>tfw you will never be a jock
>you will never bond with other guys by being on a team
>you will never learn how to be a normal guy and relate to other people
>will never have happy childhood memories playing sports
>no memory of your dad being proud of you after scoring the winning goal, touch down or homerun
>>29594126
Oh fuck off, I didn't want to feel this.
I've never made my Dad proud... NO! Why!? WHY DID I WASTE MY CHILDHOOD!
FUCK IT ALL!
>he plays pleb team sports instead of superior snowboarding, skating, swimming, etc
>he is a typical hivemind normie with shit taste in sports
>>29594126
>you will never bond with other guys by being on a team
i am not interested in homosex anyway
>there are people on 4chan who are jocks, who play and watch sports and unironically think that they aren't chads
>>29594126
>be me
>played in my local team, reasonably good
>paused a year because >dude weed lmfao and a rupture in my groin
>Came back last week because asked
>Already elected captain
Sucks to be a lazy fatass, dosn`t it?
>>29594126
Not playing team sports growing up literally quadruples your chances of being a robot. You can blame your parents for this one, brobots.
Not everyone that plays sports is a Chad/jock.
I've played in multiple team and individual sports my entire life and I'm still a robot.
The only reason my teammates tolerated me was because I was good.
>>29596721
Which sports and positions ?
Whats it like being a robot on a team do you talk to your teammates do they ignore you etc ?
Have you had a gf ?
>>29596557
>be me in grade 6
>play soccer in gym class
>end up having fun and being decent
>teacher recommends to parents that they sign me up for a house league so I will be less autistic.
>step-dad says "nope, you're too autistic, weak and inexperienced for soccer"
>makes me join a bowling league instead
JUST
>>29597007
my dad did the same thing except he made me join an american football league, cuz soccer is gay euro trash apparently
>>29596933
>Which sports and positions ?
Ice hockey, rugby, football (soccer), competitive swimming, kayaking, archery
>Whats it like being a robot on a team do you talk to your teammates do they ignore you etc ?
Since I was good, they invited me to hang out with them at parties/events but I'd always refuse, and eventually they just started leaving me alone. They poke fun at how quiet I am but nothing past that.
>Have you had a gf ?
No. Haven't really tried though. It just doesn't interest me.
>>29597138
At least american football is a real team sport bowling is just a meme sport.
Did you at least enjoy football ? Or are you still pissed off that you couldn't play soccer ?
>>29597179
What do you think makes you a robot ?
Are you ugly ?
>but I'd always refuse
Why ? You could have become a chad ????
>>29597193
American football sucks, it requires little to no skill its all about who is the biggest and fastest so its basically made for black people. I still watch soccer tho, Italy are my fav for the Euros
>>29597238
Dunno. Emotions and human contact just aren't my thing. Thought I was assburger for the longest time but then I met actual high-functioning aspies and they're nothing like me.
>Are you ugly ?
Nah. I used to have pretty shitty skin though.
