>tfw you shave your asshole and it makes your farts noisy
there has to be someone that is aroused by this, right?
>>29590263
you must have a lot of hair in your back to notice such difference
for most people theres no difference
I am. Even imagining it is getting me pretty hard and I came relatively recently.
>>29590369
I don't
>>29590384
Oh really?
>>29590596
Y-yes, I want to hear more about them. I'd bombard you with questions, but that would be weird and creepy, and you wouldn't like it, I'm sure.
>>29590611
Ask away~
What do you wanna ask?
>>29590664
How often have you been farting lately?
What do they smell like?
Do you enjoy the fact that it's happening?
>>29590683
Not very often, I've only farted 2-3 times in the past day or two.
I haven't smelled them at all I don't think.
Yeah, it feels good.I think I know you.
>>29590700
>I think I know you.
You do?
Why does it feel good?
>>29590755
Maybe.
It feels good coming out and the noise they make is kind of arousing because of how noisy they are.
>>29590800
>Maybe.How do you know me?
>It feels good coming out and the noise they make is kind of arousing because of how noisy they are.
Now I'm curious. Describe the sound and feeling as much as possible.
>>29590824
Steam.
First, tell me if you're masturbating to this.
>>29590894
Who might you be?
>First, tell me if you're masturbating to this.I'm erect, but I don't know if I'll allow myself to ejaculate just yet.
>>29590910
Give me a hint.
Cute. Farts make your cock hard all on its own?
>>29590953
>Give me a hint.My left hand is between my legs.
They do. I've gotten erect from my own since before the onset of puberty. I like them so much it's both embarrassing and problematic, and I'm reluctant to say.
>shaved my asshole and it made no difference in my farts because I'm not far and eat right so I don't even far
It has made it easier and more appealing for my partner to kiss it though
Who could that be, posting in a thread about farts
>>29591005
That's not a good hint as to who you are!
That's very depraved, you know?
>>29591056
You would be surprised, I'm the OP and I'm very skinny.
>>29591087
>That's not a good hint as to who you are!
Oh. I thought you wanted to know about if I was masturbating or not, that you wanted a hint for that.It starts with an H.
>That's very depraved, you know?
It is. I was half hoping you'd ask what it was, but perhaps it's better this way.
>>29591128
>I was half hoping you'd ask what it was, but perhaps it's better this way.
Wait, you wanted me to ask what what was?It's probably you. :3
>>29591184
>Wait, you wanted me to ask what what was?
Yes.But I won't say it here.
>>29591191
Fair enough, I'll get on Steam and ask you in a little while. What did you want me to ask though?
>>29591215
>What did you want me to ask though?About how embarrassing and problematic my love of gas is.
>>29591238
And you don't want to admit it here? :3
>>29591350
I'd rather not, correct.
>>29591357
Are you online on Steam?
>>29591410
Yes, I am. I'm usually online unless I'm sleeping.
>>29591424
Give me another hint, maybe you aren't who I thought you are since they aren't online.
>>29591480
Nevermind! It was you~
