*blocks your path*
heh...going somewhere?
>>29586113
*teleports behind you*
heh.. no. but you are going somewhere; TO HELL
>>29586142
*dodges your punch*
you need...discipline...heh
*throws you up in the air and you land on my blade*
nothing personnel, kid
*wipes blade and sheathes it*
>>29586168
hah, that's all you can do??
it seems like you underestimated me, roach.
HOOOOO REGENERATINONOGINOJUTSU!!!
*blade wounds instantly heal as i run towards you at super speed throwing bunch of flaming kunais at you*
Get out of my way, or I'll kill you!
>>29586113
>>29586142
>>29586168
>>29586216
>>29586265
All set to SMT IV's soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGORm3P0F1w
damnit i havent watched any shonen anime for too long
what is some new series to watch?
>>29586265
Get out of my way, or I will kill YOU
>>29586113
Is that his mom in the mirror, taking our Samurai master's picture?
LUL
>>29586216
*dodges kunai and teleports onto a tree*
you're weak...kid
*teleports behind you and kicks you into the air*
>>29586281
>I'm 17
>Op is piccolo
>That song is playing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=niw43mkSC5k
Perfect tbqh
>>29586324
*mom teleports behind you*
Sharp eye kid
*cleaves you in twain*
Mines sharper.
>>29586328
*transmogrifies from a pebble beside your foot, grabbing hold of your leg in the process and knocking you down in one fell swoop*
*rises from the dustcloud, shrouded by my cloak*
Heh... Hope you brought notepads, because class is in session, kiddos.
>>29586328
*shots out a rope hook out of my wrist into the tree you teleported to*
*pulls myself towards it at lighting speed while screaming to deafen and disorient you*
>>29586332
Autism but that song and that fight actually match up pretty well.
>>29586113
I am a man with one purpose...
Ever since the stacy whores shredded my LAN clan I've been tracking them down....
My body is fuelled by a desire for revenge....
Rage is my fiery blood... and these veins burn....
So I'll ask you one question.
*unsheathes Revanche, the 9Thousand Demon Katana*
Are you gonna try and stop me?
*holds out 32,000 page novel by Vladmr Yosep Grignovichski Groganovich, the obscure Russian author who actually volunteered to go to a gulag, as if it were a cross and you were Dracula* I AM PART OF A LITERARY TRaDITION. I AM FUCKING CULTURED AS FUCK
>>29586113
Your next line will be "pause, the pizza rolls are done"
>pause! The pizza rolls are d- ?!
>>29586463
>*le Jojo meme*
>>29586456
*unsheathes map of dublin*
Scribbibldibldy dee, what 2000 year literary tradition shall I destroy today?
*takes off eyepatch and reveals cursed eye of reference perception*
riverrun, past Adam and Eve's you're done!
*disappears in a cloud of Nora's farts*
>>29586500
fuckin kek. i haven't been on lit in ages, but is this original or copy?
>>29586510
Not even /lit/ is this autistic.
>>29586500
*searches desperately through my Kindle for male euro/anglo authors who haven't become unacceptable for some reason or another*
This isn't fucking over!
*can't find anything but copies of Soumission* FUCK
>>29586113
*grabs sword and stabs him*
fucking autist
>>29586352
*stands up and adjusts half cape*
finally, a challenge
*teleports into the air and hovers there*
your move...kid
>>29586748
*absorbs power from katana blade*
Your attempts at killing me only makes me stonger
>>29586876
*morphs into the legendary blood wolf*
take this... kid!
*bites you in half*
pssh... almost too easy
>>29586168
>nothing's personal, kid
>kid
this is the most autistic post I've ever seen on r9k
>>29587067
oh sweet summer child... You are in for a ride.
Look. You people keep blocking me from going where I want to. It's getting to be a problem. I really don't want to sword fight with you.
>>29587067
hehe...watch and learn, buddy
*mindrapes you into submission*
OOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29587067
Work on your post-ironic memes, kid.
>>29587679
ahah! i already am selfdiagnosed with 15 mental illnesses, it's no use!
DARK BLADE FROM DEATH!!
*throws 66 homing shurikens covered in black flames*
>>29587067
>nothing's personal, kid
Writing out the greentext (and getting it wrong) is autistic
>>29587067
is there any easier way to bait r9k than pretending to be a newfag? redditors are so desperate to call someone new, it works every time
>>29587667
heh
*chops your hand in one swift motion*
OVARIDA
*wipes blood and slowly puts katana in stealth while full moon reflects on blade*
you're thousand year too early to challenge me
>>29587725
>>29586168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18
Haha, holy shit. It's his mom taking the picture. Fucking hell
>>29587667
*activates cyborg Bushido powers*
*fires perfectly honed rocket katana directly through your eye socket*
psh... not even a challenge, kid.
>>29586113
*unsheathes katakana*
Not today, friend...
>>29587067
kek
you all fell for the bait except for >>29587747
gg
>>29586113
These are my favourite threads on this shitheap board.But that still doesn't justify your pathetic existence.*cocks katana
>>29586113
*shoots you before throwing you out of a plane*
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
>>29586113
*Teleports behind you*
Prepared to be kiwied kiddo
>>29588318
*it was just a hired gun*
You played right into my hand little guy. Getting caught was all a part of my master keikaku
>>29588379
Well congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master keikaku?
>>29586113
Heh...let's get this over with
*unsheaths katana*
This is one of the 9 forbidden blades of Japan...it has never failed to slay my enemies...
*assumes fighting stance*
....and you are next....kid...
*unleash the first part of my ultimate attack, which allows me to move at light speed *
*because of my speed, you can't see me*
*you swing your puny blade in a pathetic attempt to strike me*
*I jump above you, avoiding your hit*
heh....too slow...
*Unleash the second path of my ultimate attack, blade tornado*
*I hit you 100 times in one second*
*you fall down instantly, dead*
*I finally land *
heh....pathetic...
*put my blade back to its sheath*
>>29588459
Heh, I'm glad you asked.
I'll be crashing this plane...
*slashes the engines in half with one strike from my daikatana*
*rappels back up to my bigger plane*
...with no survivors
>>29586113
>*presses nuclear self destruct button
>heh, making it alive was never part of the plan
>*nukes thread from the catalog*
>>29587747
>was just pretending to be retarded
