>girl I haven't seen in years invites me to her fancy art exhibit
>I think fuck it, why not, get spiffy and hit the city
>kinda chilly out, better wear my gloves
>see her again for the first time in years, first thing she does is talk shit on my gloves in front of everyone
>no hello, nice to see you again, thanks for coming to my show, just rips on my gloves in front of all these people I don't know
>another guy in the room is wearing a Santa hat and sunglasses
>she's still shitting on my gloves
>10 minutes later she suddenly falls down and has a seizure on the floor
>the whole room is stunned in silence
>stack a bunch of free snacks on my plate and leave
>>29585091
post your gloves bro
Good on you mah man.
Post gloves.
>>29585091
gloves or gtfo
>>29585091
>stack a bunch of free snacks on my plate and leave
nice
>>29585163
This image represents my life desu
>>29585091
Post gloves pls
dubs for the gloves
>>29585091
Fuck the gloves, post snacks.
>>29585091
Let us see those gloves senpai
>>29585091
Well that turned out all right.
Good story.
>>29585208
First part may have happened, but she didn't have a seizure
>>29585091
Dude your gloves are fucking possessed, she talked shit about them, then the spirit killed her, you still liked your gloves, so it gave you a bunch of free food.
Keep those gloves forever, they are your only friend in this world.
>>29585091
this made me kind of happy. thanks for the smirk.
>>29585091
Was the art there typical pretentious bullshit art made in 5 minutes that has a lot of meaning?
>>29585271
Quick guide to modern art: make it as ambiguous as possible and let the viewer/reader create a meaning for you.
>>29585208
Don't talk smack about gloves man
>>29585298
I'm too much of a contrarian to agree with that sentiment.
I already got an idea. Im gonna make a painting of a guy sucking his own dick sitting center in a pool with a bunch of naked and fat sjw chicks sitting on the edge like pigeons mensturating and filling the pool with blood
>getting ready to kill myself
>going to take a few tablets of cyanide and be done with it all
>get a call
>its some fucking stacy from highschool
>she always made fun of the way I dressed
>shes inviting me to her shitty art show
>about to tell her to go fuck herself
>wait
>this is an opportunity to get back at that bitch
>say ill come
>pocket my pills
>put my normal hat on because its cold as fuck outside
>put on some shades so they wont recognize me and start making fun of me again
>head out
>get to party
>theyre all looking at me weird for some reason
>whatever
>meet her
>shes still a bitch
>just hanging around eating free food
>think maybe its not worth killing her
>some other guy from highschool walks in
>she starts ragging on him for wearing gloves
>she needs to die
>slip cyanide into her drink while she bitches at this guy
>she stops making fun of this dude so she can get a drink
>cyanide kills her immediately
>gloves guy takes some food and leaves
>I follow his example
>mfw
>>29585407
based santa
/glove/
>>29585104
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>>29585213
ain't nothin but a glove
>>29585271
some of column A and column B. There were some nice pictures, and then there's a crumpled up newspaper in a cardboard box with a story narrated through headphones
>>29585227
I've already accepted there's no chance I'll ever have a situation build up and play out like that ever again. Everyone's got that one freak experience that can only happen once
>>29585681
those look perfectly fine, your stacy friend was a cunt and probably deserved that seizure
>>29585681
Man they are some pretty nice gloves, there's definitely no reason for her to talk shit about them, bitch deserved the seizure
>tfw no gloves for me ;-;
>>29585681
she probably was high on something, and had some bad juju
>>29585091
This sounds like some shit that happens in the sims
>>29585681
She must have been jealous
>>29585091
Lol good for you. Fuck that little cunt, Probably invited you there just to shit on you. You should have picked her pockets and raided her purse before leaving.
Fuck em.
>>29585681
Standard leather grip with soft back gloves
What did she expect, Michael Jackson's very own diamond encrusted white glove?
>>29585681
Literally autism gloves
>>29585681
Those are some fucking nice gloves mane. Fuck that bitch. You should have shoved your gloves up her fucking snatch
>>29586146
Oi don't be talking shit on those fine gloves
Don't worry glovebro I bet he's just jealous
You sure it was malicious and she wasn't doing the whole friendly shit talking?
Guys what if it was one of those playful make fun of thinggs girls do but OP is too much of a sperg so he didnt get it and got offended? Maybe the girl actually had a thing for OP but well never know because she had a seizure
