What safety totem should I use to prevent myself from noticing hyperreality?
This is an emergency, please respond.
the AK-47
Buy a slinky, or a yo-yo, or take up juggling. Anything that distracts you from the tears at the edge of our existence.
Works for me.
>>29586789
Will a plastic slinky work, or do I need a metal one?
Oh fuck. I think it's starting.
>>29586828
Anything, as long as it's real and can distract you.
>>29586759
the fuck you mean hyperreality?
>>29586917
Say a girl fucks herself with an exact replica of Chad's penis, down to the very flesh and genetic coding, then has her hymen completely reconstructed.
Is she a virgin?
Have a safety totem nearby before you try to answer this question.
>>29586759
go to a beach, and look at stones.. when one REALLY jumps out at you, take that one.
squeeze it in your palm and you'll feel yourself absorbing its luck, then you'll be ok.
mine is a small, black shiny one i can easily fit in a pocket.
>>29586958
It's vagueness of words not hyperreality
this thread gives me great hope
>>29586969
The nearest beach is an hour away, and I already feel my AT field dissolving.
This isn't fucking good, guys.
