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>be white male, grow up in safe suburban home in first world
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>be white male, grow up in safe suburban home in first world country
>be in my twenties, but mom still let's me stay there and cooks and cleans for me every day, she pays for everything because i don't have a job and prefer to spend my NEET-bux on buying video games
>got through school okay, have no learning disabilities and is of average intelligence
>had a few friends at school, maybe even a few still
>health in good order, not born with a disability
>light depression, but don't want to give up not exercising and replacing my pop tarts for something healthier in an effort to beat it
>lives in the 21st century where i can have all of this lifestyle and live in this comfort
>never approaches girls other than on shady bot-filled online dating websites, don't make an effort to better oneself or go outside and interact and is therefor a virgin
>cry about my virgin status everyday
>"WHY IS LIFE SO HARD???", "WHY AM I LIVING HARD-MODE??"
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nailed it
next time, put more emphasis on laziness and being a jerk.
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>>29584509
jokes on you im not a virgin haha :DDDD
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>>29584509
Op are you me? It's scary how relatable this is
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>>29584509
damn OP you're batting .100, but I'ma let you cook.
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>be white male
>born in urban poverty
>abusive family
>wagecuck since i was 13
ebin
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>>29584509
Are baiters even trying anymore?
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>be upper-class white woman
>be a member of the most privileged group in human history
>a male talks about his dick in my presence

*long sucking weeping breath that makes you worry my teeth are gonna fall in* HHHHHHUUUWHHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO UUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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