I'm killing myself today and I'll be jumping off of a building. If that's not available I'll be jumping off of a viaduct as plan B. I'll be doing it in the evening
Do charcoal-burning suicide instead. Best method. Google it.
>>29584798
You only get one life, there is no afterlife. If you're serious please do not kill yourself. life is worth living, you just have to look for the meaning. if you find no meaning look closer and search. but never give up. if you're not serious fuck u.
>>29584798
I remember in San Francisco a window washer fell off the 11th story of a building, fell through a car and lived.
My point? Humans are resilient as fuck. If you're going to die, make sure you do it right, because nothing is worse than a failed suicide. Nothing.
Why are you killing yourself, OP?
please don't OP, we love you
>>29584798
Jumping off a building isn't really 100% chance of dying though and the whole falling bit can strike a lot of fear when you should have a lot of resolve instead. My advice is pick a really tall building, close your eyes and jump. That, or a better way to die. Best to call the suicide hotline though.
>>29584798
make sure to fall head first and smush brain/break neck. you don't want to be a quadriplegic because you won't get a chance to try again.
Do a triple backflip.
>>29584798
1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Seek help OP
Is.....Is OP dead?
>>29584798
OP are you still here? Tell us where it'll take place.
>>29584798
Well shit, there ain't nothing after.
If you're going to do it at least do it right.
>>29584798
Why did u choose today?
>>29587081
How do u know? Have you been dead before?
I'm in NY, my favourite videogame is MGS so I'll be jumping off the Chrysler Building, if you get the reference.
I'm so sick of life and I can't wait to be a puddle of goo.
Fuck all of you.
>>29587332
Hey that rhymes!
Embrace the suffering as I have
>>29587355
I can't. I need to be embraced
why don't you do it tomorrow instead?
>>29584798
why you must be edgy, you will die anyways fag so just wait nd enjoy food or something
IM BREAAKINGGG THE HABIT
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM
If I go off anti-depressants cold turkey will I get a greater ability to act on my suicidal desires?
If true, good luck, friendo
>>29587832
Depends, how long you been using them?
>>29584798
Fly, OP, find the freedom you couldn't have on life
>>29584798
Forget that jumping shit. Take as many normies with you as you can. Our hopes and dreams travel with you anon.
>>29587857
Using them for 6 months so far. I'm hoping to pull a David Foster Wallace and be irreversibly screwed.
