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Why don't you want a waifu?
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Look at this anon.
You know what this is?

>will never leave you
>will never cause you pain
>you can fap to her as many times as you want
>she doesn't have body odor
>she doesn't have STDs
>is virgin and will always stay virgin
>will always look young
>you don't have to spend money on her
>you don't have to hear her complain
>after you came you can just click on "X" without explaining stuff or feeling bad
>always perfect skin
>always in the mood

Why don't you have a 2D animated waifu yet?
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>she doesn't have body odor

no thank you then
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>>29595135
>doesn't have body odor

shit-tier waifu, then, my friend.

D R O P P E D
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>>29595135
>>she doesn't have body odor
Shitty waifu then.

>>after you came you can just click on "X" without explaining stuff or feeling bad
>fapping to your waifu
Disgusting.
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>>29595194
>>29595681
>>29596132

Samefag

blox1254363245
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>>29595135
I do and it is really lovely. :)
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Because women ruin everything.

Why would 2D be any different?
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>>29595135
i'm not worth a waifu
i'm a terrible person who does terrible things
even in my mind to make someone love me is something that i just can't do
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>>29595135
She isn't real.

Unrequited love is suffering you fool.
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>>29596328
My waifu is a different species. I make her not like real women.
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>>29596363
They can pretend their waifus love them
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>>29596363
>cries at movies
>think he can't fall in love with his own imagination
Life is delusion. Accept it.
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>>29596198
>t. newfag who aren't aware of the IP counter
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>>29596428
Respond to the wrong post or did you just severely misinterpret what I said?

You can fall in love with an idea but it won't love you back. This unrequited love will ultimately drive you insane and unhappy in the long run because there's more to be desired.
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>>29596463

>t won't love you back

And you think real women will?
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>>29596497
Maybe not, but having a partner who you can physically bond with and talk to is a huge step up from mental delusions.
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>>29596535

Sounds like you need a friend, and men are infinitely better at that shit than any woman will be.
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>>29596463
You can cultivate your imagination to an incredible potency. Your brain can show you dreams that are indistinguishable from reality. Think about how powerful your brain is.

tulpa.info
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>>29596559

This.

It helps if you have a split personality. Life never gets boring. When you watch a movie you root for the good guys, then you watch it another day and you root for the bad guys.

I'm an astrological "gemini", so that helps.

I love myself and everyone else can fuck off or die. I was never lonely in my life, since I'm vastly superior to everyone.

I can simply allocate traits or features of my personality to an imaginary being and have a loving relationship with it.

Loving a waifu is simply loving your imagination, which is better than loving a disgusting, filthy, unpredictable 3D being.
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>>29596553
>Sounds like you need a friend

I do, but I'm introverted and boring. Preferring to be alone yet also desiring friendship is very contradictory. Any friends I had are now indifferent to me since I'm too boring to be worth hanging out with, so I've just got to accept loneliness and make the best of what God has given me.
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>>29596712

>I do, but I'm introverted and boring

Yet you would rather have a girlfriend than a friend?
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>>29596728
No, the waifu discussion is separate from what I'm saying now.
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>>29596702
>astrological gemini
>mfw this guy actually thinks the stars control who we are
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>>29597062

Your opinion is totally valid. I think it's nonsense too. At least a half of me.

But aren't we made of a star? A star exploded and the dust reorganized and became us. Maybe it's true.
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>She's not real

It almost sounded perfect
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>>29595135
>you can never physically have sex with her
>she can never meet or interact with anyone else
>you slowly wire your brain to cope with life by losing itself in your inherently unsatisfying fantasy world
>suffering
no thanks
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>tfw making tulpa of my waifu
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>>29597356

>losing itself in your inherently unsatisfying fantasy world

Let me tell you a secret anon. Escaping reality is extremely satisfying. This is the whole reason why NEETs exist.

A perfect day in my life looks like this:
>play hours of an awesome game
>browse imageboards
>watch some videos or shows
>if I want to do something for my brain, watch documentaries or read the news.
>eat delicious shit like pizza, potato chips etc...
>fap religiously to my favorite anime girls
>in the evening get drunk as fuck or stoned

And the best part? Everything is financed by the government and other wageslaves. Haha. Who is the idiot now, idiots?
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well for starters i dont care

well actually thats about it
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>>29597447
You fucking asshole I'm so jealous
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>>29595135
because chinese cartoon characters aren't fucking real
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>>29597504

Sarcasm?

blox345235
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>>29596328
Because they are fictional and not reproductions of real women.
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>>29595135
>she doesn't have a vagina
>she doesn't have any thoughts or feelings

bruh.
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>>29597933

You have a vagina attached to your body. It's 24/7 available. It's called hand.
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