>"Give me ONE good reason why I should hire you over the young hot guy I've yet to interview"
What do?
>>29590399
>none
>go back to not falling for dumb normalfag wagecuck memes
was it really that hard
>>29590399
>*Shows abs and pulls out dick*
>"u like wat u see yeh?" ;)
Im more desperate for a job so i will be less likely to quut unlike the fuccboi in the lobby?
>>29590890
>Ok I'll give you the job, but Chad gets to claim half of your wage. He also gets to fuck me.
>>29590803
>"u like wat u see yeh?" ;)
Christ, I know I sure would
i'm not like other college grads
>>29590399
"I can sue you for what you just said"
>>29591120
>"Your word against mine, you ugly little faggot"
>>29591457
I bench two chicken bich 1v1 me I bet u can't even 5'11
>>29591531
>*Later that day...*
No, I don't think so.
If I hypothetically had a hypothetical recording of this conversation then I would have an irrefutable proof.
>>29591687
I manass only nohomo
>>29591770
That's Chad fucking his new boss. Why would she EVER want an employee who isn't Chad?
>>29591940
is Chad mirinable?
>>29591457
then I start beating myself up, fight club style
>>29590399
>"Give me a reason why I should work for a company that cares more about it's physical appearance of it's employees rather than their qualifications?"
Either way I'd probably just get up and walk away regardless of her answer since I wouldn't wanna waste my time working for some clueless Stacy
>>29590399
This is grounds for discrimination which goes against 'Equal Opportunity Employment' and I would bring this to her supervisor's attention.
I-I'll work quietly while you get to fuck Chad
>>29590399
>Give me ONE good reason
I can roll dubs
>>29592205
>implying anyone would take the side of a non-Chad