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How to get the conversation started:

>Nice feet!
>Cute toes! What is that color called?
>Your toes look like little candies (M&Ms, Skittles, whatever is appropriate)
>Does everyone say you have pretty feet?
>May i please massage your feet?
>Would you mind if I massaged your feet for awhile?
>Wouldn't a foot massage feel great?
>Your feet look ridiculous. do you want a massage?
>do you like foot rubs? I need to practice.
>Are you good at foot massages? Would you please give me some feedback on my technique?
>You have great feet. Could I interest you in a massage?
>You just won the foot massage lottery
>May I please rub your feet in a platonic way only?
>Would you mind if I practiced for my reflexology exam on you?

Specifically designed for athletic girls:
>That work-out was extra spicey. Do you want a foot massage?
>You should have someone take care of your feet so you avoid any injuries
>Do you want some help with mobility exercises for your feet?
>Your feet seem really inflexible. Do you massage them regularly? You really should, you know.

Any robots have any proven techniques for persuading women to put their feet in your face?

Any wagecucks have a footlove related job?
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>>29594981
By far one of the saddest posts i read in my entire life.
you never actually talked to a real woman, did you?
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OP...please never ask a woman any of these things. Just get a woman in bed first and then rub or suck on her feet pre or post coitus. But for fucks sake man, cut this creepy autistic shit out. You're going to wind up with sexual harassment charges filed against you if you keep this shit up.
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>gf gets turned on by having her feet rubbed etc.
>feet don't do anything for me

how can i learn to love the feet guys.
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>>29595189
Pretend her toes are little cocks.
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Anyone have pics of foot goddesses seen in the wild?
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Do you have to offer girls cash on the spot to photograph their feet or can you ask Politely? I want to avoid causing a scene.
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Are certain cities more friendly to footsexual? I saw alot of barefeet in San Francisco but almost all the qts had chipped paint. Why do girls let themselves fall apart like that?

Do we need to invent a new form of shaming to keep foot hygiene to high standards?
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>Approach random girl
>"Nice feet!"

Yeah no this is fucking retarded

Then again I guess if she calls you a creep you can pretend you're filming le social experiment
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>>29595403
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to find the girls that are bare foot and ask could you take their picture. Don't draw attention to their feet by askingbecausethey'll automatically assume the worst. Then go home and post the pics on r9k so we can all fap together.
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>>29595462

I've seen this work before. Only footphobes would think a compliment like this is weird. Girls spend so much time and money on their feet. They are starving for attention. So long as you're polite there's nothing autistic about telling a girl she has cute shoes or pretty feet.
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>>29595283
what the fug anon
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>>29595462
hahahahah fuck
this sounds like something fucking sonic the hedgehog would say
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>used to check a qts ass or tits at first glance
>now automatically check her feet

I don't know what's wrong with me. A girl can be the cutest, have a great body, but if she has shit tier feet, then I'm no longer attracted to her.
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Can a full blown turbo roastie redeem herself if her feet are nice?
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>>29595680
>tfw you've never seen the feet of the girl you've loved for 2+ years

I hope they're ugly. It would help me get over her.
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>>29595716
I bet they are immaculate 10/10's. How would that make you feel?
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>>29595740
They probably are, another reason to feel suicidal knowing that it's other men who get to enjoy them while she strings me along.
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>>29595716
>being in a situation where you can see the feet of the girl who friendzoned you
You're doing it wrong bruh
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>>29595189
You don't, you have to get a feet bull to satisfy your gfs feet.
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>>29594981
>You just won the foot massage lottery
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My dream is to be fucking a qt in this position, so I can lick her feet and toes. I'd cum buckets if she was into it.
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>>29595786
And to add insult to injury, those Chad's that are fucking her probably don't even give a fuck about her feet. They've probably never even noticed them as they only care about defiling her holes with their big, alpha cocks...meanwhile you would do anything just to kiss her feet.
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>>29595958
The guys she hooks up with are all out of shape lower-class manlet pieces of shit.

She's trash and I honestly have no idea why the fuck I fell for her, I guess she just made some really memorable first impressions while I was vulnerable and it was hard to shake the feelings off after seeing her for the skank she really is.
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Why are footfags so rarely upset? Is it because their lives are enriched with far more beauty than any pussyfag or titsguy could even imagine?

Why do you guys bet on pussy. It will almost always ruin you:

>Sorry, anon, my pussy made me cheat
>Sorry, anon, my pussy is tired
>Sorry, anon, my pussy is pregnant
>Sorry, anon, my pussy is diseased and will probably give you or one of my other orbiters cancer.
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>be fembot
>guy at work always looking at my feet

should I encourage it?
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>>29596217

How do the glances happen? Is he really obvious about it?

