>I'm more a cat type of guy
>>29595443
Just gonna dump some mals
>>29595504
Puppy mal
>>29595504
>>29595520
WALKIES AND POOPERS XD
WALKIES AND POOPERS XD
WHO WANTS TO TAKE A WALKIE SO I CAN CLEAN UP THE POOPERS XDDDDD
WHOSAGOODBOYWHOSAGOODBOY
>>29595443
My Uncle has a cat, but he is also a true believer, so if you are implying men with cats are atheists, you are wrong. Cats are awesome.
>>29595520
There's no better dog
>>29595538
These dogs can operate fearlessly in situations where you'd have to clean your own shit from your pants, faggot
>>29595538
Now THlS is edgy
>>29595538
>>29595542
Cats are beta and useless virgins, they are like women, they just sit there and do nothing and expect everything on a plate.
Last one, not gonna spam any more
>>29595606
>Cats are beta and useless virgins
>Cats are beta and useless virgins
>Cats are beta and useless virgins
Holy shit dude, read what you said again. Over and over again. I'm not a fan of women either, you were right about them, but you need to take a break from 4chan for a little bit.
>>29595612
>Last one, not gonna spam any more
that's good cause some of us have taste
>>29595586
I think you meant to reply to >>29595576
original
>>29595683
>implying
malinois > shikoku > everything else
it's probably gonna greentext that
>bought a doggy
>was a good puppy until he reached two years old and started becoming sexually active
>started constantly trying to hump me and show off his dick even though I'm a dude
>got him fixed
>didn't do anything
>still tries to fuck me
>wake up one day to him cumming inside my pajama bottoms
>gypsies stole him the same week
Good riddance, fucking faggot dog.
>>29595504
>>29595520
>>29595550
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>>29595730
hey so what rims do u have on ur tactical monster truck?
>I'm more of a tactical police dog type of guy
i prefer dogs with rice gwai lo
>>29595504
generic police dog
>>29595730
weeb dog
>not getting a straight up wolf from the wilderness
what are you some kind of beta male
>>29595443
>I like dogs because I think owning a dog(s) makes me an alpha male *TIPS FEDORA*
>>29595646
Kek, I meant cats are FOR those types of people, my mistake.
>>29595837
Christ, how sickening
>>29595871
That sounds like projection. You're on 4chan.org's /r9k/ board, talking about cats and virgins. You're not a winner in life, you're just as much of a neckbeard as the people you think inhabit this board. You're just the 'active' neckbeard, as opposed to the 'passive' neckbeard.
>>29595443
tell me more faggot...
>>29595686
It's true though, these dogs get involved in firefights without panicking, while the guy who posted that shit would probably break down and cry if he just went outside.
>>29595538
This edgy faggot really needs to shitpost on every fucking dog-related thread. GTFO
>>29595813
Malinois dogs are loyal, strong, intelligent and extremely obedient (if raised properly), and they look cool af. They're generally nice dogs, while a lot of dogs can be unpredictable (rottweilers) or just complete fucking dicks (chihuahuas)
I used to like animals. Now I think they are all shit and don't want them close to me.
What does that make me? Alpha or beta?
>>29595938
That guys is the biggest beta of them all, have you seen his interviews, he reeks of insecurities and talks about himself like he is some god.
>>29595844
we play to socialize and fight/argue/intimidate/deliberate to establish dominance.
wolves play to do both. it's this sick nightmare of lighthearted jests that have two meanings and could land you in a position where your life is in danger.
>>29595896
>realizes he's a faggot for liking cats
>y-you are to man
>>29596002
they are even more extremely high strung than most working dogs and would be a complete nightmare in any non work setting without the acearage of a farm
>>29595844
They're used by the police because of their amazing personality and their intelligence. Literally the best dogs ever. And Shikokus aren't weeb dogs. They're cool because they're loyal, brave and can spend hours outside without completely fucking up their paw pads. And they look like wolves, so that's nice as well. Would be nice to have an actual wolf though.
>>29596098
My parents used to have one, she was fine. They lived in a pretty shitty apartment.
>>29595443
Cats are the best pets, just accept it.
>tfw people can't even get a proper hunting hound
>I'm proud of my smelly, loud, nigger tier pet
>>29595443
but what if you like both, anon?
I like both cats and dogs.
>>29596275
What the fuck was the point of even throwing the stick then? Lol the dog person got it back while the cat idiot just stood there like an idiot.
>wheezing
Kek, dogs love that type of excersise and crave that type of workout and loyalty to there woner, that post just sums up how beta and autistic cats are.
>I let the cat be my master, I am clearly inferior and would love my cat to dom me in my life
>>29596275
I wonder if Lovecraft ever realised that he was just replacing the dogs role by serving his cat and playing up to its whims. Probably not by the sounds of it.
>not loving dogs AND cats
>>29596449
>not hating them both
They are dirty and disgusting. Keep them away from me.
