your finger?
I use an inflatable butt plug almost every day, I keep stretching my asshole bigger and bigger. I know eventually it's going to prolapse but the feeling is so intensely awesome I can't stop. I can get it to about the size of my fist now. That along with fucking myself with longer and longer dildos I pretty much know I'm diaper ridden for my old age.
>>29595949
I'm not the person you replied to, but Krispy Kreme is MUCH MUCH better than Dunkin, at least in my area.
>>29596024
fingerbut i've done both
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>>29595879
Thank you anons... all of these posts make me feel better about my life choices
>>29595949
I dont know, really any local place would be a better bet, I agree on the B creme tho
>being able to eat 35 hot wings in a sitting
best part of being so skinny is that I can pork out and instead of feeling guilty I'll feel good about it
we only have 1 pair of scissors in the household, and my pubes don't trim themselves. i clean and quadruple check them for hairs once i'm done so there's no evidence
>>29596010
I do this too, and I don't notice any negative consequences. Instead of normally masturbating, I just strip to my boxers an hump a pillow. I don't know why this isn't the norm, it seems better and easier all around.
>>29596030
don't worry anon-kun, contrary to a popular berief fucking your ass doesn't make your asshole more loose
t. boipuccy specialist
>>29595971
that's almost half a kilogram, my friend
>>29596096
I only ate 35 cause I couldn't eat the remaining 10
>>29596105
A-Any tips on how to fist myself? I want it so bad.
i love being intermittently gluttonous. ill eat pizza, cheeseburgers, beer/liquor, wings, chocolates, etc. for a 24 hour period, either a friday or saturday, then i wont eat anything for the following 60 hours, just drink water. i resume eating normally until my next gluttony session.
I've used a turkey baster to do butt shots as I wanted to get fucked up as fast as possible.I've also put a shot up my pussy to see if that would get me drunk.didn't work out as well as I'd hoped
>>29596218
How do people go without eating beyond a day? I can't go without past 8:00 I'll literally puke (Sometimes blood)
>>29596195
Put a condom on your fist. Use lots of lube.
If that doesn't work, poppers.
If that doesn't work/too ashamed to buy, 1st plateau DXM (google it)
>>29596288
Pics i want to beilive this happened
>>29596291
all I have to do is put myself in an uncomfortable situation and as soon as my anxiety kicks I will loose the ability to feel hunger and can go days without eating. farthest I went was 4 days. Ive lost 30 pounds since last February and everyone keeps telling me I look good, kek.
>>29596288
I'm uninformed...
1.) What advantage does putting beer or (whatever in your butt) have?
2.) What happens then? Does your gut absorb the alcohol?
3.) What happened that it didn't so well?
>>29596377
he got his butthole wet with beer and didn't get drunk
>>29596377
the alcohol just enters your blood stream quicker
>>29595826
70 chickensBAZINGA
After already eating two large meals
[Spoiler] I am not even fat [/spoiler]
>>29596473
I don't know... I just don't but this gave me a chuckle
>>29596113
>a pound of nuggies
That's impressive.
>>29596545
>paid in GBP
what store accepts good boy points? I must know
>>29596149
>yes i will take 45 wings
>no not 50
>yeah 45
>let the trash and dishes sit out until they ferment
>smell the decomposing meat and fruit and shit until I'm really turned on
>fap to videos and pictures of roten, days old or weeks old corpses
>cum buckets every time
This isn't even the worst I do I'm just too ashamed to go on
>>29598091
Please go on though. I believe in you, you can do it.
>>29595826
I say I'll sleep well and go on a diet, then proceed to sleep 6 hours at most and eat like 10 pieces of bread in a single afternoon.
Somehow I'm still not overweight but if I don't stop I'll finally be a fattass.
I come to this board
>>29595826
>>29595888
How much do you both weigh? Just curious? Also include your height, or BMI if you know it.
I just want to know how obese/fat you are if you are consuming that much food, and don't give me some /fit/ meme. I don't give a shit if you're obese because I'm a fat fuck and I know it, I'm just curious is all.
>>29598091
sounds you need to watch Neon Demon for patrician necrophilia kino
>>29596288
>I've also put a shot up my pussy
hello yeast infection.
>>29598147
>drive way out of the way to cities I've never been to to cemeteries so that if someone catches me masturbating on the headstones I can quickly drive off without being recognized
>purposefully work sexual fantasies into my therapy so I have an excuse to force an unwilling person to hear my desires in detail
>have done some unspeakable things at funeral homes
>can't even watch the news anymore without getting turned on
I c-couldn't have done it without y-you anon
>>29598428
Thanks m8, that actually makes me feel better. Do you have a favorite kind of decomposition?
>>29598520
Never seen it, thanks for the recommendation.
>>29598845
So you don't even dig up the bodies or anything, you just masturbate on the gravestones?
>>29598950
>he thinks someone would admit to digging up corpses on an american cartoon discussion forum
>>29595826
I like to pick my nose and eat it when I think no ones looking.
>>29598845
>>have done some unspeakable things at funeral homes
What, specifically? How did you gain access to these funeral homes?
>>29598984
I do this.
>>29599011
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When I masturbate and cum on myself, I just pull my pants back up and continue on with my day
I've shook hands with people right after masturbating
I've masturbated in a class before when I was in middle school
Jerked off in every single room of my house
I don't think its a problem because I dont care