What types of shoes are you tempting him with?
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>>29596217
Absolutely. Get pedicures and wear open toed shoes as often as possible if your dress code permits. Also, wear flats and dangle them.
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>started fapping to feet because nothing else was there
>over months started kind of liking it
>suddenly started actively seeking threads
>now cant fap to anything but feet

its a slippery slope anons, be warned.
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>>29595831
I'd love to do this but I don't want to nut instantly
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>>29596304
>gain a foot tickling fetish
>transition that to a general tickling fetish
>now you have two things to fap to
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>>29596304

Careful about conditioning yourself to long toes. "penis toes" will almost certainly turn you bisexual if not fully gay.
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>gf wants to do rapeplay where I overpower her and "do whatever you want"
>tackler her to the ground and lick her feet
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Footlove marriage equality when? I want to marry a pair of soles, why can't I?
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>>29596217
when he's not looking, stroke his erect penis with the sole of one of your nylon-clad feet

that's what good coworkers do, femanon. workplace footjobs help increase productivity.
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>tfw no qt gf with nice feet
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What would happen if Chad approached random women and asked if he could touch and smell their feet?
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>>29596217
Yes

If you're sure he's into it you can get him alone and ask him for a massage, you can get free foot massages whenever you want. That'd be pretty sweet for him.
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What are the best places to observe and film sexfeet?

First places that come to mind...
>libraries, especially so during parts of the school year (check your local calendars :o))
>fast casual places near universities, especially athletic facilities, where qts run out in flip flops for some guac
>wedding receptions are primarily filled with barefoot girls
>Public transportation (qt feet are contained so its easier to observe them)
>college classrooms, especially larger auditorium-style rooms. you can blend in easier and theres more qt feet propped up on chairs
>starbucks usually have lots of staceyfeet dangling and flipflopping around. independent coffee places are hit or miss, footwise
>airport, mall spas or asian nail places are all great because you can walk in and usually scope out alot of feet before they even talk to you and you can always say youre looking for someone

where do you come across beautiful feets?
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>ywn invent a Footslave-sharing service that QTs can summon on their bejeweled phones, so we'll all know which foot goddess to worship in our given area
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>>29598844
watch this

http://www.californiabeachfeet.com/images/VidClipDemos/SaturdayNightSurprise.mp4

and imagine being their footslaves
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>>29597421

Foot fetishism would be become a meme that hot bitchy girls would catfight over on twitter, talking shit on feet with inventive new hashtags like #archaf and #toeclinic
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how do you get reincarnated as grass used to tickle and exfoliate goddess feet?
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>May I please rub your feet in a platonic way only?

oh god my skin literally crawled anon good job
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>>29594981
>That work-out was extra spicey
>extra spicey

Yeah, I used this like every time and it worked every time. Fool proof.
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>ywn coachellafeet
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>wendyfeet
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>foot fetishism not inevitably descending into giantess erotic executions
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>>29594981

>Hey, great workout, can I tongue punch your foot pussy?

Where does OP come up with these guaranteed winners? I used it today, I now have a 10/10 girlfriend with 11/10 feet.
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>>29599329
i feel like footlove and giant women go hand in hand

if you truly loved feet, then you'd worship them as your god.
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>>29595315

>ywn see her soles

notoriginalkek
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>>29594981

How to make a girl cringe right in your face 101.

This is coming from a footfag.
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>>29596304

You fapped to feet for months before you started to like it?

Sounds like a bunch of horseshit to me. You liked it from the beginning if you were fapping to it. Kek.
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>feet love will be mainstream one day
>celebrity feet will start being photoshopped to fit the shit taste of normies (smaller, shorter toes, etc)
>women will start hiding their feet more (even around their bfs)
>foot rubs will never have a place outside of sex (even with their bfs)
Fug this shit, fa.m
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>>29599718

I find big feet to be manly and gross. I can't get into giantess fetish.f

Small feet are where it's at.
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>>29594981
You're a fucking psychopath!
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>>29600078
but the woman's foot is still small and proportional to her body. it's just that you're even smaller.
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>>29600116

Yeah, i'm aware of that, but it does nothing for me.
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>>29600245
well it's very arousing to me
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>>29600273

I can tell. Do you, bro.
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>>29600116
>>29600273

This shit is so autistic
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neat thread guys
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>ynw live a in stinky ballet flat
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>>29600830
>>29600869
>being so butthurt by giantess patricians that you false-flag some deviant art garbage
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>no stinky feet mommy
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>>29594981
>You just won the foot massage lotteryl
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>those wrinkled soles

yummy
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>ywn be microscopic
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>>29600887
>>29600913
>im so funny im gonna spam shitty art in their thread this is gonna be such epic trolling
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>>29600949
>shitty art
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Foot fetish is the proof that you are a supreme beta, It's a Chad trait to beat and dominate women.
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>>29600869
truly life is just suffering tho
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>>29600973
>not dominating women by tickling their feet
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What does girl feet stink smell like?

blxobox
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what in the living shit happened to this thread what the fuck did you guys do
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let's see some more feet, heathens
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>>29601287
>What does girl feet stink smell like?

