/PORN FEELS/
Does anyone else ever just freeze and realise how fucking strange porn is?
I was having a nap this afternoon when a vivid scene popped into my head. I just had this strange, sickly melancholy feeling as I realised the finer details of what goes into my fapping habits.
I think usually we're either so excited or desensitised that we just go through the motions without even realising what's in front of us, but... Seriously what the fuck is going on here?
>>29585612
kind of makes ya think
>>29585612
she doesn't look too happy
>>29585637
Yup.
These are real people. This happened. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.
>>29585612
>unblemished skin
>decently fit
>great jaw
>big cock
8/10 would go gay for
entertainment and media has gotten ridiculously good at catering to niche interests. nothing strange about it.
its impressive really.
and maybe a little sad that we've been figured out.
Porn is for cucks. Same with lets plays/twitch. You're a non-participant receiving a vicarious thrill from the observed participants.
It is kind of weird that we like to watch other people have sex.
What I usually do now is to watch the porn without fapping and then turn off the computer and fap to the memory of it, which is even weirder.
This Chad and that roast beef curtain is out there somewhere, right now.
Maybe eating breakfast while listening to the radio.
Maybe hugging a loved one.
Maybe taking a dump.
the whole concept of sex is so alien to be. Im really starting to believe that its just a meme by the jew media propaganda and nobody actually really has sex
>>29585660
Drug induced stupor.
>>29585794
Jesus Christ, looking at this my dick looks so small against my body.
I need to lose some weight.
>>29585801
Agreed.
You expect me to believe people actually get together and perform these actions in real life? I'm not buying it.
>>29585801
I think so to. I've never seen or heard anyone have sex in real life even though I think I'm supposed to assume they (parents, sister, housemates at uni) do it when I'm not there.
But I never leave the house so when do they do it?
I just get sad, like really sad, when I watch porn where the guy has a large dick. That large, perfect cock, is something that I will never be allowed to have or acquire no matter how hard I work at improving my body via working out. Not even surgery can make my cock thicker, longer, and give it foreskin back and half the time I just sink into a slump thinking about how happy some girl would be to see a huge fat perfect cock on me when they pull my pants down, but instead they see my shriveled little dick. I have average looks, but you would never imagine I have such a tiny dick. I hate it and genuinely have considered suicide over it.
Amateur is worst. The realness is too real.
>>29585998
iktfb.
I might feel at least a little better about it if I could get decently hard, but I've had ED all my life due to anxiety and doctors can't do shit. Even viagra did nothing.
>>29586156
>Even viagra did nothing.
How is that even possible? Has to be a physical problem. Have they determined what's actually causing the ED?
>>29586207
No, they were pretty slap-dash in declaring it an anxiety problem and I was too aspie to enquire further.
"Hey doc my dick doesn't work." I tried my best but couldn't wait to get out of there.
I really hate porn, but I can't stop watching it. So much of it is designed to hurt your self-esteem, and I it's made me incapable of having healthy attitudes towards sex, relationships, and women.
Why can't I stop?
>>29586252
Did you go to a GP, a urologist or men's health clinic?
You should have told them viagra doesn't work because if it doesn't it clearly rules out anxiety. There's a deeper root cause if it doesn't get you hard.
>>29585719
Voyeurism isn't exactly cuckism afaik
>>29586280
Dopamine addiction. I have the same problem, it's also what keeps me hitting f5 all day long on 4chan.
Need to just build willpower and find constructive hobbies and interests to supply the dopamine fix. Porn and 4chan is just such a fucking easy dose.
>>29586108
No gay porn is worst. I can easily envision straight people having sex. But I just can't fathom the mechanics of my own kind.
>>29586301
First a counsellor, then a GP, then a Psychologist and then another GP. In the end I was at least given the details of a sexual health clinic but I was too beaten down and tired of hearing the same shit so I lost hope. Sex is a distant dream.
>>29586385
Did you tell any of them viagra had no effect on you? If so what was their response?
You should go to the sexual health clinic.
He is going to feel her whole body. Even the inside.
>>29586413
No, I got it from the last GP and he already seemed to be under the impression that drugs wouldn't solve my problem. In subsequent meetings we just never talked about the issue and for a while I was still kinda worried about it but my aspiness prevailed so I stayed quiet. I don't even really want sex anymore anyway as over time I've lost interest in people altogether.
