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If a robot does this, will he get gf or will he go to jail?
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If a robot does this, will he get gf or will he go to jail?
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>HOW TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER (GONE SEXUAL) ???
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If a robot did that for me I would think it was pretty sweet and consider a relationship with him but would ultimately come to my senses and realize that this kinda cute act is probably not going to be typical and it would be silly to jump into a relationship based on that alone.

Might get you a date though.

Also I'm not as qt as her, it almost certainly wouldn't work on that kinda Stacy.
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>>29590472
Doing it more than once is pretty creepy IMHO (especially if you video tape it like an autist) But I think it could work and a girl might think it's sweet if you just randomly bring her a coffee and chat with her for a little before asking her for her number or something. Maybe if I get more confidence I might try it on a hot girl at walmart.
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The context of the video is that her boyfriend who live 3 hours away randomly visits her and brings her coffee. She also dumped him for a viner.
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>>29590472
She looks scarred every time.
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>>29590629
i could tell something was off how she acted surprised still by the last clip.
if it was some dude, you would stop being surprised because at some point you'd become fucking paranoid he was lurking at every corner.
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>>29590629
>She also dumped him for a viner.
names? I believe this story
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>>29590629
Source, my body is ready for the bad feels to come.
Is this the same girl that likes dead things or whatever? She looks somewhat familiar.
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>>29590629
>he fell for the long distance relationship meme
ahaha
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I know this is pathetic, but her smile is really, REALLY gorgeous. Just wanted to say that.
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>>29590472
Are these all the same girl or some shit? I was wondering why in the fuck she was freaking out about people approaching her when half the time she looks like an employee of Target.
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>>29590673
>>29590657

The girl in the video is named Shan Dodd. She now dates a viner named Chris melberger. If you find the original video it has audio of the guy talking. He clearly isn't Chris.

http://www.shan-do.com/
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>>29590676
>he fell for the relationship meme
fixed
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she's faking the happy part

her first reaction is a "what the fuck are you doing" face
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>>29590472
kek why does she look startled every time
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i think that if i tried this the coffee will be discarded as she suspects i put something in it

and i don't mean cream
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kek
See the cringe after the initial surprise?
What did she mean by this?
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>"omg is this loser serious??"
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>>29590696
I wholeheartedly agree, that was very pathetic.
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This is what a Chad can get away with.
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>>29592519
FUCKING CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29592519
nigga, hes confident and takes care of his body, how is that even remotely chadlike? thats expected of everybody who isnt a loser
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>>29593488
Says the Wannabe-Chad.
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>>29592519
If any of us did this, we'd have the cops escort us out
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>>29592519
His videos used to amuse me, back when these kind of videos were about making people uncomfortable and not "just a prank, bro!"
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>Even if you manage to get a gf, she will jump on Chads dick the minute he gives her a bit of attention
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>>29594003
nice I'll have to try this one
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>>29594020
Fuck you. If i ever have a gf and see you guys do this i will probably do nothing. ;_;
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>>29594003
>her reaction for 100% implies it was a complete and total stranger doing it to her
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