What is your shitty excuse for not having a cat yet? They're basically your little robot pals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG5fFI3eorg
>>29588361
Because they're basically reddit the pets.
Just look at that video.
Like I need an excuse not to suck up to the shittiest "animal" on earth. They are literally trash.
I bet you are one of those obnoxious Simon's Cat watchers who are so fucking retarded that they do not realize that Cats just try to destroy everything. They smell, they have no respect for their owner, their hair is fucking everywhere, they fuck up your shit and they cannot be trained (or little).
They'd sell you in a heartbeat if they could.
If you try to refute any of my points you are a delusional cat-lady type person and your license to breathe should be revoked as soon as possible.
>>29588384
>cats
>"reddit" pets
This is truly the end times for 4chans
>>29588361
Not everything revolves around your 4chan terminology, basement dweller. Cats are great, I can't have one because I'm allergic now.
>>29588469
Eh, I have 2 and I guess they're more or less hit or miss in regards to temperment and how they treat their owners
Cat 1
>literally the dumbest animal i've ever seen
>nigger will eat until he throws up and then keep eating after, even putting him on a diet didnt make him lose weight, must have some kind of genetic disorder
>will bother you for pets 24/7
>smells like ass sometimes
Cat 2
>cat is aesthetic af
>doesn't eat much, you can kinda just feed and water him twice a week and he's good to go
>doesn't bother you for attention, just kinda hangs around off to the side, but if you decide to give some attention he'll be affectionate af
>if he's being annoying I just tell him to fuck off and he leaves me alone
>pretty smart as well, if he needs food he'll ding his food bowl every so often.
>>29588553
>has allergy to cats
>buz also has hazmat suit
>lives entire rest of life in the suit, allergy won't get triggered and has a cat
>win-win
>>29588469
What's not to love?
>>29588505
hahaah remember le epic raids on cat abusers my 4chanians?!?!
fuck off
>>29588616
I am this poster: >>29588469
and I can actually believe what you said
my roommate has a cat and I fucking hate it.
>knocks shit off the counters all the time in the middle of the night
>jumps all over the table and counters getting them dirty
>shits NEXT TO its litter box, not in it.
>if I leave my door open for a second the little shit jumps all over my bed getting cat hair everywhere
>howls in the middle of the night
>scratches at my door wanting to be let in and even if I open it and scare it off it starts again in 10 minutes
I fucking hate cats