>>29586470
He as a shit doctor but you where on the precipice of him discovering his initial diagnosis was shit. Go to the clinic. Discover what the actual problem is. Might be something which is impacting your whole body and subsequently everything about your life and motivation, ie. low test, infection, low vitamin b
>>29585801
You wouldn't believe me, but I have seen it once before. From the window of a train, on the side of a hill was a man and a woman going hard at it. The man was splayed out atop her, as if he had fallen naked from the sky. He bucked his hips a few times, and they looked amusingly like a roast chicken before it is placed in the oven. It was absurd. Utterly absurd.
>>29586578
Blaspheme. You must write of your tales.
So it was seen, and so it shall be written.
Porn is shit and it's mostly a last resort but generally as a rule I try to look for stuff where guys have a dick that looks like mine, which isn't too difficult but I am uncut and cut dicks look retarded to me. Also ideally I just like to see them riding dick so I can envision her doing it to me. Porn for me is all about self-insertion which is why I can't understand the whole cuck thing.
Fuck now I want to fap.
What does a vajoojen feel like?
>>29586766
>ideally I just like to see them riding dick
Step up nigga
>>29586716
They were in view for all of 5 seconds, but I swear it is real. People contort and flail their bodies and call it love.
I want it tbo
>>29586846
All that stuff loses it's appeal when you aren't there doing it yourself. I watch porn to rub one out, I've never been able to get into weird fetish shit outside of hentai/sfm etc
>>29586815
Salty milk and sandbags.
>>29587022
So when I try this at home do I just dump it all in a bucket and poke me pee pee in?
>>29587106
Don't forget the copper coins.
I sort of had that realization one day, I was jerking it as per usual, but I was in this hungover alcohol psychosis state of mind. Suddenly I couldn't stop thinking about the actual situation that I was watching. Hard to explain, but it all felt so surreal. Since then I can't really think about sex anymore in the same way. It sort of freaks me out that people are supposed to just stick genitals in and on each other for pleasure, and act like it isn't completely weird. It's just this animalistic act that that contrasts harshly with civilized everyday life.
Also, there is the general sadness of knowing that no woman will ever experience real pleasure and happiness from fucking me, it will always be a favor from her to me. Porn reminds me that millions of men and women fuck every day, like it's a secret club that loves to mock me by showing me what I can't have.
>>29586815
Warm bag of apple sand.
>>29586846
I can't understand the appeal of porn like this.
>>29585998
this
I will be the guy where the chubby post-cock-carousel wife says "I love my husbands penis, it is the perfect size. I wouldn't have it any other way", and you just know she's lying and kicking herself for not winning the big cock lottery.
>>29587283
That is fucking hilarious. Not sexual at all.
>>29587265
>Also, there is the general sadness of knowing that no woman will ever experience real pleasure and happiness from fucking me
Terrible, cynical approach.
>>29587265
>It's just this animalistic act that that contrasts harshly with civilized everyday life
This. Whenever I see a couple, all I can think of is what they turn into behind closed doors.
>>29587266
Laffs were had. Thank you anon.
>>29587422
I hate those porns where they cover themselves in oil. I bet no one has ever done that in real life because it's a stupid fucking idea
>>29587545
I dunno guy. Slipping all over some huge tits and rubbing cock between supple, lubed butt could be nice
>>29585612
>>29585676
>>29585794
>>29586156
>>29586930
I AM A GAY FAGGOT AND I WANT THEM TO FUG ME
>>29585612
Because it's all fake. They're all actors performing the camera. Unfortunately, people don't know or refuse to believe it so they copy it and take it to real life. Then they don't understand why they never have fulfilling sex.
You need. To give your semen to JESUS.
GOD WANTS IT
>>29587743
When I began reading I was going to say "what about amateur," but you raise a very good point.
>>29587775
Very well. I'm not picky.
>>29587826
It's really hard to find candid amateur. Even the stuff that's semi-good has the participants looking at the camera making sure they're still in the shot every few minutes.
>>29585998
Medicine will find a way. It always finds a way (i hope lel)
Not even micropeen, only average, but waiting until dick transplant is a reality and we can grow our own 8x6
>>29587854
I did see this hidden-cam vid one time that was legit as fuck. A guy was filming under his roomates door. I mean it could have been set up by the couple but the point is, the sex was the most standard slow missionary close-body love making possible, and even my porn addled brain found this hot a/f and desirable. Like you know when porn actually makes it into your emotional mind? Makes me sick.
If you are capable of ignoring your MUH DICK hormones for a nanosecond then you start to see sex as objectively fucking weird and gross. You are sticking a part of your body into another persons hole in their body and moving it in and out a slave to your programming to reproduce and die.
