>writing long paragraphs on bebo/msn to somebody you had a crush on over the internet when you were 14
Why /r9/ why did i do it?
>write poetry about being friendzoned, friendless, and disrespected by peers/family
>show them to girl you like
>falling in love with my online gf from when I was 17 all over again
>we've barely spoken in a year (I'm 21 now)
>don't know why, but can't stop thinking about her
>she found someone new just like a few months after I dumped her, like three years ago
>now they're getting married
So here's my plan. Let me know if there are any flaws in it, because I need this to go perfectly.
>find out where the wedding is
>crash the ceremony in the nick of time, romantic comedy style, right as the pastor asks if there's any reason why they shouldn't be married
>"because she's mine, sir!"
>she runs down the aisle towards me and we hold each other in a deep embrace
>everyone in the pews coos out, "awws!" and "true love really is real!"
>the priest marries the two of us right there, while the fiance watches and cries
>we spend the rest of our lives together, happily ever after
>>29583051
Anon dont even go there
>do that exact same shit for a 10/10 girl called natalie when i was 14
>She was really friendly and almost flirty with me
>Thought i was friendzoned
>Show her all this shit on my bebo blog
>Suddenly she wasnt anymore
Oh boy was i a great teenager
>>29583147
I don't really like "because she's mine, sir!" That doesn't sound very cool. I gotta think of something cooler to say than that, but I'm not very romantic or anything so I'm not really sure.
>have class with girl you like
>you two live close together so you two often do homework together at your place or her place
>play music related to how you feel about her
>being alone with girl you like
>she touches your inner thigh and you flinch
>she loses all interest in you because you rejected her unprovoked advances
>>29583051
>>29583161
damn...
>show my crush my blog with self-harm pics and other edgy shit
no wonder I was rejected then
>tell friends about a guy at school I like
>devise a plan to bump into him like in my animu
>end up getting his new shoes muddy instead of 'accidentally' cuddling with him
>girl you like holds you hand for some reason
did you guys ever have an anime moment?
My hand writing was really bad and a girl held my hand as I wrote to help me write better.
>>29583914
>gets hand held
this is it this is where i loose my virginity
>>29583285
i can still see if i can find pics or the poems anon if you like, since luckily im still in contact with her
>find someone's msn from school through a mutual friend
>add them
>they accept
>they say "who are you?"
FUCK
>>29585040
>"i-im that guys from maths class"
>"nope cant remember you"
