What's a good drink to have when you're dragged to a restaurant and are trying to lose weight by not chugging candy water down your throat?
If you get just water, waiters hate you and you look like a pussy. Diet cola might be an obvious answer, but I keep hearing about how they're actually bad for you. Coffee seems fine, but not preferable when it's already hot as hell and you want a cool refreshing drink.
water and stop caring what think about you faggot
>>29592726
Just get water why the fuck do you care about what a waitercuck thinks
whats wrong with water? hows that least """pussy""" than diet cola? americans confuse me
Iced tea unsweetened or diet soda
>he doesn't just drink water
>>29592726
>Waiters hate you if you order water
wat
I've literally never heard this
Why?
>>29592726
Just get a beer.
>>29592772
It costs less and waiters assume you're being frugal and won't tip well. They'll then give you shit service as a response.
>>29592800
Ironically that's what usually causes people to tip poorly
Fuck I hate fucking waiters
>>29592800
>Autist detected
Just get a soda water with lime. I drink that shit all day erry day. Refreshing as fuck, vitamin C and zero calories.
Funny enough, I'm always self conscious about ordering water at restaurants because it feels like the waiter just assumes you are a cheap fuck and gives you shit service. Also it's embarrassing ordering diet coke because your friends make fun of you for being a pussy. unsweetened tea taste like shit. It's really a lose-lose situation, so most of the time I just order a coke like a normalfag
>>29592726
Waiters wont hate you for not ordering a special drink. Just tip them well and they love you.
>>29592830
>>29592945
Im a bartender, this isnt true. Ideally, while I want you to drink something that costs money, unless you're a smelly/cheap/rude cunt Im going to give you the exact same level of service.
>>29592726
Just drink water you fucking pussy, maybe you'll get some lemon in there too.
>>29592726
Unsweetened iced tea is a good one.
Or you could just not worry about ordering water. Waiters might assume you're being cheap but they are still going to meet basic standards on service.
>>29592726
Arnold Palmers are my go to, ice tea + lemonade for you cucks who dont know what it is
>>29592800
you are absolute restarted if you think this, they absolutely dont give a shit, its all in your head. They're obviously not gonna give you shit service if they want a good tip,Jeeze man I hope this is bait
>>29593129
It is real though, it a thing that happens. Google it.
>>29592726
>If you get just water, waiters hate you and you look like a pussy
You are a pussy if you care about what waiters think of you, so act accordingly.
>>29593129
>restarted
Kek
>>29592726
just get a water you weak faggot
Could you order some sort of fancy spring/sparkling water? It's basically fucking water, but you sidestep the 'cheap' issue by paying out the arse for it.
>>29592726
BOTTLED WADR
Just get water, and if he acts like a faggot about it don't tip him.
>>29592726
Water makes you look alpha, you sperg, because you cuck the restaurant out of charging for their overpriced sugary jew and stay healthy at the same time.
I know lots of people who order water and no, no one thinks they're pussies at all.
>>29592726
Chad-bot here. I only order water at restaurants. Giving a shit about irreverent things like this is exactly what beta's do.
>>29594539
See, sometimes I don't care about certain things I think are irrelevant, like what type of socks I wear, and then people call me a beta autist; and then when I care about things I think people should care about, people say not to worry about irrelevant shit and they call me a beta autist.
Why does life have to be so confusing.
>>29592726
Just get a milk holy shit
Hot tea makes sense, they always have it at Chinese restaurants. Most places also have coffee and decaf.
>>29592726
if you get water, the resteraunt loses some money. so its not allowed.
you have to get a drink.