hopefully very stinky
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does anyone else find footfags insufferable irl?
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>omg anon don't tell chad i let you do this
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three five four
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how do you feel about ebony feet?
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>>29601548
apelike and repulsive

maybe a specific type of lightskin feet with all white nailpolish or something MIGHT look good.
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>>29602567
mulatto chicks, as well as those caribbean hispanic chicks with partial black ancestry have really nice feet

especially the latter
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>>29595958
ouch dude, hit me in the feels
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>tfw no qt latina gf with stanky feet
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as a a foot fag this is the most retarded thing ive ever seen
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>>29595958

We need to normalize relations with beautiful feet. Women need to underestand that Patricians want to enjoy their feet, irregardless of the caretaker of the feet's marital status, whether or not she's a turbo-roastie, whether she's a stacey.
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>>29595445
nah it will make foot fags worse then they are perceived now
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three three four
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>>29603666

I've always loved Kate but didn't realize she had such perfect girl feet too
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>>29603631
latinas = bad meme
smelly feet = bad meme
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>>29603860
latinas=good non-meme
smelly feet=good non-meme

your mom's stinky feet=even better non-meeme
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>>29603877

ye niccuh i busted all over his moms feets skeet skeet white boi smdh
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>>29594981
>tfw i don't like feet but i absolutely love legs
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It's 2019, What would you rather have:

>Repentant, roastie Stacey with 10/10 feets
or
>Perfect FemmeBot with 10/10 feet
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>>29604286
if both have 10/10 feet then i win either way
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>>29604242

I dont like feet but I like footfags and their threads. I'm pretty certain they are all presenting symptoms similar to Toxoplasma Gondii. Footsexuals have been poisoned by their environment, but they think their disability makes them patrician. It's both funny and fascinating to behold.

T. Clinical Anthropologist
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>>29604242
i like legs but i love feet more
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>>29604347
>Clinical Anthropologist

You're a fake doctor. I'm an MD, aka a real doctor, and I think female feet are beautiful. It's hands down the best fetish.
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qt female feet stink so perfectly
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>>29604242

I used to like feet. That used to be it for me. I started with the soles and went on to a lengthy toe bender. Afterwards, only long, prehensile phallic toes did it for me. And it wasn't long when I realized that foot fetishism was just a path to discovering the glory of cock worship.
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>>29604347
i like that idea and am gonna incorporate it into my fantasies.

women's feet have evolved over thousands of years facilitate the growth of infectious protozoa that permanently alter the mind's of young boys into forever worshipping female feet. all it takes is one instance of being close to a woman's naked feet right before puberty and the boy is hooked on feet for the rest of his life.

this is an evolutionary advantage because it allows women to effortlessly control a male into giving her his resources in exchanged for access to sucking the sweat off of her beautiful feet
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>>29604453
fuck, I started with the soles and now I focus mainly on toes (although I like them because they smell more strongly rather than their phallic qualities)

please don't tell me cock is next
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>>29604381

>I'm a licensed, certified corpse molester

i bet youre a white doctor too. kill any indigenous children with your needles, white boi?
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What does it feel like when a chick rubs her toes against your penis head?
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what does it feel like when a chick rubs her toes against your dick head?
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>>29604500
>>29604550
it feels like how this looks
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>>29604500
>>29604550

she will need to use lube (or Chad's cum), but so long as there's lots of that and she's into it, and has hot feet, it's pretty great
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>>29604347
>they think their disability makes them patrician

it does you plebbo normiebrain
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>>29604567
looks lovely
>>29604589
what happens if she doesn't use lube?
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>tfw this will never be you every morning
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>>29594981
>Your toes look like little candies (M&Ms, Skittles, whatever is appropriate)

Thats the best one, although add something to clarify it's a compliment. "...Are like cute little M&Ms" for example>>29595189
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I like feet when they're a bit textured.
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>>29594981
bumpin good thread
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>>29604623
>tfw no qt wife to shove her smelly toes in my face when I wake up
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>>29604567
holy fuck I wish I could smell her toes
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>>29594981

Had my first job as an adult working at a Raptor rescue center
Had a guy there who was a super foot fag, had pictures and video's of fat women's feet on his phone, watched/looked at them every down moment he had
Woman with huge feet comes in with an American Kestrel that hit her window at home, her feet were huge, I wear a size 15 and am 6'5" she was a little over 5' and had the same sized feet, she noticed mine and started asking about were I got my shoes, she asked to try on my Converse, takes of her shoe and has toes as long as my fingers, looked like a hand
Mr Foot Fag goes nuts, can see hes hard on thumping in his pants, he is stumbling, sweating and trying to get a word in, he is filming and it is obvious, he props the phone on a desk drops down and sucks her big toe
Freak out time, woman is screaming, he is fumbling around saying sorry, talking about PTSD from Haiti, she calls the police, he is arrested, they consider it a sex assault, boss fires him, she sued
Boss tells me no fucking freaks in this job, if I hear/see anything let him know
Tell him about a guy with dog porn on his phone, guy is called in, boss looks at the phone, guy claims not his, got a gig of dog porn, gets fired, I get a promotion and a raise

Always have a password on your phone and never leave it in an unlocked locker
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Ok, ok. I'll basically do anything that an anon asks if they can give me a GTA V key.

Video chat, nudes, feet, anything
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