I have been growing towards this for years and I'm ready to bloom.
Ok. What time?
>>29589123
3 minutes from now.
>>29589106
>>29589123
Fuck you. You're two faggots. I'll kill myself first before any of you do. Then I win.
Can one of you come over and kill me? I'm too big of a chicken shit to do it myself, and I don't have access to the easy methods, like guns.
You can kill yourself afterwards, so you don't have to worry about jail time. And you will be doing a good deed just before you end it.
>>29589139
I can't make it there in three fucking minutes dude.
>>29589139
Where do you live? If you're in my country, sure.
>>29589129
Cancel that. Can't do 3 minutes, asshole. Need to prepare some shit first.
>>29589170
UK.
I'll buy you some fish and chips. I'll even throw in a battered mars bar.
>>29589139
I like this attitude. I'd like to be part of a huge suicide group
>>29589184
Damn, I would but you're overseas as much as I do love me a good fish n chips. If you were in Africa, no problem. Sorry man.
this is pretty interesting
>their self
That's not how reflexive pronouns work in English. What shitty corner of the boondocks did you grow up in, OP?