>>29588043
iktf. It's not even the throbbing flesh stick going into the gooey fishy taco hole that freaks me out. It's just the bodies knocking together over and over again.
>>29588043
>tfw the biological meaning of life is to reproduce and nothing more
Hold me anon kun
>>29588114
>Tfw most robots are living life wrong
Is this tasteful or dirty? I'm unsure.
>>29585998
>desperate and depressed enough to whine on an amphibian don quixote roleplaying forum
>not desperate and depressed enough to give jelqing a shot
I will never understand true robots.
>>29588043
The best time to experience this is right after fapping, you know when you are covered in cum and there are some naked people on the screen.
>>29587388
I don't know man. I'm just one of many without impressive qualities to outweigh my mediocricity. Women either want to something to brag about sexually, or at least a pleasurable experience. It's a negative mindset sure, and it's not gonna help me, but it's rooted in reality.
>>29588289
Not that guy but I've tried. Didn't work. Injured my dick towards the end cos I wanted results to bad.
>>29588375
I worked for me, and has for plenty of other people. How long did you try it and what exactly did you do?
>>29588390
About a month. I can't remember exactly what I did. I would warm up for 20 mins or so then do a few variations of the ring grip and then some v grip.
If it really works I would expect there to be a tonne of before and after pics and I could never find many. Then again guys might just be reluctant to post online or take pics in the first place.
>>29588621
Thundersplace has tons of pics, routines and discussion. One month is really not all that long though.
I went from 5.5"x4.6" to 6.5"x5.2" in 6-7 months time, and I don't plan on quiting anytime soon. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
>>29586156
you have a prolactinoma. thank me later
>>29588621
there are a few studies(1)(2) on the use of a penile-extender device. and apparently they can provide 1 to 2cm over a period of 3 to 6 months for hours a day. i've jelqed for almost a year now with a lot of consistency and have only gotten about 1cm to my bone pressed measurement - which could very well be due to a better erection and not a real increase in penis length.
i'll just finish the one year period and give constant traction a shot.
(1)ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448
(2)https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25809129
>>29588695
This Thunder guy is always brought up with PE but I have never seen his documented photographic evidence. Just the writing. Got the progress photos to share?
>>29588695
no, thundersplace doesn't have "tons of pics."
yes, there are "routines and discussion" - a bunch of people bragging about their fake gains and elaborating on their broscience.
>>29588864
Become a member of the forum, costs absolutely nothing in case you're wondering (it's a completely free forum), and you can see the "progress pics" subforum where members have their own progress threads and post pics.
>>29588870
You genuinenly think people would spend a dozens years discussing PE, updating their stats and pretending it works as some sort of elaborate forumwide shitpost?
>>29589021
Is this turning into some snake oil dick squeeze shilling thread?
Have you ever felt jealous that women literally just have to lay there for a few minutes to get whatever they want in life?
>>29585676
>>29585612
She has no ass or thighs
I think that's what's disturbing here
something seems off about this thread.
>>29586815
baggy sands of milk
>>29589021
>>29589021
post
the
fucking
pictures
>>29589154
yes, even sex is easy mode for women
>>29589582
leave it be, anon. he's probably a shill from there. look at the pacing and the wording of the comments on this thread. he probably made this thread, and he's not alone.
>>29587628
would not be worth the clean up
>>29589582
Not going to post someone else's dick pics to /r9k/. If you're too lazy to even give the thing a look, I sincerely doubt you could stick to it anyway.
>>29589648
>shilling for a free form of exercise
Yeah, right. I felt like sharing with my fellow robots here but frankly I don't really give that much of a shit. Just pointing out that whining about how you're cursed with a small dick is as valid as whining about how you're cursed with obesity. Both can be worked on.
>>29589648
I made this thread and I'm not him ;(
>>29589635
not if you like to do it rough bae
OP, yes the people are real. That's why professional western porn is pleb tier or creepy
To go for the creep vibe, gonzo porn is the best, but kills your soul
Best is JAV. can't understand what is said, but has a plot. All peen/vagina is blurred out. No tattoos / dyed hair. Better
And for western, Images. High Test photoshoots and stuff like that. It's not nearly as degrading, just a celebration of the female form. And your imagination does 90% of the work, so you finish feeling good. Men have masturbated to images of females for eons. It's natural and good. Drawn stuff is fine too if not degenerate, even less exploitation involved, but I can't get into that
>>29589154
Damn WEBM's when I'm on my phone
>>29589740
shill out, dude. keep making them sick penis gains
>>29589747
>not if you like to do it rough bae
The woman will get what she wants sexually as well.
