Here's my plan
>Learn to develop apps
>Make money
>Buy the new Mx5
>Join the gym next month
>Actually go, rather than quit after 4 visits
>Travel the world in my Mx5
>Save up to buy a house
>Save up to buy a gf, if I don't find one during my trip around the world
>>29587051
trying to get good enough at art to get a job doing something in the field
>>29587063
Did you made this pic anon?
>>29587063
good luck anon
i used to be good at art, but i've lost all my talent after not doing it for 10 years
>>29587051
It will be unlikely you will make enough apps to live off the revenue. I know this because im a dev myself and just about every app that can be invented already exists.
>>29587051
Heres my plan
>buy a sword (not some pussy Katana a real sword
>buy body armor
>Train in combat and stealth until I'm a master swordsman
>move to third world country and become sellsword
oh man I don't know which one to go with
>currently employed, making 35k a year working for a retail bank
>have gf, have car, still live with dad
>no education
Plan A
>get EMS cert (2 years) and move to neighboring state that is always hiring
>do that for a couple years then move back to original state, for better working environment
>by year 5 maybe have enough money for a downpayment
Plan B
>stay where I currently work
>continue to climb up, currently 2 positions away from store manager (salary for manager is 50-100k)
>hopefully in the next 5 years I can manage not to get fired and negotiate my way to the 75k/year club
>buy house because fuck condo fees
Plan C
>go to school for 4 years
>get bachelors, make mom proud
>move to Japan with gf (she's a citizen)
>buy a house, make it as a successful writer, work from home while enjoying the mountains and outdoors
Plan D
>go to school for 4 years
>get bachelors, make mom proud
>become US citizen
>move to Peru (my home country) and work there with an american company
>enjoy that american paycheck while living with peru's lower cost of living
Plan A was always my official plan, but plan B is just so much easier at this point. I never thought I'd make a career out of banking but it's just too easy and comfy. The other two are more daydreaming than anything.
>>29587051
t. mazda salesman
>muh apps
You are very unlikely to succeed in such a saturated market, you are better off gaining marketable IT skills and looking for better opportunities when you have experience and know what you are doing.
>>29587197
>>buy a sword (not some pussy Katana a real sword
>>buy body armor
>>Train in combat and stealth until I'm a master swordsman
>>move to third world country and become sellsword
you forgot
>get shot by a nigger with an ak
>>29587220
Dont listen to naysayers op. If you had a choice, It's better to have fail and listen to yourself than listening to naysayers and not trying
>>29587220
>You are very unlikely to succeed in such a saturated market
You can say this about literally anything you try to do nowadays. I say fuck it and do your Best OP, you just gotta do better than everyone else out there
>Get money
>Improve social skills
>Improve wardrobe
>Buy a car
Still be alone because I'm a manlet
>>29587051
Which mazda mx5 op? my favourite is the NC soul red edition
>>29587235
Who said I was moving to a country full of Dindus
>>29587118
yeah it is from a few months ago
>>29587143
thanks senpai
>>29587252
Everyone already has those so you're going to have to work harder than that.
>make substantially more money than average
>have substantially above average car.
To offset your short stature
>>29587051
>MX-5
>gf
I think you meant bf OP
>>29587261
good luck finding a country anywhere without dindus with any sort of firearms
>>29587051
I'm going to try and gather enough courage to an hero in a way that doesn't make my parents feel bad.
Probably fake leaving to another country and never coming back or something.
Wish me luck boys.
>>29587150
I have an idea that can be applied to a huge amount of apps to make them more interactive and engaging.
I plan on copying a bunch of the best apps, and adding my idea to them.
Like how Nintendo took their old games, remade them, and added a Wii remote (although its nothing to do with motion control).
Got any tips for me?
Mine's:
>finish masters degree
>become professor at community college
>start PhD
>buy a house
>have a kid
>finish PhD
>continue with other less pressing life goals
>>29587220
>Marketable IT skills
Implying I want to get a job and work for someone
>>29587246
>>29587249
Thank you for the motivation
>>29587286
Its called the European Union I'll become a sellsword for the Muslim rape gangs.
>>29587051
>Join the gym next month
Why delay? Join it today/tomorrow. You have literally no excuses.
>>29587209
B sounds the best to me
I'd live modestly and retire early if I were you
Save up 500k and go backpacking around the world
>>29587261
Where else would you work as a mercenary? Central Africa is constantly at war, that's pretty much the only place you could get a job as a "sellsword"
>>29587249
There's a saying to never listen to naysayers. People who sees you from their own perspective cant see things from your own pov. They look at things from a probability pov. Succeeding in apps is possible but from a naysayers pov it's improbable therefore not worth trying. It's too simplified and iroonic the naysayer cannot say the same about themselves.
not listening to yourself is the dumbest move you can ever make, absurd example, if you genuinely believe shooting yourself in the head will allow you to wake up from the matrix, keyword genuinely, do it. Choose how you want to live your life
>>29587051
>Somehow get a job in IT area
>git gud at it
>buy stuff i need
>travel a bit
>kill myself before 30
>continue to work until new semester starts
>use GI bill for free college
>semester of EMT training
>be EMT
>continue school for nursing
>be RN
>make my way into critical care
>be critical care nurse
>no drugs (I don't drink or smoke either way), hang out with normie dudebros and dying people and hot but extremely normie qts all day
>benefits, bonuses, guaranteed decent salary, learn necessary skills for the apocalypse/general survival
>>29587259
It's got to be the 4th gen 2016 models
I'm hoping they'll bring out a hardtop version by the time I save up for one
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=nc+soul+red+edition&biw=1280&bih=659&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjzwt2I5crNAhVmIsAKHQ6WCykQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=mx5+2016
>Learn to develop apps
>Make money
It fails here
>>29587289
Good luck anon.
