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Trying to get laid in a shitsville rural area, when your social
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So, I live in a rural area where the dating pool is shit. because the only places really are shitty redneck dive bars.

my flirting game is zero, but ive been told that im not that bad looking before.

Which ploy should i go with

>"gay" guy looking to try it with a girl
Women love what they cant have, and whats more appealing than fags. I mean women love fags. Im sure a girl would love to fuck a gay guy.

>Cougar/milf hunt
Seems like, if anyone would be on craigslist it would be older girls. Seems like it wouldnt be too hard to find a 30-40 something girl whos into guys in their early 20s.


>porno scam
Literally just do what casting couch did, and say i work for an amatuer porn company looking to audition. either post an add, or call random callgirls and ask them if they wanna do porn. Fuck them on film, and dont call them back. techically its an audition and you arent payed for a tryout. so theyd just be under the impression they never got a call.. but idk i live in a shitty trailer and itd be hard to look professional and legit.


what do
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gay guy ploy is retarded, cougars all the way. make sure to bring mace or even better, a gun, if u use a site like ccraigslist.
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also its ok for goyim to bang their opposite-sex cousin, so go for it

original
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>>29583520
You need to go cougar/milf combined with a bit of Churchman swagger. Basically pretend you're betabux until you get the vagina, then flip it over to alpha smash mode, senpai
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Have you tried just asking if they wanna fuck? Sometimes it can actually be that simple, especially if you're good looking.
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Just be yourself and dont be desperate, lol
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Tldr desu hes beyond saving
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