New video fresh off the presses lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDaSEfZkiwM
>>29586137
How is he not fat yet?
>>29586380
that is the only thing he eats each week
>>29586137
hehe saw it this morning, i was invigorated by his anger about the slippy slidy burger.
>>29586380
Forces himself to vomit after each video.
>>29586380
He leaves the house unlike yourself.
>>29586454
i'd be rally mad if he did that. fucking waste of money if you ask me
>>29586137
>supposebly
>loooong ass fingernails
>sese-may seed bun
couldn't watch any more of it
what do you guys think review brah smells like?
>>29586137
>June 26th
>hot off the presses
anyone else like the way he says "food review" in the beginning of his videos? I often replay it a few times before I watch the rest of the video
>>29586493
i'd vomit from eating that disgusting "food".
>>29586380
he only has one meal a day.
>the go big or go home ideology
Fuck I love reviewbrah.
>bye bye motorcycle
thanks for the kek, review bro!
>doesn't have a solid grip at all on the burger
>"the sandwich isn't great in terms of stability"
you fucking wot
>>29586517
Yep. I always say it along with him.
>>29586380
He eats less than what a kid growing up needs.
>>29586380
depression eats him away.
Does anyone know if Reviewbrah is voting for a Trump?
His suit is so sleek and beautiful, it looks like it's made from space-material.
Anyone else experience ASMR watching his videos?
>>29586517
there was a guy who made a video and superposed the intros on each other.
>>29586644
I play his 2-3 hour talking videos while in bed. shit gets me weird dreams
>>29586672
I need it
>>29586638
I'm pretty sure he's a Bernie Squad Leader in /r/sandersforpresident
>>29586685
look for it in his subreddit, it's only a month old at max.
>>29586137
Does anyone else gets a kind of saddness vibe from him? like he went through some harsh shit in HS and his look gives it away, feel genuinely sorry for him.
>>29586738
Not only that, his father killed himself after people made fun of him on /fit/.
>>29586738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBVhAW3cs8c
listen to the first 40 seconds of this video. feels bad
>>29586754
That can't be true, it just can't be
>>29586774
Yeah, it was 1 day after a thread on here with 200+ comments ridiculing him.
>>29586774
Fucking hell man.... I don't know what it is about him that makes me so empathic towards him, that's never really happened to me before.
>>29586790
>robots shittalk other people
what have we came to?
>>29586809
>>robots shittalk other people
That was always the theme of /r9k/ tbqh.
>>29586809
This board is full of people with great real lives who come here to shit on others for fun, and people with shit lives who shit on others as an escape. The empathetic posters are a minority.
>>29586790
I didn't realize that was the cause of that, but that's shit
>>29586824
I was literally just watching this video wtf
>those vampire hands
>>29586824
>Thanks for the meal, anon. You're really interesting
>>29586829
>>29586824
I never really come across those threads tho, unless it's racebaiting thread in which everyone is bitter. I only stumble upon threads in which we share feels, I thought the struggle would bond us together - not make us shallow like the normies are...
I don't understand the obession people have over this guy.
He produces shitty videos. Just because he's awkward and sort of carries himself like a robot doesn't make his content any less garbage.
>>29586380
why do fat people see someone eat a burger and think that person eats that everyday its unfair
>>29586896
Because then they can go "ITS ALL GENETICS ITS NOT MY FAULT IM A FATASS".
>>29586869
>obsession
I wouldn't call that an obsession, it's just people that are tired of shit normie-bait content (i.e excentric and obnoxious fucks jumping around in the frame and screaming every 2 seconds because everyone has ADHD these days) .
He provides a calm undertone and I like to hear him talk while I'm doing other stuff, as simple as that.
>>29586380
He doesn't finish meals on camera, or upload videos everyday. The bites he shows himself eating on camera make up like a fifteenth of the caloric intake it would take to sustain his weight. If he off camera finishes eating all the food shown on camera, maybe a fourth at most.
>>29586911
So... you just like his voice?
Good for you, but the videos he makes require no effort on his part, and the are just not good content-wise.
>excentric and obnoxious fucks jumping around in the frame and screaming
Stop watching vblogfags, and see something that isn't made by a lobotomized degenerate retard.
>>29586949
>and see something that isn't made by a lobotomized degenerate retard.
Good luck finding a content creator that would provide a solid stream of content without blowing up and as a result watering it down to attract more people to his chanel, or coming out with obvious view and controversy bait just to get that bucketfull of jewtube coins.
>>29586978
Really? Out of everything that youtube has to offer, it's either this idiot who talks about sandwiches or some Fred wannabe?
I myself don't really watch people who sit infront of a camera and just talk, because it doesn't very much appeal to me, but I know for certain that there are those that make decent videos without making idiots out of themselves.
>>29586137
>>29586738
>>29586754
He really does not understand the sartorial art. His shoulder are far too wide for such a small head, which makes him look even more juvenile than he is and is the opposite of what he tries to convey.
I always watch one of his food reviews when I am eating my lunch. I'm 21 and I've never been on a date, or in a relationship. He's my husband, I like to think, and we go on fast food adventures together. Sometimes I pause the video and add in my own comments about the food.
When he forgets the napkins I always shake my head and tut, before saying "Oh John, again?"
>>29587496
Send him your nudie pics
>>29587801
He's really too pure for that sort of thing. I don't want to send him them and have him just up and leave Youtube forever. I would rather my love be unrequited than have ReviewBrah abandon what he does.
I do know he browses this board though. I'll just say that if you're reading this, John, this roastie adores you.
>>29587496
That actually sounds pretty hot.
>>29587904
You don't love him if you won't even let him see you naked you idiot.
>>29586380
Metebolism
>>29587904
PM HIM YOUR ROASTIE NOW
>tfw only Burger King and McD available in Germoney
>>29588113
I'm sure KFC is available too.
>>29586137
I don't get it. He's like a cancer patient or some other diseases kid who wears suits 3 sizes too big and eats food then boringly talks about it?
>>29586137
kill yourself
originalerelli
>>29588135
The one near to me closed couple of years ago.
>>29588151
Those suits are not 3 sizes too big, they're just not slim fit, they're from the 90s.
>>29587945
In our marriage, there's little reason to be lewd. Really, listening to short wave gives us more pleasure than sex ever has and will.
>>29588201
ReviewBrah is a true fashion god. He would never result to wearing a slim fit suit.
>>29588206
I'm sure he would fuck around on those nights when he says he's nightwalking.
>>29586137
>hardees
>on east coast
I've lived in NJ my whole life and frequent NY and PA quite frequently and have never seen a Hardees or a carls junior
>>29588233
There looks to be only one
>>29588224
He'd take me with him, I hope. We'd fool around in a bush or in the parking lot of a peaceful fast food chain. It's actually how I imagine we'd spend our wedding night.
>>29588352
RB reads this in agony as tears drop into his spicy ribs one by one.
>>29588404
I hope not! I'd hate to cause my husband pain.
Though I am honestly blushing at the thought of him reading this!
>>29588431
I don't think he's reading this, he's on a trip or something and he doesn't have a phone or a laptop. His only mean of staying touch with the outside world is shortwave radio.
still waiting for the day reviewbrah goes super viral and normies infest all his videos
it's kind of happening already
reviewbrah reminds me of kira from jojo
>>29588570
His sub made it to top off deepintoyoutube. Regulars were quick to point out that he isn't that deep.
>>29588488
>shortwave radio.
Story checks out
>>29588201
>they're just not slim fit, they're from the 90s.
yes and the 90s for american fashion where shit, because they were a the opposite of what a suit must be