This is my realistic plan, I'm just trying to be positive and give life a go whilst I wait.
>>29587051
>Command+space 5 year plan
>File created Dec 20 2010
>Last modified July 24 2014
>Things achieved from the list: 0
What a waste of a life. God, I hate myself so much.
>>29587324
My friend's moving house next month, so I'll join the gym when he moves closer. His current gym is too far for me to travel to.
>>29587327
Like I said I'd work for Muslims for a country in the EU even if i got arrested by the police I'd just say I was with the Muslims and get off because of SjwsThis is also a joke and will never happen
>>29587290
Just be innovative.
It will be hard to take business away from a popular app.
>>29587343
My fav. Only 1000 were made
Jdjdjd
>>29587143
I'm 31. Use to be a very strong drawer but didn't practice and refine my skills, just got better at drawing the same things. I can't remember when the last time I drew something was but I can remember I sat there with a blank page for like 10 minutes not knowing what to draw. I'm sure I'd be mediocre at best now. I don't think it's like riding a bicycle.
Is there any chance I can get it back or actually become good?
>>29587377
>This is also a joke and will never happen
Can't fool the CIA anon, the van is on the way. Also, muslims have enough volunteers in europe anyway.
>>29587279
He doesnt want a bro-magnet shouting "nice car brah" on every turn. Poofter.
>>29587394
pretty nice, do you have one?
>>29587401
Can you draw a picture of a random car on google images and report back?
>>29587401
it will take practice, but you'll definitely be able to get good if you put the effort in
>>29587220
Yea bitch. Dont reply to either of the three people who replied to you. Get owned.
>>29587433
Can't be bothered, senpai.
>>29587443
Should get back into drawing. My list of things I should do is fucking enormous though. The list of things I don't do is monumental.
tentative goals, most likely won't accomplish most of them but oh well
>go backpacking around the world
>stop being overweight + get /fit/
>go outside everyday + go on some long hiking/camping trips
>gain some social skills and stop being a autistic friendless hikki khv
>figure out what i want to do with my life
>apply and get into a good college, at some point
>do well/ be on track to graduate from said college
>learn some marketable/interesting/fun skills like programming, instruments, foreign languages, etc.
......
>maybe get a qt bf at some point, but thats a far lower priority desu
>>29587051
My plan
>first you get the money
20-25
>then you get the power
26-30
>then you get the women
31+
I'm 20 and own an office building free and clear. I'm in sales (insurance)
So far so good
>>29587051
All good ideas, but app development isn't a reliable way to make money.
>enter law school in this autumn(its free here, i passed the entrance exams where 950 people tried it and only 140 got accepted)
>stop being a manchild and socialize even if you dont really feel like it to establish networks and become more normie
>go to all events like parties and related to careers, recruiting events etc
>graduate as master of law in 2021
>>29587051
You should study to become a web developer or software dev and just get a job. You won't regret it.
>>29587630
Working in Tesco is a reliable way to make money. That doesn't mean that stacking shelves is a better path to pursue.
>>29588457
I don't want a job. I want to make money whilst living the NEET lifestyle.
>>29587596
sorry anon this is not how it works
either you get women or you dont
if at this point in life you dont have the confidence and finesse to even get girls you dont have the skills to get money and power either.
>don't kill myself
I'll take things from there desu
>finish college
>hopefully break up with my girlfriend
>(get a job && travel the world) || commit suicide
>>29587051
so you think you need money and "looks"
and you commit to achieve that in 5 years
better than the avergare robot, senpai
some are here for more than ten years and have achieved nothing
>>29588900
this man knows it. some people have competence in life and some don't
>>29588900
I've slept with 9 women. And I've currently got a girlfriend. It's not a big part of my life and what I mean by my goal is at 30+ then I'll get a wife
>getting bachelor in applied chemistry in 3 years
>work on the last piece of the summer body
>find nice girlfriend for a long time relationship, not this 1 month bullshit anymore
>after the my bachelor I'll make my master in applied chemistry
>after master I'll work on my doctor title
>getting fucking rich with the age of 26
>>29587051
>getting a Miata
Brave man indeed!
>become store manager for retail place (1 year roughly)
>while working on a side business that should give me passive income with me doing very little (not an MLM, I'm not retarded)
>save money from retail job in order to pay off car and then buy a nice sailboat
>get beard implant because I almost went trans, I got to the point where I laser'd off my original beard
>feelsbadman
>quit retail job and leave this United Shithole and live a life on the sea, while exploring all the continents and experiencing all the peoples and cultures of this world
>continue doing this until i accidentally die
>take experience of what i learned about reality and apply it towards the afterlife
>reincarnate into a reality that isn't completely shit, preferably with elemental magic or a world where the citizens can fly or something
>>29587051
>Get serious about research and getting into graduate school
>Talk to professors about emerging trends in biotech as well as reading journals so I can start working on project ideas
>Buy a bike and start using it instead of walking
>Start lifting, running, and swimming again
>Start hiking on weekends again
>Join the boxing club or get boxing lessons
>Start a blog
>Git gud at cooking
>>29587051
>move in with buddy and other friend into trailer
>use my neetbux to pay for my rent
>fuck off with the rest of the money
>>29591825
Kek another tough guy that needs a challenger or mustang to show every one how big his dick is
>>29587270
looks comfy mayne
>>29587420
>implying /o/ wont do it anyway
>>29587051
>Live off of autismbux
>wait for parents to die
>then suicide
