>dad is retired
>started browsing /r9k/
>tells me "TICK TOCK RISE AND SHINE WAGEKEK" if we cross paths on my way out the door to go to work
WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU FUCKING PATHETIC NEET FUCKING NECKBEARDS
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU ALL
FUCK YOU AT LEAST I'M BEING FUCKING PRODUCTIVE AND NOT A GOD DAMN LEECH FUCK YOU NEETS FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
You shouldn't be posting during your lunch break wagekek.
you only have 5 minutes left before Mr.Shekelberg needs you working your shift.
>>29592485
I'D FUCKING SHOOT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IF I COULD AFFORD A GUN
>>29592457
Your dad is a fucking boss
NOW BACK TO WORK, LUNCH BREAK IS OVER WAGIE
I don't think this is a true story.
>tfw little brother calls me a wagekek
>Living with mom and step dad
>Step dad walked in on me changing after getting out of a shower little over a month ago
>Quickly apologizes and goes to leave
>Without thinking or missing a beat, I respond "It's ok, our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks."
>There's an investigation against dad now for sexual abuse against us in the past
Damn wagesalvecucks always being cucked while slaving for Shekelmaster xD
>>29592457
Your father is literally the best person I have ever heard of in my lifetime on this earth. Can we trade?
>>29592527
>The hedgeheg
>>29592659
hello de redditos!
>>29592677
r u nu
>>29592648
>>Without thinking or missing a beat, I respond "It's ok, our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks."
Why?
>>29592457
Thisgave me a hearty chuckle.
>>29592457
>dad gets into an argument with mum
>he screams RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and calls her a roastie cunt
I don't care what anyone says, I'm choosing to believe this is real.