>>29596275
This is the difference between cats and dogs. Cats don't care about you, they only care if you have something to offer. You're literally just there to do the cat's bidding. Cats are for cucks. Dogs become a part of your life. You throw a stick? Sure, I'll get it, the game might be simple but I'm happy to get exercise nonetheless. Oh what's this? You want me to do something? Crawl under this fence? I don't get it... Did you mean go around? No that's not it either... Jump? FUCK YEAH, TREAT TIME. Again? Nice, another treat. Stick time again. Hey who's this? What's that he pulled out? Why is boss scared. Hang on... Is this fucker? Oh no you don't! THAT ARM IS MINE! Boss picked up the sharp object the man was holding. Now he's talking to something he pulled out of his pocket...
Holy fuck I'm autistic
>>29596347
what exactly is the best hunting dog?
I've seen people in Siberia use Siberian Huskies to hunt sables, and they're very effective.
>>29596275
Yes, because every single dog breed or individual dog is exactly alike.
Yes, because even if that were true, dogs' behaviors is in no way indicative of the way they were domesticated by humans from wolves and is absolutely their own choice.
Yes, because cats aren't actually wild animals.
If cats had been bred from larger felines throughout thousands of years as were dogs from larger canines, they might be similarly inclined to the behaviors Kutoolooman so disrespected in dogs.
>>29596554
>If cats had been bred from larger felines throughout thousands of years as were dogs from larger canines, they might be similarly inclined to the behaviors Kutoolooman so disrespected in dogs.
But they weren't, and they aren't.
>>29596554
are*
stupid faggot, learn too type rite fuckin looser
>muh dogs are better than your cats
>muh cats are better than your dogs
>if you don't like the dumb animal that i like then you're a beta!
They are both shit. They are disgusting hairy animals for fuck sake.
Petfaggotry is basically being a cuck
>get a pet
>feed it, take care of it, provide it with a warm home
>tfw it doesnt give a shit about you and would happily kill you if it could do so
This mostly applies to cats. Some puppers are ok as well but the majority of them are not to be trusted either. I cant find the statistics now but the amount of dog attacks per dog (only counting attacks against humans) is like 20 times the amount of human on human assault.
You can literally trust niggers more than you can trust some worthless piece of shit leech "pet".
>>29596647
as are you and all of us, what was your point?
inb4
>le humans aren't animals, we special
>>29596686
Exactly. Everyone is disgusting.
>>29596616
my goodness, my good sir, it would appear as though you have indeed bested me, I shall accept this defeat
>>29596275
You can't make arguments yourself so you need to post this picture? I always see this when cucks try to defend cats.
>>29596380
Yes, cats are indeed nigger-tier.
>>29595504
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>>29596347
This thread made me cry because no wan wan
>>29595443
cats bring home birds and mice
they dont eat them, they present them to the
person who has been feeding them; this is how they say thank you
>>29596720
Savage, absolutely savage. That nigger has been blown the fuck out of the atmosphere, goddamned savagery.
I think the main reason people dont like cats
is because if you are mean to them once,
they wont give you a second chance
>>29596686
>he says, while typing his comment on a machine of a complexity that most people cannot even understand, let alone animals, while using a world wide web that can send massive amounts of data thousands of miles across the globe in the blink of an eye
Yeah i would say humanity is pretty special. We're way ahead of animals, although i will agree that any animal life on this planet is shit, including humans. We're just a much less shit than other animals.
>>29596775
Hi, Wanny.
How much closer are you to acquiring that Wanwan?
>>29596819
No closer than I was last year
>>29596775
How hard is it to get a dog you stupid nigger. For fucks sake they're a dime a dozen. If you dont care about breeds just look up craigslist for people that recently have had a litter. Many people are willing to give one away for free.
>>29596833
This Wolf is disappointed in you, stop disappointing him.
>>29596900
Live in a flat with a no dog rule.
>>29596910
Sorry Wolfie, I'll get a dog in about 5 years or so.
>>29596662
>tfw it doesnt give a shit about you and would happily kill you if it could do so
There's some loyal fucking dogs out there. I'm the malfag from earlier on in this thread, and my parents had one that was 15 years old, and it could no longer walk properly and suffered from dementia, so they decided to put her down. My dad was a veterinarian himself, but he couldn't do it, so they went to another vet. My mom started crying and the dog realized something was wrong, so she started growling at the vets and took an aggressive stance. She looked at my dad and my dad signalled it was okay. She then calmed down, and just waited for death to come. She trusted her owner so much that she was willing to die on command.
Love between humans is a meme, it's all about sex and money, but between man and dog, it's real.
>>29596052
This post doesn't even make sense, you fucking faggot.
>>29595443
Is that supposed to be a thing with atheists?
I too am an atheist, a cat person, and I like fedoras. I for the life of me can not explain why.
